Gutfeld! Monologues - Secretary Rubio Schools CBS On Free Speech

Episode Date: February 18, 2025

As seen on Gutfeld!, Greg mocks CBS Anchor Margaret Brennan for her odd insistence that "weaponized" free speech was used to carry out the Holocaust.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Remember that before destroying the Democratic Party, Donald Trump destroyed the Republican Party by making the old guard seem timid and obsolete. Paul Ryan suddenly became the political equivalent. of an outhouse. It's still out there in the fields, but no one goes near it. So what Trump accomplished is really amazing. He saw both parties as the same thing and took them both down. Seriously, who can, who else can kill a party just by showing up? Now, the current Democrat Party may not be completely dead, but it's definitely on a ventilator. And if sane Democrats still exist, they got to wise up. They need a dose of common sense, tough love, and possibly some ozempic.

So, here's Dr. Gregg ready to write the prescription. First, let's give Hitler a rest. Faces, calling everyone Hitler has been about as successful for the left as the views swimsuit calendar. Yeah. And yet, here's CBS's Margaret Brennan arguing with Marco regarding J.D. Vance's speech on free speech, claiming the Nazis weaponized free speech to carry out the Holocaust. He was standing in a country where free speech was weaponized to conduct a genocide. Free speech was not used to conduct a genocide.

The genocide was conducted by an authoritarian Nazi regime that happened to also be genocidal because they hated Jews and they hated minorities and they hated those that they had a list of people they hated, but primarily the Jews. There was no free speech in Nazi Germany. There was none. Nice. Weaponizing speech to conduct genocide. What does that even mean?

Where did she go to school? Dumb-y-community college? I say community because she was too stupid to get into the four-year. Fact is, all Vance did was defend the First Amendment against those who see it as bad. And from that assertion, Marge got to Hitler. Makes me think she got that job because of her looks. And she's only a six. We'll be back with more Gutfeld.

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Sorry, Dems, it's you who need the intervention, not him. Thank God he wasn't drinking tomato juice, or Democrats would accuse him of being hot Dracula. Now, rather than creating hoaxes, you might want to see what you're for as opposed to a against. And this is the hard part. Because what is your party now? If you've lost the Nazi name calling and the hoax matrix, what's left? And I get it. Trump's found the middle ground on all issues. And it's called common sense. It's not left or right. That structure no longer works here. Go ahead and try it. The high ground is called the high ground for a reason. There's no place to flank it. So you have to find new ground instead of taking theirs. And you can't win being the party.

of cutting off little kids' balls. It's an obvious point. Which means it's time to declare war on what destroyed you, meaning the woke virus that you mistook as thinking. You need to cut the cord of the activist class that so terrifies you. That means, however, they will call you names. But the new Democratic Party must realize that to exist, you can't rely on accolades.

Praise doesn't build anything. You should have learned that in 2024. support from the woke didn't increase the quality of life it didn't make safer streets cheaper eggs a secure border jobs with good wages it ended no wars all it did was make rachel levine feel like a woman and bud light feel like because for that virus that victim virus to endure it can never make things better or it stops existing i go back to my old zombie analogy and a zombie flick, there's so much struggle to avoid how to become a zombie, when maybe it's just better to let the zombie bite you early on? Then you're on their side, and they leave you alone. Meanwhile,

you can work your way up the zombie ladder. That's what the Dems did with the woke. They gave into the mind virus, all because they didn't like the hassle of having to fight it. They were scared. But of what? Thinking for themselves? But for wokenness to work, everyone has to bite, but America. didn't. And now you lost everything. So now what, Dems? Are there issues that Trump missed? Can you grab them and not only make your lives better, but ours too? Or at this point, can you even find them when you're still clinging to the noxious past? You might start soon. Otherwise, it's your funeral. Let's welcome. Listen ad-free with a Fox News podcast plus subscription on Apple Podcasts. And Amazon Prime members can listen

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