Gutfeld! Monologues - Remembering President Biden's Biggest Gaffes

Episode Date: December 28, 2024

As seen on Gutfeld!, FOX News Contributor Kat Timpf delivers a monologue reflecting on the worst of President Biden's gaffes over his term as President. Plus, she notes how absurd it was that the media gaslit the public for years about his declining mental state. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Anyway, CNN senior reporter, Edward Isaac Dover, criticized President Joe Biden's decision to be on vacation right now. And then he said this. A couple weeks before the election. I had a conversation with a senior person in the White House, and I said, if Harris loses most of the way that Biden is going to be remembered, at least in the short term, is the guy who was just in between the Trump terms. You got that? He said Biden is going to be remembered as the guy who was just in between the Trump terms.

I don't agree with that at all. But much like when I tell David, his razors make a great re-gift, I do not mean that as a compliment. What I mean is, I don't think that it's bad that Biden's on vacation, but that's because I really don't think he's doing all that much even when he's not. I think it's actually good for him to be on the beach because the sand breaks his falls. And I don't think that Biden's legacy is going to be the guy who was just in between the Trump terms. I mean, that's like saying Jennifer Garner will be remembered as the one between Ben Affleck's two J-Lo terms.

I think it's going to be something much worse, which is how absolutely, mentally unfit he was, and how badly anyone who noticed this obvious fact was gaslit over it. A piece in the Wall Street Journal talked about this, pointing to special counsel Robert Herr explaining that he wasn't going to charge Biden in part because he didn't think a jury would convict a guy with such diminished faculties. Maybe unless they tried him in Texas. Anyway, it was a huge moment that I will never forget. Much like my engagement, finding out I was pregnant, and that,

One time, Greg told me I was doing a good job. But it wasn't the only one. There were a lot of truly crazy moments that we were somehow supposed to accept as being perfectly normal. Stuff like forgetting people were dead. Representative, Jackie, are you here? Where's Jackie? I don't think she was going to be here. Yeah, that Jackie he was looking for died a month before that.

And he would forget who living people were, too. It's all about treating people with dignity. And it's about making sure that, look, come for example, look at the heat I'm getting it, because I named the Secretary of Defense, the black man. Yeah, he can't be racist, guys. He helped out, oh, what's his name? The black guy.

That's dignity. His name's Lloyd Austin, by the way. And of course, let's not forget my own personal favorite. It had to put on their windshield wipers to get literally the oil slick off the window. That's why I had so damn any other people I grew up have cancer. So that was the problem this whole time? And you all thought it was dementia. But hey, to his credit, since he took office, not one person has been diagnosed with oil

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