Gutfeld! Monologues - Problem Solver In Chief

Episode Date: March 6, 2026

As seen on Gutfeld!, Democrats and the media are pushing back against Trump for actually solving the problem with Iran. Greg blames previous administrations kicking the can down the road rather than solving the problem. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

I didn't see you guys come in. Good evening, everyone. Support for the war in Iran is expanding with France sending naval forces, Spain offering bases, and Ireland sending a bomb filled with deadly gases. The fighting in Iran has effectively closed the strait of Hormuz, causing one man to ask, but where can I meet the gay of Hormuz?

20% of the world's natural gas passes through the Strait of Hormuz. The remaining 80% passes through this. Meanwhile, President Trump fired DHS Secretary Christy Noem, and no one's more disappointed than her dogs. According to a new poll, 57% of Americans want all illegal migrants sent home. And experts note that this would take

at least four used El Camino's. It's a great car. They are. Bring them back, I say. Britney Spears was arrested for a DUI. The cop who pulled her over says he didn't recognize her with her clothes on. Poor lady, poor lady. Let's unfree, Brittany. A new report shows that self-driven cars keep crashing in bad weather.

Even worse, Asian-driven cars crash in good weather. How would you clap at that? Racist! Racist! NBA player Luke Cornett is asking the Atlanta Hawks to cancel a night honoring a local strip club in order to respect women. Other NBA players disagreed saying it's the only time they get to see the mothers of their children. That's up, Greg.

I didn't write it. In order to avoid violating FCC requirements, the view is now claiming they are a news program. I know. And in order to avoid violating FDA requirements, they now have to kill the hogs before they eat them. Yeah, they ate raw pigs. Finally, in Fresno, a child sex offender running for city council held a press conference outside a school.

But he said there's nothing to worry about because the kids are really ugly. It's okay to laugh. We'll be back with more Gutfeld. Ainsley Earhart, thank you for joining me for the 52 episode podcast series, The Life of Jesus. A listening experience that will provide hope, comfort, and understanding of the greatest story ever told. Listen and follow now at Fox News Podcasts.com or wherever you listen to podcasts. You ever notice this pattern how traditional media and Dems support lofty goals, but never a plan to achieve them?

We saw it with Doge. They said for years the deficit will destroy us, but when someone actually picks up the knife, they key cars. They said they wanted a secure border. Then enforcement ramps up. They call you racist and they spit on cops. And now with Iran, it's the same thing. I mean, it took forever to get the left to even admit the Iranian regime isn't a knitting circle. After all, this is a government that funds proxies, destabilizes neighbors,

treats death to America like a morning greeting. And they have women wear headscarves, even the hot ones. But when Trump, he's not. Here's there's a problem. He can't help but want to solve it in the only way he knows how. It's kind of why he won. And what happens with his detractors? Well, they retreat to the same prison of two ideas.

Sure, Iran is a terrible regime, but we can't have forever wars. Well, we agree on that. But it's like saying, I have split ends, but I really don't want to have to shave my head. The real world has endless options, and many of them are adjustable. Trump knows this. He dials things up. He dials things down because he operates in a reality filled with some very bad people. Now, it would be different if Iran wanted to be left alone and left us alone.

But they spent decades calling for our death, dragging us into scraps we want no part in. Yet our own regime kept kicking the can down the road, making it the next guy's problem. The problem? That next guy was Trump. You may get his problem. He's going to solve it, along with other longstanding issues. Remember the last warning Obama gave to Trump? Hey, buddy, watch out for North Korea.

And what's the first thing Trump did? Deal with North Korea. So at him, Iran is like a Rubik's Cube. It's not if he can solve it, but how fast and with the fewest moves. And he has no problem showing you where he's at, like in this perfect moment. You want to say something really fast, Bernie? Thank you. I have to go back and look at the war.

You know, have a lot of things happening. You notice how that, it's just a small thing, but how different that is than past leaders. Absolutely no leader would say, hey, I got to run, got a war to wage. But to Trump, he treats it like a problem that needs fixing. And he sounds no different than Don Lemon saying, I'd love to stay in chat, but I've got dozens of homeless to bang. Meanwhile, even the region itself has moved on. Saudi Arabia, United Arab Emirates, Israel, they're building tech hubs, wealth funds, AI, tourism, data centers.

The Saudis even let women drive, regardless of what it does to car insurance rates. And women don't have to be fully covered anymore, with the exception, of course, of one. Many Muslim nations signed on to the Abraham Accords with Israel, which is like the Crips and the Bloods starting a softball team together. But Iran is the last guy clinging to old ways. The Ayatollah was probably still using six. silly putty to copy newspaper articles. But Trump doesn't see this as an ideological debate.

He sees it transactionally. Apply pressure. What's the return? Stability, trade, energy security. It's a negotiation, not group therapy. He's not worried about Spain's feelings. We've heard enough Spanish anyway during the halftime show. Callback.

So we finally have a president that doesn't just understand the goal, but willing to provide a path to it. In the real world, a messy place where things aren't perfect but where life happens. The Iran combat will end at some point. There will be a deal. It won't be poetry. It'll be paperwork. Commerce instead of chaos.

And the left will hate it, no matter how it looks. Because it's not that they just hate watching the sausage get made. They hate that it gets made at all. And boy, do they despise the guy who's making it. Let's welcome Syria. Listen ad-free with a Fox News podcast plus subscription on Apple Podcasts. And Amazon Prime members can listen to this show, ad-free on the Amazon Music app.