Gutfeld! Monologues - Reminder: President Joe Biden Is Still The Commander-in-Chief

Episode Date: December 21, 2024

As seen on Gutfeld!, FOX News Contributor Kat Timpf emphasizes how absurd it is that despite his mental state, President Biden is still the leader of the free world. However, it was 'refreshing' to hear the President admit that he "doesn't think a lot." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Okay, that concludes the joke part. In an interview this week, President Joe Biden could not name a single thing he regrets from his entire presidency. And before I show you this clip, I just want to reiterate that I said President Joe Biden because he is currently the president of the United States. All right, here it is. As you prepare to leave the White House, any other regrets that you have, anything you wish you would have done differently? Well, I guess if I thought a lot about it, it would be something I've done specifically done, but not generically. That's kind of refreshing. who admits he doesn't think a lot.

Look, I know this is Joe Biden we're talking about, but you do think he would maybe be able to come up with at least one thing. It could have been a big thing, like the disastrous pullout of Afghanistan in a disgusting attempt to try to score political points. It also could have been something smaller, like claiming his uncle was eaten by cannibals.

Or not installing an escalator on airfield. force one or that thing where he kept trying to shake hands with invisible people or whatever this was we'll be back with more gutfeld or how about this the group included groundbreaking Asian Americans like Vera Wang koawa I think I pronounce it correctly she can call me Joe Yeah, Joe Bidden. Just don't call him Joe Bidden late for dinner. But back to this week's interview. The closest he came to admitting he did anything wrong was to say that he should have been better at talking about how he was helping the economy.

And how what he was doing was just going to take a while. I think the one thing that I should have spent more time talking about is these things are going to take time to be put in place. I think the failure to connect between what was happening to the economy of the whole and what's going to happen to the middle-class Americans. As a consequence, what we're young, it's going to take a little bit of time. He also dropped this doozy.

So there's a lot of things we, and look, I'm not going away. I'm not going to no longer be president, but I'm going to be deeply involved in matters. Deeply involved in matters. What matters eating pudding on the beach? Each. Anyway, so near the end of the interview, he was asked what he'd want his legacy to be as president. How do you want to be remembered?

What do you want your legacy to be? I kept my word that when I said I was going to do something I did. Yeah, sure. He totally kept his word, except when he lied and said he wouldn't pardon his son. Listen ad-free with a Fox News podcast plus subscription on Apple Podcasts. And Amazon Prime members can listen to this show, ad-free, on the Amazon music app. From the Fox News Podcasts Network. Hey there, it's me, Kennedy, make sure to check out my podcast.

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