Gutfeld! Monologues - Secretary Kennedy Is Coming For Your Food!

Episode Date: April 24, 2025

As seen on Gutfeld!, Greg jokes about Secretary of Health and Human Services Robert F. Kennedy's plan to ban food dyes in the United States and ponders if he will go for George Clooney's hair next.  Plus, is Illinois Governor J.B. Pritzker the Democrats' best hope in 2028? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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or read a five-minute summary of the book at economic principles.org. A lot of noise from a lot of noise from a Girl Scout troupe. Happy Wednesday, everyone. Yeah, all right. Settle down. It's just a day. A New Mexico judge, was banned from the bench after a Trende Aragua, gang member was discovered living at his home.

I know. How was the judge caught? Well, here he was last year, and here he is now. So tip off. So on Morning Joe, Joe Scarborough told Elon Musk, quote, it's time to get back to your day job due to Tesla's stock dropping, adding, he's getting pounded. Well, that makes one of us, said one woman. Terrible. Terrible. Well, even though they had their differences, Donald Trump said he will attend the funeral of Pope Francis. And out of respect, he will delay slapping tariffs on communion wafers.

President Trump plans on eulogizing the Pope by saying he was a great pope. except for the times he was a sucker and a loser. So not even too soon. Secretary of Health and Human Services, RFK Jr. said the FDA will soon remove eight harmful dyes from the U.S. food supply. They also plan to ban whatever the hell is in George Clooney's hair.

Exxon Valdez there, huh? We'll be back with more Gutfeld. Change is always happening. But no matter what changes in five years, there's one thing that will stay the same, the price of your internet. With the Xfinity five-year price guarantee, you get five years of the most reliable Wi-Fi.

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Columbia, engineered for whatever. Former White House Press Secretary Carrienne. Jardine Paya, has been appointed as the Grand Marshal of the New York City Pride Parade. It's the first time she's got a job because she's black, female, and gay. Well, second time. Yeah. But will KJP feel comfortable around all those scantily clad parade goers? Well, she is used to being around men without pants.

Finally, a group of firefighters in England were able to rescue a horse from a five-foot ditch using a system of ropes and pulleys. It's the same technology they use every morning to get Joy Behar out of her Uber. Funny because it's true. Funny because it's true. So let's talk about Joe Biden.

Remember him? Yeah, neither does he. According to the New York Times, Biden himself was against trans athletes competing against women. Quote, there are administration officials who believe that some transgender athletes would enjoy unfair physical advantages over women.

One of the officials was Biden himself. So even as demented as he was, he could still tell boys from girls. All it takes, of course, is a sniff. Of course, Joe didn't say anything while in office, perhaps because he needed Rachel Levine on the White House softball team. Adorable. So you think the remaining Democrats might learn from the party's mistake?

Well, you thought wrong. Politico just published a profile of Illinois governor at J.B. Pritzker, and what a profile it was. They kissed his ample ass for 2,000 words, one for each pound. J.B. Pritzker, more like B.J. Pritzker. And right off the bat, the governor says, hey, stop picking on trans kids.

So who is he talking to? Parents, concerned relatives? Who knows? Maybe Pritzker himself is gender confused because he hasn't seen his own d'i since he was 10. Or he's building an alliance between the obese and the gender confused. Or as I call it, the trans fats. But let's be clear, there's no epidemic of trans kid bullying.

Because how many trans kids exist? It's a phrase created by activists and accepted by a meek and lazy media. Pritzker then parrots another trans. talking point that trans kids are most likely to commit suicide, a stat thrown around like a rhetorical grenade, but one that lacks a key ingredient, truth. To buy that, you'd have to be as dishonest as Jesse's hairstylist. It's a phony stat made to demonize parents who refuse to give into pressure from activists cosplay as therapist. The gist, if you don't lop off your kids nuts, he'll kill himself later. This is false.

It's indoctrinated into this cult of delusion actually end up worse off than before. As a recent study found, trans surgeries boost the risk of mental health conditions and suicidal ideations, and gender dysphoria patients experience heightened psychological distressed two years after surgery. You don't hear that on CNN. But the left stirs up gender confusion that offers dangerous drugs and surgical butchery to fix it. That's like promoting weight loss than treating it.

with donuts. But while Pritzker remains beached on Bud Light Island, the rest of the world paddles back to sanity. And what may be the most shocking thing to emerge from England since Pierce Morgan's sex tape, the U.K. Supreme Court just ruled that trans women aren't women. And now even Prime Minister Kare Starrmer admits that biological sex is in fact real. Yeah, you know, the lesson we all learned in third grade, you know, when we first caught a glimpse of the school nurse, that Mr. Burkhoats was something else. Great tits. So Pritzker is fast becoming an island to himself, though a more accurate term would be continent. In America, a doctor was fired for saying men shouldn't compete in women's sports now just got a big settlement. And why? Because he was right.

You can't fool Mother Nature, even if you insist she has a beard and a boner. New York Times poll found that 79% of Americans, including 67% of Dems, believe trans athletes should be banned from women's sports. Even if it would turn the WNBA into something watchable. It's clear. The public is fed up watching their daughters lose medals, scholarships and privacy, all in the name of a woke delusion. Yet here we are in 2025,

and Pritzker is acting like it's 2015 when it was cool to bury your head up your ass, especially if you had as much room as he did. It's yet more proof that Dems still cannot figure out who they are. Turns out it's them and not the kids who are confused. If only there was a surgery to turn them into Republicans. And I'm scared!

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