Gutfeld! Monologues - Rep Swalwell Challenges Greg

Episode Date: August 1, 2025

As seen on Gutfeld!, President Biden was fully capable of executing his presidential “duties”.  Also, Greg is challenged to a bench press contest. The loser must quit their job. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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or read a five-minute summary of the book at economic principles.org. Stop it! All right. All right. Hey, I recognize some of you from the steam room. Good evening, everyone. Well, a former high-ranking Biden aide claims that President Biden was fully capable of executing his presidential duties. Unfortunately, they were in his diaper.

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God, I love skanks. And snacks. Here in New York City, a naked man was caught on camera riding the subway. Well, at least I know he got home safely. Indiana fever fans are upset. Caitlin Clark has been out due to a groin injury, but was seen kicking a soccer ball. Caitlin assured everyone it's only because you don't need a groin to play soccer. YouTube will now use AI to verify its users age and gender.

They'll know if girls are underage by asking them if they've ever been hit on by this guy. Long Island's Massapequa High School asked President Trump to issue an executive order that would keep its mascot as the chiefs. Since Brian Kilmead is an alumni there, they also asked that he never be allowed back. Finally, House Democrat Eric Swalwell responded to our segment about his cheesy workout video by challenging me to a bench press contest. I've got to say, it's nice to see him pump something besides a Chinese spy. Thank you. We'll be back with more Gutfeld.

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But because we ragged the video, the poor sap, aka Fat Dexter, has challenged me to a bench press contest. And the loser, he says, has to quit their job. Yes, Swalwell, the only man to ever be outlifted in the Capitol Gym by the groundhog on Maxine his daughter's head, says he wants to meet me in the wait room. Now, perhaps it's all a plan to get me in the gym sauna by himself. But Swalwell also claimed that he had never heard of me. Right.

Nice try, Eric. Everyone knows me. I'm so famous, you can't go to a Cambodian prison without hearing my name. Ray Ray Great Great Great

Great Great Ray Well that brings back memories But that's why I never

leave the house So Eric if you really want anyone to take you seriously

you might try truth instead of being so damn thirsty It's why you got

honey potted by a Chinese spy She looked at you and thought Hmm a socially inept dork

who hasn't his weenie wet since a field trip to the water slide in seventh grade. I got this one. I mean, what else could she see in a guy who looks like he buys boner pills from the New Zealand dark web? Maybe it's because you once rode a camel? shirtless? Wow, I'm looking at that picture and wondering which hairy beast retains more water. Oh, thank you. A little camel humor.

And who can forget when he ran for president? And electrified an audience of none. I will be that president because I have lived that struggle and I know how hard you work and what you expect it to add up to. But I will always be real with you. I will be bold without the bowl. Well, that went over about as well as a kissing booth at a funeral. Amazing. But that isn't his only claim to fame.

Before he broke bread with a spy, he was breaking wind on live TV. Remember, roll it, Sven. The evidence is uncontradicted that the president used taxpayer dollars to ask the Ukrainians to help him cheat in election. It was the fart heard around the world. Or at least in D.C. Hell, over at the Lincoln Memorial, even Abe got up and lit a match. No wonder Fang Fang went back to Beijing.

No classified info is worth smelling that shit. Which gets me back to this weightlifting challenge. I'm just not willing to share a gym with a guy who has uncontrollable flatulence. And I mean, it's bad. In fact, our audio team enhanced the sound of that video he posted of himself working out? I know. And what they discovered may shock you. Here it is with full sound. I should be working right now. I should be at the capital. I should be in a suit. Instead, Republicans sent us home because they would rather stand up for Donald Trump than they

release the Epstein files and stand up for victims. We could be at Washington, D.C., lowering your health care costs, lowering your grocery costs, and restoring your rights. I should have worked at it. Instead, I'm puppy going to have. Oh, man. You know, I hope for the sake of others

he wiped down the bench afterwards. But this is what the Democrats are left with, just sad, thirsty videos of baby men seeking attention. But this whole party has lost its mind. What's next? Is Cory Booker going to challenge me to a tug of war? Will Rashida Talib want me to engage in a beard-growing contest?

Will Jerry Nadler threaten me with a turd-off? But Swalwell is a reflection of the party itself. It's an unqualified mess. Trump is scoring on pretty much every front right now. The border, the economy, foreign policy. Meanwhile, everyone hates the Dems. The party is less popular than Andrew Cuomo at Bingo Night. But it's the remaining men of the party who are truly sad.

an emasculated pocket of limp dicks in search of some spiritual Viagra. Seriously, what do men do when they no longer know what men do? Theater. They thirst for attention. Then when rightfully mocked, they thirst for more. But underneath the lack of self-awareness is insecurity because they know they suck and it's never going to get better. The Dems can't debate the issues.

They can't point to any wins. They have no leaders. And poor Eric is just a Nero and Ninth. He's flexing for TikTok while his party burns. So thanks for the offer, fart, man. But I'm afraid I'm not going to be your ticket out of irrelevance. I'm busy lifting other things. America's spirits, Fox News ratings, and Dana so she can reach a doorknob.

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