Gutfeld! Monologues - Sanctuary To Scammers

Episode Date: January 7, 2026

As seen on Gutfeld!, Tim Walz dropped his re-election bid and shocker, he blamed it on "conspiracy theorist right-wing Youtubers" or in other words, Nick Shirley. Greg says the Somali fraud scandal is a perfect indication of how we've turned into a low-trust society, largely thanks to politicians like Tim Walz. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Listen and follow now at foxnewspodcasts.com or wherever you listen to podcasts. So the allegations of fraud were more than tampon Tim could absorb. I wonder, has he been perfect in this? Have I been perfect in this? God dang no. I wasn't perfect as a teacher. I wasn't perfect as a coach. I wasn't perfect as a soldier, but I was pretty damn good at all those things. Game's over for him now. It was all me. I was the bad guy or whatever? Well, put up or shut up now and tell us what you're going to do to make this state better. Answer these tough questions. Quit hiding behind this and expect for the next 11 months

for me to ride you like you've never been ridden. is going to go broke back on your shit. So who's to blame? Well, I bet it's those conspiracy theorists and right-wing YouTubers breaking into our daycares and demanding access to our children. We've got conspiracy theorist right-wing YouTubers

breaking into our daycares, demanding access to our children. Every minute that I spend defending my own political interest would be a minute I can't spend defending the people of Minnesota against the criminals who pray on our generosity and the cynics who want to prey on our differences. So I've decided to step out of this race and I'll let others worry about the election while I focus on the work that's in front of me for the next year. Focus on the work. It's a little late for that, Tim.

That's like closing the barn door after the horse opened a bogus daycare center for Somali tauts. And from what we've seen in Nick Shirley's videos, no one has access to children at those daycare centers. Hell, there's nowhere to be found. Those places are as child free as plant parenthood. Yeah. So $9 billion in Somali fraud doesn't just happen. In part, it comes from a culture that runs on tribalism, piracy, and scams. But it's enabled by a government of cowards who turn a blind eye for fear of being called racist. So now Nick Shirley is some right-wing conspiracy theorist? No. Nick was pounding the pavement armed with a camera and a set of brass balls while Waltz was MIA menstruating in action. But Elon deserves credit to when he bought X. Before that,

a story like this would have been smothered like one of Hillary's former friends. And don't forget Musk's doge, which put waste, fraud, and abuse front of mind, we now realize our massive debt isn't just about spending its corruption, and that we could save trillions by simply rooting out the fraud. But still, you've got to wonder, would this have happened 30 years ago? Even Bill Clinton wouldn't have allowed this. For one thing, those skinny Somali broads, they're not his type. But we used to share responsibility when it came to civic order. But identity politics destroyed that. Now, we are to believe that we aren't worthy to call out lawbreaking because the lawbreakers are oppressed and we are the oppressor. Identity politics

erased all culpability, whether it's mass theft, open borders, fraud, recidivist crime. If you dare to call that out, then you were racist. Ask them not to lie, cheat, and steal. Hell, you might as well demand they don't marry their damn brother. But that stupid racist claim was enough to turn clowns like Waltz into cowards. And talk about bad timing. Waltz was in charge as his state imported people from low-trust societies where no shared values exist. I mean, why would Muslims, which most of these Somalis are, move to a country where strip clubs outnumber mosques? and where the average temperature of their home country is 88 December, but minus 17 in Minneapolis.

There's nothing here for them except American taxpayer dollars. And true, we do have our own criminals. But when a city becomes rife with scams, counterfeit goods, pickpockets, frauds, economic and government inefficiency, you're left with warring tribes fueled by the suspicions of others. Gone is the assimilation to our values like hard work or hamburger. and Stallone films. Instead of one community of Americans, it's communities. And some of them see the rest of us as right for the plucking.

So Tim may be gone, but the problem's still here. America, it used to be a high trust country, but we've offered sanctuary to scammers who, rather than assimilate, operate with the same lawlessness they employed in their homeland. And people who suspect others of ripping them off, well, that breeds contempt. Suspicion replaces goodwill, and aggression becomes the mode of communication.

You see it in public transportation, in restaurants, college campuses. Hell, everything is still locked up at Walgreens. Is that because of you? No, it's because of cowards like Waltz, who let scammers turn our paychecks into paydays. Larry is welcome tonight's guest. Listen to ad-free with a Fox News podcast plus subscription on Apple Podcasts. and Amazon Prime members can listen to this show ad-free on the Amazon Music app.