Gutfeld! Monologues - President Trump Keeps His Promise At The Border

Episode Date: January 24, 2025

As seen on Gutfeld!, Greg comments on President Trump's deportations and some of the viral moments of the past few days from Border Czar Tom Homan. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Tucker Carlson said Ray Dalio is one of the world's smartest investors, but more important, he's likely the wisest. Make yourself read this book. That book is how countries go broke, the big cycle. In it, Dalio explains the mechanics behind big debt cycles, and what they mean for countries with big and increasing debts like the U.S. and what you should do to protect yourself. You can find it wherever books are sold,

or read a five-minute summary of the book at economic principles.org. I know, terrible. I think. Seriously. No, stop. All right. I'm so humbled by my popularity. I'm so humbled by my popularity. Happy Thursday, everyone. CNN is poised to lay off hundreds of employees, and to make money, they're going to put their digital service behind a paywall. That's ironic. To save their failing network, they had to build a wall. CNN's Jim Acosta reportedly threatened to quit after being banished to the midnight time slot. But in a last-minute attempt to boost his ratings, Acosta's show will air without audio or video. As ICE hauled off a Haitian gang member, he said, F. Trump, Biden forever.

Sorry, that wasn't a Haitian gang member. That was Jill Biden. They ought to get confused. True on Trump's first day in office, ICE arrested over 300 illegals. Wow. Now he was going to trim Joy Behar's Bush as Bush as. Bushes. Oh, boy. Bushes. It's not getting better.

In his new book, GOP, Congressman Jim Comer writes that Jerry Nadler, no joke, smells like a truck stop restroom. Which is false. Truck stop restrooms are cleaned once a day. The UK said it would not recognize Trump's name change from the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America. Trump replied, great UK. From now on, we call you FUK. The Colorado Supreme Court ruled that elephants in a zoo can't sue to be set free because they're not human. In related news, the view has canceled their ski trip to Aspen. Because they're fat. Nancy Pelosi's husband made almost $40 million in stock deals.

leading up to Trump's inauguration. He'll keep half while Nance spends the rest on the scaffolding around her face. I know. Terrible, right? And a Danish lawmaker told Trump to F off when it comes to annexing Greenland. Hmm, did someone say Danish?

Asked one man. It never ends. So, remember family ties? It was about a pair of middle-aged hippies whose oldest child, Alex P. Keaton, was a 17-year-old Reaganite. True, he was the last cool conservative on TV until Britt Hume. It was a reversal on the usual cliche of liberal teens rebelling against their right-wing parents.

This time, the touchy-feely parents had to deal with their kid wanting policies that actually work. And that was the big joke. look, Alex likes Reagan. He wants lower taxes and less crime. How hilarious. And this was back in 1982. That's how long the assholes have been getting it wrong. In Hollywood's typical leftist arrogance, they thought just the premise of a young guy being Republican was so crazy it could be a sitcom. But then Alex became the breakout star in Michael J. Fox, a household name. Meanwhile, While Tina yuthers is mowing my lawn.

40 years later, here we are again, and the lessons of the past have been forgotten. Like shoulder pads, Walter Mondale, and my first marriage. Today's liberal parents are suddenly realizing their offsprings have minds of their own. And even with Xanax and boxed wine, it's a bitch. Take a last Sunday's New York Times

fretful article title, when your son goes MAGA. One mom laments that her 20-year-old son, Eli, is generous and thoughtful, but he also voted for Donald Trump. Because, you know, he can't be both. Eli's mom hates his MAGA hat, and they argue about guns and immigration, even abortion. A mom arguing with her son about abortion, that's kind of make the kid feel great. It's like a mechanic saying, you're lucky I didn't cut your brakes.

Meanwhile, other parents blamed it on social media, said one mom, I was like, who got a hold of my son? Well, I'm not sure who got a hold of your son, but be relieved it wasn't this guy. Or even this guy. We'll be back with more Gutfeld. If you're thirsting for no, we aren't there yet, kids won't stop crying. snacks but they wanted other snacks. Stop pulling each other's hair and we made it 14 minutes with no screens level refreshment. We definitely have that. Swing by Circle K and get a polar pop for just 79 cents, only for inner circle members. When you're feeling the heat, Circle

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independent thought seems alien to you. His rebellion is necessary thanks to you. And he's the kind of young voter Trump reached out to in 2024. While Kamala was clucking along with the gassy hands on the view, Trump was on podcast reaching kids who were curious about this creature that seems to get under every adult skin. And he showed he wasn't Hitler. Stalin, or even Kilmead. He was clear, funny, even real. The opposite of their parents' preference, demented and drunky. So now college campuses are becoming safe places for Republicans.

Hell, co-eds now have shirtless posters of Mitch McConnell on their wall. But we saw this coming. The effects of authority on independent minds always causes them to rebel. when the beliefs adults espouse are expressed without persuasion. Telling your kid to make their bed or go to church without explaining why, they're not going to listen. And once they can break free from your hectoring, they embrace what you reject. It's like those kids you knew who lived under a strict household, then they went away to college and became drunken, drugged out idiots.

That's how I ended up with a Bob Crane tattoo. So these parents assumed they could just say, Trump is evil and that would suffice. Sure, you can tell your kids, sex is just a construct, but then they look down and see, no, that's not a vagina. Even the Times' own premise explains why they lost. Asking how do parents deal with these kids? No, it should have been how do these kids deal with teachers who mock them simply for asking,

why is Trump so bad? It's no different than the shows on late night. They demand allegiance to their mundane, predictable, and lazy assumptions. And the smart viewers say, goodbye. And they come over here. You know, I hate to pat myself on the back. But among those crappy late night shows, I was the Alex P. Keaton. Oh, thank you.

No need. But instead of family ties, it was back to the future. And the future was great. You just didn't know it yet. Let's welcome to the radio. Listen ad-free with a Fox News podcast plus subscription on Apple Podcasts. And Amazon Prime members can listen to this show ad-free on the Amazon Music app. This is Jimmy Phala, inviting you to join me for Fox Across America,

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