Gutfeld! Monologues - President Trump Drains The Swamp!

Episode Date: February 8, 2025

As seen on Gutfeld!, Greg comments on a flurry of moves from the first two weeks of the second Trump administration. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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But oddly, the USAID beneficiary. abroad don't seem to be the ones complaining. The foreign heads of state are so quiet, and yet it's the NGOs crying over the fact that their years-long scams might be toast. And all of this is happening because Doge has exposed a pile of programs funded by USAID to foster gender and trans propaganda in foreign countries. Countries where such things don't seem to benefit stability, because nothing will bring a Muslim country together, like drag queens reading the Koran to kids.

But that's the point. You have to destroy the world to build a new one where men could watch girls pee in locker rooms. Now, I've said before that the racial and gender conflict incited in America was designed to keep a unified population from focusing on the bigger problems, like crime, immigration, economy, and, of course, corruption. But it wasn't to overthrow a government. It was designed to preserve the government.

building a moat around its power. And so as we learn that USAID was creating instability abroad, we see these same dirty tricks coming home. It's as if Epstein Island moved to Georgetown. Because once you find yourself with a populist president who wasn't the elite choice, instability must be created artificially, kind of like a lab in China,

which means introducing the endless combustion of identity politics. Elevate one's identity among others, and you create conflict among groups. And there goes populist unity. People turn on themselves. What seemed to be an exported strategy to handicap third world nations return to where it started, like a sexually confused boomerang. So imagine if we looked at America as a foreign country when Trump won. USAID did.

You had a populist president, not an establishment puppet. What followed? Organized immediate protests. race, gender, climate, the three horsemen of funded, organized dissent? Meanwhile, the fourth sat next to Whoopi at the view. It was a color revolution funded by people who pay taxes. Suddenly, you had trained agitators in the street with fresh signs and robust crowds and fueling that a media that pushes incendiary hoaxes.

Add to that a crusade against so-called misinformation to empower censorship. Sound familiar? Sounds like everything USAID did in other countries. Now, maybe we didn't mind USAID before. Sure, they toppled governments overseas, but that wouldn't happen here. Now, by shining a light on what they and our government was doing, we find that they did try to destroy a populist movement

for being a challenge to their power, with identity politics as a weapon. It was divide and conquer, like when I got into that sword fight with conjoined twins. no wonder the left is freaking out the truth is out they weren't just exporting chaos to the world they were growing it here and forcing us to smoke it all right listen ad free with a fox news podcast plus subscription on apple podcasts and amazon prime member members can listen to this show, listen ad-free, with a Fox News podcast plus subscription on Apple Podcasts.

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