Gutfeld! Monologues - Rumble on Capitol Hill

Episode Date: February 6, 2026

As seen on Gutfeld!, President Trump announced plans to install a statue of Christopher Columbus on the White House grounds.  Meanwhile, Scott Bessent testified before the Senate Banking Committee, a...nd Greg has all the fiery details you won’t want to miss! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:01:13 In TV news, co-hosts for the View, Alyssa Farah Griffin has announced she is leaving the show for maternity leave. Well, that's ironic, leaving right when she's about to gain weight. In alarming news, Chinese bioweapons labs keep popping up in America. But thankfully, in most cases, they turn out to be just another Panda Express. You know, some believe Justice Kintaghi Brown Jackson should recuse herself from immigration cases. after applauding anti-ice speeches at the Grammys. Well, if that's the case, and Judge Amy Coney-Barritt should recuse herself
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Starting point is 00:03:34 Or... The score bet. Trusted sports content, seamless sports betting. Download today. 19 plus, Ontario only. If you have questions or concerns about your gambling or the gambling someone close to you. Please go to conixontario.ca. So Scott Besson testified to the House on the economy.
Starting point is 00:03:50 And Maxine Waters actually let him speak. And we all lived happily ever after. Just kidding. It was about as civil as a Spirit Airlines terminal after a flight got canceled to Mardi Gras. Roll it, Sven. These tariffs will result in half lumber. Reclaiming my time. No, get to top.
Starting point is 00:04:09 Lumber is at a five-year-old congressman. Reclaiming my time. Let's just have the facts now. Reclaiming my time. Study from Morgan University. Reclaiming my time. The biggest reason. Housing my time was a mass on centered.
Starting point is 00:04:26 Reclaiming my time. Reclaiming my time. She should addition for America lacks talent. She'd probably beat Maroon 5. But you don't get to talk? Lady, testifying is talking. You don't get to talk is what I tell hookers when they visit me in the library. But Doperra Winfrey wasn't done.
Starting point is 00:04:55 Mr. Chair, you let in between 10 and 20 million immigrants. Tom does belong to the housing stock. 10 and 20 million immigrants. Can you shut up? Housing stock of working Americans. And can you maintain some level of dignity? It's like being interrogated by a DMV clerk with Tourette's. Now, she tried to claim tariffs were inflationary and ICE was tanking housing.
Starting point is 00:05:21 But when Scott's actually able to answer, the whole act falls apart. A Wharton study has shown that the mass unfettered immigration, adding 10 to 20 million new people demanding housing, Congresswoman, is what caused a great deal of housing inflation for working Americans. So you and the Biden administration should be ashamed. Yeah. You know, he could have added, hey, Maxine. James Brown called and wants his hair back. But he's a gentleman. He's a gentleman.
Starting point is 00:05:57 But this is what hearings have become, agenda-driven, screaming. No search for truth. Just a bunch of geriatrics, desperate for clips to post on blue sky. None of them actually know anything about economics, because if they did, they'd switch parties. Which is why when they ask Trump's top economic advisor questions on the economy, they resort to long-loaded diatribes. Then, like this Ms. Cranky Pants here, they demand a one-word answer, yes or no.
Starting point is 00:06:25 Yes or no? You don't have to explain. Will you be the voice? Will you be the voice? Will you be the voice? Oh, yeah, the answer is yes or no. No, Congressman. All you have to ask you to do your responsibility as Secretary of the Treasury. Stop covering for the president. You're not going to do what you want to do on my time.
Starting point is 00:06:45 Yes or no? Or you can say I'm not going to answer it. Now move on. You opted for number three, so you get to hear my wrath. Well, tell me about your wrath, Joyce. Been in Congress since 2013. No one's ever heard of you. But, you know, she's still young, only 75.
Starting point is 00:07:04 Among the Dems, that's jail bait. Of course, demanding yes or no after a long-winded partisan attack is their strategy. It burns up time and facts can't get a word in. They could just save us the time and say, Are you a Nazi or a pedophile? Yes or no. But if they didn't cut him off or talk over him, they'd hear that tariffs raised $200 billion in 2025,
Starting point is 00:07:27 a 250% increase over 2024. And that rents have fallen faster than Joe Biden leaving the men's room with his pants still around his ankles. But it's true, rents are at their lowest in four years. It's great. Brian Kilmead finally doesn't need roommates. The price of eggs also dropped. Yeah, they dropped faster.
Starting point is 00:07:48 than Pelosi's tits after she removes the underwire bra. I did not write that. Trump's also set to give out the largest tax refunds in history. I'll probably spend it on more penile reduction surgery. He's even given babies born this year $1,000 each. Being a baby under Trump, that rules. You get a pile of money. All you can drink breast milk and you get the poop in your pants.
Starting point is 00:08:20 It's like they know what it's like to be me. Of course, this isn't meant to edify the public that Democrats want political theater and they want Republicans to be Abe Lincoln. Trust should be a serious question and a serious issue for the financial services industry, especially as the Secretary of the Treasury. Well, that's an important, no, this is my time.
Starting point is 00:08:42 I haven't asked you any more questions. I haven't asked you any more questions, sir. It's the gentleman from Massachusetts time. I'm trying to get to my next question. Could you speak a little louder? I can't hear you. In your face. I hate these people.
Starting point is 00:08:56 I'm running out of insults for them, something that never happens with Jesse. But they shout because they know if Scott finishes a sentence, their narrative is toast. So Maxine can try and reclaim her time all she wants. At 87 years old, we can just wait her out. Let's welcome here. Listen ad-free with a Fox News podcast plus subscription on Apple Podcasts.
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