Gutfeld! Monologues - President Trump Says It's Time For DEI To Die

Episode Date: January 23, 2025

As seen on Gutfeld!, Greg comments on President Trump's orders to eliminate DEI programs. Plus, Greg pokes fun at Jesse Watters after a new A.I. Technology claims it can predict career success with facial recognition technology.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Tucker Carlson said Ray Dalio is one of the world's smartest investors, but more important, he's likely the wisest. Make yourself read this book. That book is how countries go broke, the big cycle. In it, Dalio explains the mechanics behind big debt cycles, and what they mean for countries with big and increasing debts like the U.S. and what you should do to protect yourself. You can find it wherever books are sold,

or read a five-minute summary of the book at economic principles.org. I know. I know. I know. I am that handsome. Happy Wednesday, everyone. So America is experiencing record cold temperatures across the country. cold that in D.C. Hunter Biden's penis got stuck to a telephone pole. Again, in New York City perverts are applying road salt before they rub up against you. And the Big Apple's maniacs are resorting to pushing people in front of snow plows.

Yeah, I thought that was too grim, too. But you never know until you try, am I right, America? border czar Tom Homan says ICE arrested over 300 illegal migrants on Trump's first full day in office. And that was just among Joe Biden's nursing staff. The visiting angels are now leaving. Meanwhile, Donald Trump announced an end to all DEI and the federal government today. But thankfully, some DEI hires had cleared out their desks weeks ago. Oh, weren't sure, were you? President Trump shared the note Joe Biden left him in the resolute desk.

I think we have a shot of it here. Over at the view, Anna Navarro described the black artists who performed at Trump's inauguration as trained seals. Then she caught a sardine with her mouth. You know, it's so cute when she balances the ball on her nose. Speaking of the inauguration, Mark Zuckerberg sat next to Lauren Sanchez and was caught. Yeah, it was caught layering at her ample bosom, prompting a nearby and very horny Bill Clinton to say, What an amateur.

Oh. A Turkish woman. set a world record by crushing five watermelons in 60 seconds using only her thighs. Mom? Well, I guess we finally figured out who killed Gallagher. According to a new study, AI can predict career success from a single facial image. On the downside, though, it can also predict total failure. And snow has been dumping on states in the South, including 10 inches in New Orleans.

Of course, New Orleans hasn't experienced 10 inches since Tyrus left. He has huge forearms from all those wrist curls. Okay. So Donald Trump won the electoral college, all the swing states, and the popular vote. It's virtually every state in the nation shifted significantly to the right. So one may wonder, what do the Dems have left? Well, they'll always have Hitler. What do you think of Elon Musk, perhaps the president's most visible advisor,

doing two Heil Hitler salutes last night at the president's televised rally? No, Elon Musk did not do those salutes. I think that your work and the administration's work on anti-Semitism, Only comes with real impact and credibility if it holds both right and left accountable. Credibility comes with calling anti-Semitism and anti-Semitism behavior out when it comes from both the right and the left. And that guy's a senator from Connecticut. Who knew a liquid mixture used to clean your vagina could run for office? I mean, what a douche.

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And so these bozos are still doubling down on demented, building on the whole Trump is Hitler theme that helped them lose two, maybe three elections. I mean, of all the strategies they decide to hold on to after such a humiliating defeat, it's this one? So here's her latest hoax. Elon gave a Nazi salute at the Trump inauguration. There are elections that, elections that come and go, some elections are, you know, important some or not. But this one, this one really mattered. And I just want to say thank you for making it happen. Thank you.

My heart goes out to you. OMG, he raised his harm in the air. And so in unison, the media jumped all over this like Kevin Spacey on a boy band. Here's just a few of the outlets you got the memo. Musk offers a Nazi-like salute. Sure looked like a Zig Heil to me. It's day two, and they've already showed us who they are. Now, of course, this BS no longer registers.

Like Joy Behard's Guide to Personal Hygiene, no one's buying it. So why are they still doing it? Well, they've lost so much credibility that it's easier for them to lose it all than it is to earn it back. It's like when you get lost hiking, do you go back the way you came, or do you eat your spouse? It's a good question. Or imagine you have a really fat friend who should go on a diet. The problem is he's on death row. So really, what's the point in cutting calories?

That's the media. They're dead men walking, or in this case, dead man walking to the unemployment line. Now, you may think that it's the fringe that's pushing this. Nope, it's the whole crazy core. PBS, aka, please be stupid, claims that must salute appeared similar to Zig Heil. Did you notice the restraint in that? They didn't say it was a fascist salute. They said it appeared similar.

That's how the left plays fair. We won't call you Hitler. We'll just say you remind us a lot of Hitler. No wonder the ratings are lower than Jerry Nadler's balls. Now, since then, the very liberal Anti-Defamation League said, it's not a Nazi salute. And that's when AOC slammed the Jewish outfit, claiming they work for Nazis.

Now, this is a good time to remember AOC is in government because she couldn't hack it as a bartender. Apparently, when people ordered a ngroni, she called them racist. But I guess she forgot this was her a few years ago at a rally of her own. And we will not relent to them. We will not bow down to that.

We will keep fighting for a better future. Well, if Musk is Hitler, I guess that makes her Ava Braun. But there are so many Hitler's on the left. I mean, there's Liz, there's Hillary, there's Kamala, there's Barack. I mean, the upside with all these Nazi salutes is their staff use the opportunity to spray them with deodorant. But so many Dems wonder, why is everybody leaving their party? Well, here's your answer. How can you even relax around a liberal if they're going to link your body language to everything?

You say, hey, I like to play fetch with my dog. They say, you know how else like to do that? Hitler. Hey, would you check out my new Harley? And they'll say, you know, Mussolini loved motorbikes. You say, it's really cold. Can you spare a blanket? it? And they say, okay, Gaddafi. Speaking of okay, remember how they claim the okay sign

was a fascist symbol, or that a garage door handle was a noose and a stray banana peel was racist? Their filter for interpreting life is so narrow, so joyless and vindictive that everything is potentially evil, which makes them worth avoiding at all costs. At some point, those remaining Democrats need to ask themselves a question. And it's not why so many people, blacks, whites, whites, Hispanics, and young people have fled their party. Or even why your most successful Democrats have left the party as well. It's why you're still where you are.

Could it be that like all sinking ships, you're the rats that really have nowhere else to go? No one wants you because you're so miserable. Maybe everyone isn't flocking to Trump. Listen ad free with a Fox News podcast plus subscription on Apple Podcasts and Amazon Prime members can listen to this show ad-free on the Amazon music app. It's the Will Kane Show. Watch it live at noon Eastern, Monday through Thursday on Fox News.com or on the Fox News YouTube channel.

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