Gutfeld! Monologues - Public Speaking Has Democrats Freaking
Episode Date: October 19, 2022As seen on Gutfeld!, FOX News Contributor and Host of Mansion Global on the FOX Business Network Katrina Campins, Co-host of Jim Norton & Sam Roberts on SiriusXM Radio, Jim Norton, and Co-Hosts of ...the Tyrus and Timpf podcast, Tyrus and Kat Timpf discuss the ongoing Boston COVID-19 study. Later, the panel weighs in on 2022 Democratic candidates opting not to debate their Republican opponents. Follow Greg on Twitter: @GregGutfeld Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Let's welcome tonight's
a mission to his shows
comes with a free shot of penicillin,
comedian and co-hosts of the Jim Norton and Sam Robert show
on Sirius XM Jim Norton.
She's around more hot properties than a hyperactive arsonist.
Mansion Global host on Fox Business,
Katrina Campin.
She's like a gummy bear.
Small, sweet, and tough to scrape off the floor.
Fox News contributor, Kat Tov.
And his wristband is my cumberbund.
My massive sidekick in the NWA World Television Champion, Tyrus.
Jim, you look suave.
Thank you, Greg.
You're working out.
I see. Ah, I'm so happy. I actually lost weight by seeing myself on this show. I'm like, I really
I'm like, why is Greg interviewing that pregnant frog? I'm like, oh, it's me. So I drop some weight.
I find that television is the best fat shaming tool on the planet. Yes. I look at it myself and
I go, well, too many cookies. Yeah, television and a nude laughing woman is also great fat shaming.
I haven't seen one of those in a while. What's it like? It's exciting. It's worth the money.
No.
Nicely done.
So it turns out what they're testing
is not as deadly as originally reported.
The media kind of screwed it up.
Is that a comfort to you?
Yes.
And I think the fact that the U.S.,
that Boston created an 80% kill rate,
good for us.
Because what happened was China got all the credit
for the other one,
and we wanted to show that we're better.
And I say, round of applause for the boys in Boston.
Well done.
Well done.
You know what?
This is almost as big a victory as the hockey in the Olympics in 1980.
I got taped it.
I never watched it.
Don't spoil it.
But it's true.
It's just like this is the Olympics of pandemics.
Yep.
It is.
We show them in your face, China, or anywhere else for that matter.
Katrina, I'm sorry.
for inviting you on this show.
No, thanks for having me.
You guys are so much fun.
Oh, I thank you.
I know you paid to say that.
Do you think there's some value in this research?
It's like when you listen to these people talk,
they say, this is how you find out the origins
by recreating the virus.
So then you can say, oh, that's it.
But that's the same logic they used when they created this other stuff.
What do you think?
I think it's all about control and deflecting the fact that the economy is doing as badly as it is.
But my first thought, as you're going through all this, is where's PETA?
Like, why are we testing on animals?
Why is no one outraged about that?
That's the first thing that comes to my mind.
And I think, again, it's just a way to deflect and kind of change the narrative.
They're always trying to change the narrative.
I don't know, though.
I mean, that's a lot to do to change the narrative, you know, kill some rats.
It's never worked for me.
I wish I could kill some rats right now to get this audience to laugh.
To be fair, to be fair, they were white rats.
That's right.
You can kill white rats now.
White rats are in full, or there's a full go on the white rats, you know, because
the white rats are responsible for the slavery of all the other rodents.
And so, you know, they know what their ancestors did.
Don't try to act cool and act for cheese.
We know what you ancestors did.
Do you think there's any reparations?
Not for the white rats, no.
But since we're going to stay on the rats, I'm more concerned about the two that,
lived, where are they at now?
And which one of the woke scientists decided to bring them home because they love them
and they didn't want them to end up like the other eight?
I want to know where those rats are.
I think eventually, and maybe my producer could correct me, I think they all eventually died,
right?
Even the two.
I need to see the bodies.
Yes, that's true.
Because we need to remember this is in a college, correct?
Yes.
Boston University.
If somebody says that rat needs to be in a safe space, you know what I'm saying?
Like, I'm sorry, but we can't run story after story how literally every college student has lost their damn woke mind.
I need to know what these rats are at.
Yeah.
You know, it's true.
Maybe there are in some kind of safe house.
Yeah, don't be changed the name saying he identified as an armadillo.
I want to know where he's at.
Yeah, that's a good strategy because they don't test anything on armadillo's.
Exactly.
You just walk out the door.
They can do whatever they want.
Coughing on everybody.
Yeah, that's true.
They're so cocky, too, with all that future jewelry.
Dillow, you have no idea what it looks like.
No, I don't, I don't know.
You know, Kat, you're a thoughtful person.
You believe in science.
Could you take the devil's advocate approach here and think that maybe they're trying to actually save the world?
But we took the simplistic approach and said, you guys are for doing this because you're just raising the risk for
escaped virus. But what they're trying to do is prevent stuff. Does that make any sense?
Yeah, but also maybe that they were trying to do last time. Yes. And I don't like what
happened there. Yes. I did feel better when they said, okay, it was less dangerous than the
original one because, like, I'm healthy enough, but I'm definitely not like top 20% healthy.
Yeah. So I'm going down. Yeah. And what made me feel less better is that the statement didn't say,
and now we're done.
Yeah.
That was what was missing.
They're like, this one wasn't that deadly,
and now we're done doing this.
Because maybe the next one will be really bad,
and we're all going to die.
What if it's our fault?
What if it's not China's fault?
What if we were the ones that were doing all this work?
We have no idea,
because they tried to tell us that it came from bat soup.
Yeah.
And that kind of tells me that it is our fault.
Most of us, well, because you weren't allowed to talk about anything else,
But I knew that, I totally believe that COVID was made in a lab the first time I had COVID
because it never felt like any other virus I ever had, and I've had a lot of them, not to brag.
Yes.
How come nobody's going to jail over this?
No one will ever go to prison.
Over the virus thing?
Yeah.
Because they did their job properly.
They made an effective good virus.
Why do you go to jail for that?
They're right.
I should shut up now.
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elections vary by location. Welcome back. Public speaking has Democrats freaking. Despite
election day being just a few weeks away, some Dems would rather hide like Joe Biden that face
their opponents on the debate stage. In New York, where a crime finds you, Lee Zeldin is calling
Governor Kathy Hokel a coward for refusing to participate in multiple debates. But in her defense,
she is a coward.
That really wasn't a defense.
Enough of this coward shaming.
Zeldon's called for at least five debates,
but she's finally agreed to just one,
and it's set for the year 2034.
Meanwhile, in Arizona, Democrat governor-a-candidate,
Katie Hobbs has flat-out refused to debate Republican Kerry Lake.
Hobbs's spokesman said,
we will not engage in a circus that insults and embarrasses Arizona.
Arizonans.
He then got into a tiny car
with 20 other Democrats and drove away.
Instead, Hobbs will be doing a one-on-one interview
with PBS.
That's not a debate.
It'll be interesting seeing the person
who wants to raise taxes
get interrupted by a pledge drive.
Meanwhile, next Tuesday, Pennsylvania Senate candidate
Dr. Oz will debate John Federman
or, as your dad calls him,
that slob in the hoodie and shorts.
He's just ruining an entire look.
Oz had called on Fetterman to face him in a series of debates,
but he was slow to commit after suffering a stroke back in May,
leading to speculation that his brain doesn't work due to a stroke,
and not just because he wants to let murderers go free.
And voters do wonder if he's healthy enough to run after another innocent black jogger with his gun.
He did do that.
Fetterman's team finally relented, though, after being assured they can use a teleprompter,
closed caption system, a magic eight ball, and a Ouija board.
And lucky for him, at least at the debate, there'll be a doctor in the house.
But hey, if Fetterman loses the race, he can always go back to his old job,
ringing the bells at Notre Dame.
Cat, is this a good strategy not showing up?
Why not?
if you can get away with it, right?
Yeah.
Sit around and wait for election day.
I'd do it too.
I bet Joe Biden's like, you can do that?
Well, he tried.
He tried.
Yeah.
People have all these reasons for it.
Like, oh, I don't want to debate Carrie Lake
because she's an election denier.
That's not the reason.
The number one reason that people don't do things
is that they don't want to.
Yeah.
Like, it's the same reason my husband refuses
to have text message arguments with me
because he knows he's going to lose.
Yeah.
Every single time.
way better at it. I'm so good at it. It's the number one. It's the number one reason people
have blocked my number. Yeah. Yeah, it's true, because you're relentless. I'm real, oh, I don't,
I will text you into the ground. Yeah, it's true. It's true. You're like, you're like one of those
people that just kicks and kicks and kicks somebody when they're already unconscious. Yeah,
well, that's how you win, win. It's so messy and ugly. Oh, Katrina, what do you make of this
strategy? Well, I don't think they have any talking points, so why show up to debate, you know,
under the Trump administration, of course, I'm a bit biased.
But under the Trump administration, the economy was doing well.
Housing, my favorite topic, was hot.
The stock market was up.
And we were happy and healthy.
And so what is there to debate?
I wouldn't show up either.
Yeah, you know, the thing is that we were told we weren't happy, though, because it was
the tweets and the insults that were making this crazy as opposed to crime, inflation,
the border, and God knows what else, Tyrus.
What do you think of this?
You know what's funny?
I look at like Zeldin, and I look at it.
look at Kerry Lake, they're really good candidates. That's the other thing. I don't think
they want to debate them because they know they'll get their asses kicked. Well, it's tough
to debate people that your home camp finance at one point. It's good points. Hey, we're going to
finance these more. They're good? It's like, why did you do that? And then complain about it. But
here's the thing. If you're going to push that first world mindset and the woke mentality, you don't
need to debate because there's nothing to debate on your side. That's why you have CNN and MSNBC
and the Joey Reed, you can go on their show. And you guys can tell each other how smart you are
and how much everybody needs each other. And the only questions would be like, why didn't you
run sooner? You're such a fresh air and then they'll say a bunch of bad things. Have you not seen
it? We've shown enough clips of the view. You see what's going on. So they'll be in a,
they're in their own echo chamber and it sounds nice and they're so smart. To be in a
debate, you're going to have to actually argue some of your crazy fantasies of what the real
world's about. And it's even worse when these fools are talking about things that are actually
happening. So no way you're going to debate. Absolutely not, because they are relying on
the machine that helped them two years ago. But America has changed. See, America started
getting hit in the mouth. And now all of a sudden, stuff on CNN and these first world
problems sound kind of now. Now we don't like hearing it. You know, now the,
the woke are now like I was watching you on the five earlier today and you made a great point
about where before the woke would have been on every major news station talking about now they're
on daytime TV you're on dr phil now you're going to have to do more than marry your brother
to step up your game yes and we know just from ilhan omar it doesn't always work out no you know
you've been following state politics for 30 40 years i've loved all your early work
yeah thank you very much and your polling is unparalleled
My polling, yes.
My polling is not as good
since I hit my 50s.
Yeah.
I need one of those
gain of function labs.
Regan.
That's a great title.
Regan.
Yeah.
Regained.
Well, that sounds like a really good supplement.
You know what drives me crazy about Fetterman?
I don't even care about the medical stuff.
The most comfortable clothing you could wear
as a guy in a certain age is a hoodie
and kind of like track shorts or gym shorts.
That's what you wear when you go outside.
And why?
Because you stay warm, but you don't sweat down your butt and legs.
So you get to walk like when you go shot.
That's what you wear when you go like chopping down a tree for Christmas or going shopping.
You know what I mean?
That's what I mean.
Now when I see it.
Now when I see it, it just looks terrible.
Nobody's ever worn basketball shorts to chop down a Christmas tree.
California.
You know what I mean.
It's like stuff you wear to Walmart.
Like, you know, when you're, like, it's good to be warm, but you don't like wearing pants.
You have a hoodie in shorts you wear that you...
So I wore that when I went to the grocery store on Saturday, and I was wearing, also, shoes with socks.
You chopped on a Christmas tree while you were there?
No, no. My point being, I felt like a slob, and I never felt like a slob before.
Well, do what I do. We're a kilt. I like to wear a kilt.
That kilt's are great. Sure they are with some pumps?
You don't have to...
You don't have to respond to...
my whatever.
Look, I'm biased.
I'm a Kathy Hochel guy.
I mean...
Really?
Yes.
First of all, I like anyone
who looks like a Nancy Pelosi
Halloween costume.
But I think
Lee Eldon is a bully.
Like, he thinks that, like,
his idea of justice
is if you swing a hatchet in a McDonald's,
he thinks that you should get arrested.
And I'm...
I don't believe that.
I think a good 45 minutes of rehabilitation, then right back at him again.
Yeah, she's good.
She's terrific.
Yes, he's amazing.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That is the greatest endorsement I think I've ever heard.
All right, we're out of time.
Thanks to Katrina Campage, Jim Norton, Katib, Tyrus, our lovely studio audience.
I love you.
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