Gutfeld! Monologues - Scripted Chaos: How The Media’s Lies Fuel Political Violence

Episode Date: May 13, 2026

As seen on Gutfeld! Greg talks about the shocking poll that 1 in 3 Democrats think the assassination attempts on President Trump were staged. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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You know, guy gets a bad rap. Kidding. Very awful human being. And finally, Iran is assuring the media that Iran's missing Supreme Leader is still fully in charge and commanding the armed forces. This, according to their new spokesperson, Corrine Jean-Pierre. That was funny.

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See golden nuggett casino.com for details. Please play responsibly. So a new survey says that over a third of Democrats believe the White House Correspondents' Dinner shooting was staged. Yeah, over a third. Or as AOC would call it 80%. The same survey. They found that 42% of Dems think the Butler assassination attempt was also staged.

And 26% think the same thing about the attempt at the Florida golf course. So the same people claiming Trump needs to be impeached because he's senile also claims he managed to stage at least three attempts on his life. If you think he's that great an actor, you've never seen Home Alone, too. Then again, these people spent four years insisting Joe. was as sharp as attack while he wandered the White House looking for the bathroom, which for Joe was any room with a corner. Good thing it's an Oval Office. Otherwise, I'll take it. Otherwise, the place would be soaked in nature's miracle. But forget faking his own death. Biden spent four years

faking he was alive. But these numbers tell you something important. Americans no longer trust anything. and it was the left and their fellow travelers and the media who created that mindset. Why wouldn't people distrust our institutions, especially after they were lied to about a demented president, his criminal son, the border, crime, and a global pandemic. The same people who told us to trust the experts also told us Trump was a Russian asset

and COVID came from anywhere but a Chinese lab. And now the media pretends to hate conspiracy thinking. Right. No, they don't. Not at all. This idea that Trump's near assassinations are staged, it works for them. It makes Trump the villain and not the victim. And if a person believes the attacks are staged, they're more likely to vote for a Democrat. But hey, maybe it was staged. In the broader sense, the stage was set.

It's like what home sellers do before an open house. They stage it. So you feel good about the place. Shampoo the carpets, open the blinds and curtains, move the grandfather's, clock in front of the secret door that leads to the soundproof sex dungeon. Likewise, the media in Dems set the stage for people to hate Trump enough that maybe someone might close the deal. For nearly a decade, Trump's been called Hitler, a fascist, a dictator, a threat to democracy, Satan with a comb over to hide his devil horns. The threat itself was staged.

Democracy dies if this man wins. He'll imprison journalists. America is over. political rhetoric became a mission briefing. If you tell emotionally unstable people over and over that someone is an existential threat to humanity, eventually one of them decides they're going to be the hero in this movie. But you can't turn the political temperature up to insane levels every single day that pretend it wasn't on you when it blows up. And they're still staging it by not honestly reporting how bad this left-wing lunacy has gotten. So the assassination attempt may not have been explicitly staged,

but the environment for it was and is. Don't forget, these are the same people who hired a TV producer to stage a show trial after the so-called insurrection. They've dressed up more lies than my series of unfortunate dates in Thailand. The media spent years demolishing trust for short-term political gain, and now the left keeps shooting conservatives and blaming the victims. They want their side to win so badly, even if it takes. someone's life. They destroyed truth in the service to their politics because they know that their

politics can't handle the truth. Listen ad-free with a Fox News podcast plus subscription on Apple Podcasts, and Amazon Prime members can listen to this show, ad-free on the Amazon Music app.