Gutfeld! Monologues - President Trump Derangement Syndrome Is Back
Episode Date: February 20, 2025As seen on Gutfeld!, From the media to blue state governors, to outspoken folks on X, Greg comments on the "Trump Derangement Syndrome" that is filling the airwaves, just one month into the President'...s second term Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Your love for me is frightening.
Happy Wednesday, everyone.
As you know, it's super cold in NYC.
His face is frozen, but that would be redundant.
This Saturday night, Kamala Harris will receive an N-A-C-P image award for helping out people of color.
They claim she did that by not becoming president.
Doge has stopped $10 million in U.S. tax money from going to Africa to fund male circumcisions.
Not surprisingly, angry Democrats are calling it a dick move.
During a recent presser, President Trump started listing the most insane examples of government spending.
The most egregious one, of course, was the six figures spent to have Jerry Nadler's pants let out.
Still didn't work.
The stains.
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And today, in fact, they had to, they had the difficult task of informing the whales next of kin.
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Team USA hockey wants Trump to attend their rematch against Canada this Thursday night.
Trump said, if we win, we get Canada.
And if they win, it doesn't matter because they still have to live in Canada.
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dropped to his knees.
It looked pretty innocent
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It's no great revelation that the Democrats are screwed. They're lost, broken, and
desperate. And in some cases, they're even decomposing. And they've apparently
decided that what they need is their very own Joe Rogan, since trying to censor and smear the actual
Joe Rogan didn't work.
So they're sending out the billionaire bat signal,
assembling them to create their own version
of the Qbald commentator.
According to semaphore, reps from George Soros' group
and execs from something called Crooked Media
met at the offices of Steve Jobs' widow
to strategize on how their media efforts failed them in 2024.
They saw how wildly successful Trump was
by going on Rogan, and they want to get some magic for themselves.
But let me save them some time.
Dems, it's not going to work.
First, you used to have a Joe Rogan.
It was called Joe Rogan.
So why bother to find a new one when you'll just drive that one away, too?
You're only going to punish and cancel anyone who might be a free thinker
and not tow your doctrinal line.
Anyone who might not fit within the narrow parameters of acceptable conversation is screwed.
And any podcast audience will call bull-hs at the moment the guests announce their pronouns.
We, they, then, ain't having it.
So how can you say you want something when you know you will destroy it,
or at least handicap it with impossible requirements?
I'd rather listen to Rashida Talib getting a bikini wax.
We'll be back with more Gutfeld.
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Do you not understand that's how you lost Rogan to begin with in millions of voters?
Look, the right doesn't agree with Rogan on everything, but that's okay.
We live with that.
is he. The problem for today's lefty media landscape is that they can't. Because their ideas
don't stand up to the scrutiny of a five-minute segment, let alone a three-hour podcast. But as
Dems are desperately trying to find their leader in new media, they still got old media. Hell,
the Crohn's on 60 Minutes started their careers using carrier pigeons. And apparently one of
they're recently fired wants traditional media to get in line and boycott the Trump White House.
When you have the White House banning the AP from the Oval Office, banning the AP from Air Force One,
I think the rest of the press corps needs to start giving some serious consideration to whether or not it's worth, you know,
sending everybody into the Oval Office, sending everybody on Air Force One, sending everybody into the briefing room.
Wow, that's some scintillating stuff.
Poor thing. I guess he wants every journalist to be unemployed like him.
but boycotting Trump coverage means boycotting themselves.
I get it, though.
They'd love any excuse not to cover all of Trump's wins
because right now our media mavens
have that feeling you get
when you're watching a stock you own
dropping by the hour.
And you realize that your pump and dump scheme
is going down like Don Lemon at his next job interview.
He's a terrible job interviewer.
I don't see this.
Your scam is up, media, and trust me, the hits are going to keep coming.
Which raises this question, if the Dems were so certain that Trump's policies would fail,
wouldn't they just sit back and let them fail?
Their panic means they either know or they fear he will succeed and prove them wrong.
And with Trump doing so much, so fast, leave it to the never-Trumpers to do what little they can to make a fast buck.
An event called the Principal's First Summit convenes this weekend,
in D.C. What are their principles? Well, judging by the lineup, cashing in on whatever's left of
Trump envy. The biggest and most bitterest names in the anti-Trump world will be there.
Adam Kinsinger, Michael Steele, Bill Crystal, and George Conway. All that was missing was Joy Behar.
And 16 green room coffee cakes.
There are a few Dems to shore up the list of yesterday's pundits who've seen their audiences
flee like Tim Waltz hearing a car backfire.
So what you notice here is a sense of uselessness, a direction doomed to incompetence and frustration,
but maybe a paycheck for the time being.
These are the dinosaurs just after the big orange asteroid hit.
But it's also about fear of change, a necessary part of life, which is why it's so weird to fear it.
Everyone likes to be right, but that keeps us from seeing that we all share the possibility of changing when we ultimately aren't.
The Never Trump or Conference meets under the title of principles, but it's just a stubborn and sad refusal to look in the mirror.
To admit that there is no way out as you continue down this narrow alley with no exit.
It's no different than the left search for a new Rogan.
It's a dead end, one they chose, because they were too scared to look at the signs, staring them right in the face.
Period.
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