Gutfeld! Monologues - Protesting Trump

Episode Date: December 16, 2025

As seen on Gutfeld!, former President Joe Biden makes a surprise appearance at an Eagles game. Plus, Rachel Maddow reveals the “story of our age,’ and Greg shares his fiery insights — you won’t want to miss it! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Visit unsmoke.ca. Yes, happy holidays. Don't forget to try my mistletoe Ednog. Happy Monday, everyone. On Sunday, former President Joe Biden went to see the Eagles play in Philadelphia. He left extremely disappointed after being there for five hours

and not hearing them play Hotel California. Biden's presidential library reportedly received a very few donations in 2024. But on a positive note, at least they broke ground on his other project. Oh, God. I don't get it. I don't get it.

Just a hollander. President Trump spoke at the White House Christmas party over the weekend. He then asked Pete Heggzeth to please stop trying to blow up everybody's Uber. That was a filler. Minnesota, Congresswoman Ilhan Omar claims her son was pulled over by ICE agents and asked to prove his citizenship. And when the son berated the cop saying, do you know who my dad is? They said, yes, your uncle. Illinois governor, J.B. Pritzker, has just approved a law legalizing assisted suicide in Chicago.

I guess that means he will allow people to walk outside. Oh my God, that's good. Zootopia 2 is number one at the box office and has made $1 billion worldwide. Meanwhile, animal farm is set to be released, marking a watershed year for talking beasts. Democrat Benjamin Shower announced he is running for the Iowa House. It's the first house he plans to enter that doesn't start with the word waffle. We needed that picture.

And finally, the guy's like 800 pounds. And finally, a bar in North Carolina is offering women free drinks if they bring a picture of the man who cheated on them. Oddly enough, they all keep bringing in the same picture. We'll be back with more Gutfeld. This is Ainsley Earhart. Thank you for joining me for the 52 episode podcast series, The Life of Jesus.

A listening experience that will provide hope, comfort, and understanding of the greatest story ever told. Listen and follow now at Fox News Podcasts.com or wherever you listen to podcasts. All right, I'm going to do my monologue. In her acceptance speech for the Walter Cronkite Award, Rachel Maddow announced the story of our age. And it's not immigration, AI, or even Sydney, Sweeney's knockers. It's protesting against Trump. But there's no way that we could do national media coverage of the remarkably decentralized protests against the Trump administration without our partners in local news, without some

of the geniuses in this room today. The story of our age, I really believe. The story of our democracy right now is not a Washington story. And it is not easy to cover. right now, it is the most important story in the world. All right, Steve. Yep, she called those

in the room geniuses. Sorry, the only genius is you, Rachel, for getting paid a ton of money for working one day a week, just like the team that waxes my back. She tells her fellow hacks that the most important story right now is opposing Trump.

Not the Biden cover it, the migrant catastrophe, the fentanyl epidemic. If she were on the Titanic, she'd be pushing the benefits of an ice plunge. It is telling that the truly big stories that somehow don't matter are exactly the same ones she completely missed.

But she avoids truth the way Jerry Nadler's staffers avoid skid marks on the couches. Hell, her getting an award for journalism is like crowning Kathy Griffin, Miss USA. But what if she's right? That protesting Trump is the only thing that matters. For her industry, it's been true for years. But Maddo's track

records should make them all reconsider that assumption. Let's casually run through her notable predictions. Who can forget the classic Trump is a Russian asset, breathlessly connecting dots that didn't exist. Remember this? This guy, Kalimnik keeps turning up again and again. Constantine Kalimnik, Konstantin Kalimnik, Konstantin Kalimnik, he's still Russian military intelligence. Kilimnik, a short man who goes by Kostya, Konstantin Kalimnik. investigating Constantine Kilimnik for espionage. This guy, Constantine Kilimnik, is the key that unlocks that door. It seems like it would have to be.

You know, that's not sound analysis. It's the rantings of someone who sees the Virgin Mary in her corn flakes. She also said Joe Biden was doing just fine because, you know, he rides a bike. The fact of his age is not something you can rebut. He can't be, you can't tack to, if someone says you're too far left, you can tack to the center. you there's no the man is 80 years old he rides a bike he is the age he is and and so it's does she not remember that he fell off the bike

you know lady Biden would come in third place in a game of tic-tac-toe she even dismissed the idea that Joe would drop out of the race as fantasy he dropped out a month later of course she said that there was no problem on Biden's border She warned that MAGA election officials would refuse to certify results and plunge the country into chaos. She then predicted Trump's second term would collapse within 100 days and openly mused about Americans being rounded up into internment camps. As of late 2025, none of this has happened.

And the only camps that exist are the homeless ones on the sidewalks of every blue city in America. But none of this matters because Mado isn't paid to be right. She's paid to keep a dwindling audience from giving up altogether. She sells a drug to a shrinking mass. But along the way, she got hooked on the fumes. And yet here she is, honored, celebrated, canonized by people as wrong as she is. She broke no stories. Instead, she only broke her brain and those of others who listened to her. But she did the job she was supposed to do. She wasn't questioning power. She was insulating it. On the left, accountability is not existent. What matters is loyalty. You don't get fired for being wrong, but you get

promoted for service to the cause. And that means distributing the marching orders to your minions. Ignore everything else, including stories that actually cost lives. That's the biggest story of all. Can you imagine being a journalist in America and stating in public with no fear of being held accountable that your goal

is to stop one political side over the other? And you're worshipped by a corrupt, closed loop where mistakes or memory hold, narratives outrank reality, and awards are handed out like condoms at a Hunter Biden pool party. Hello.

Yeah. Madao is honored because she was wrong, reliably providing an alternative reality to a circle jerk of self-congulators that's getting smaller by the day. So maybe it's right to call it the Walter Cronkite Award, because they're as dead as he is. Let's welcome. Listen ad free with a Fox News podcast plus subscription on Apple Podcasts. And Amazon Prime members can listen to this show. and free on the Amazon Music app.