Gutfeld! Monologues - Report On Biden’s Decline

Episode Date: October 29, 2025

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That was awesome. Now that's a mountain of entertainment. So Republicans released their report on the cover-up of Joe Biden's decline. And like the best nude beaches for seniors, it's stuff that I already knew. They concluded that Biden's actions cannot all be deemed his own. And that the E.O's and presidential pardons signed by Autopens should be considered null and void, which coincidentally was the original name for the Biden-Harris campaign. They found no proof that a cognitively deteriorating Biden actually made those decisions.

So they sent their findings to the DOJ. Pam Bondi even says she's going to review the report. So bad, the auto pens threatening to plead the fifth. Now, Congress can't act on voiding them, but the DOJ can legally challenge certain EOs or pardons. But we knew this stuff that the White House controlled everything, from Joe's makeup, clothing, schedule, to even the number of steps he could walk. Because if they didn't, the guy could turn a short walk to the podium into a brush with death. Remember that? That was the Amazon.

There he goes. Yep. But this isn't the real story. It's whether a damning congressional report on an invalid president will ever be taken. Seriously, by those who covered it up, not just the Dems, but the media. If they don't have a reckoning and admit their role, they're toast. And this report can serve as their test, especially for CBS, who hired a new boss to shake things up and create a balanced network, which, granted, will be as daunting as getting Katie Porter laid. I know.

God lover. Someone has to. But will all the guilty parties, CNN, MSNBC, the New York Times, all of them cover? this honestly, will they evolve? Or are they dinosaurs seeing a common approach and thinking, I'll worry about this after the weekend? Because right now, they're failing, like Hunter Biden taking his third urine test. Here's Politico's latest headline, quote, House GOP concludes investigation into Biden's alleged mental decline, alleged. That's like saying someone's looking into the alleged assassination of Abe Lincoln.

Or looking into Kathy Griffin's alleged face. Alleged? Alleged. Alleged to whom? But even before this report, we saw no media remorse, with even less self-awareness than Pritzker and a speedo. Jake Tapper pedaled a book that was more old news than Jimmy Carter's obituary. KJP's trying to sell a book saying that she saw no signs of Joe's decline,

despite the stench of rigor mortis. And the media attacks her, as if somehow she was the reason they didn't report the truth. But her job was to cover for Biden, but the media made that their job too. And now they're saying, hey, yeah, Biden was in decline.

Well, thanks for that. What are you going to tell us next that Hillary uses napalm on her bikini line? Old news. But the media is in fight. or flight mode, having realized they're as useless as a comb for Bernie Sanders. Because they knew if the public saw what they saw, their credibility would disappear like Stelter's feet after Thanksgiving dinner.

Joe was turning to mush like a bag of a month-old avocados, and they told us it wasn't a story. That makes them the story. And now the jig is up. To save what's left at their industry, the media needs to admit what they did and tell us why. I can do it for them. Hey, America, we f*** up. We thought anything would be. better than Trump, including an invalid. And when the invalid got into office, we realized we had to do

everything possible to make the world think he was fine. And yeah, this put the country at risk. Under Biden, we saw wars, inflation, crime, a non-existent border. We made the mistake by putting our thumb on the scale and doing everything possible under the false front of journalism to install an aging, confused old man. We let you down. We let our profession down. Maybe in the future, you can trust us again, but we don't blame you if you don't. Now on to more important, matters. Would you like fries with that shake? Listen ad-free with a Fox News podcast plus subscription on Apple Podcasts. And Amazon Prime members can listen to this show ad-free on the Amazon music app.

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