Gutfeld! Monologues - Senator Cory Booker Lasts 25 Hours!

Episode Date: April 3, 2025

As seen on Gutfeld!, Greg ponders how Senator Cory Booker (D-NJ) was able to speak on the Senate floor for 25 hours without a break.  Plus, Greg reviews clips of MSNBC's Joe Scarborough passionately defending President Biden's mental state.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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It's obvious. All right, monologue. So they say hindsight is 2020. And if anybody in the media sees out of his hind end, it's Joe Scarborough. He was once a Republican in Congress, but will be remembered as the worst thing to happen to Florida since Ron Jeremy toured the villages. I know. But what I like most about Scarborough is his honesty.

Well, that in his dime-slot hillbilly eyes. Here he is on April Fool's Day, no less, talking about what a disaster Joe Biden was as president. We always look back in retrospect and think things were a certain way just because it's the way the media at the time defined it. You know, I remember after Biden's shockingly bad presidential debate, that's when, like, the history books were starting, you know,

you could just see that was going to be the reason why he was pushed out of the race and he was doing bad. Oh, you could just see that was going to be the reason, because there were no reasons before the debate. Oh. Sorry, Joe. Saying the debate was like a shocking reason for Biden's downfall. It's like saying, oh, I didn't know Hunter Biden was a problem until I saw his artwork.

And what a convenient opinion to suddenly come up with that now that Biden is long gone. But that's what you get when the media is interviewing the media without addressing the diseased and dying elephant in the room, the media. Scarborough is talking with the authors of a new book that details just how Biden really was, how bad he was. And Scarborough acts as if he knew it the whole time. But it wasn't that long ago when Scarborough said this about the commander in coma. He's cogent.

But I undersold him when I said he was cogent. He's far beyond cogent. In fact, I think he's better than he's ever been intellectually, analytically. Cogent? I think he meant pungent. Keep yacking you, Gryfter. Start your tape right now, because I'm about to tell you the truth. And F you, if you can't handle the truth.

This version of the truth. version of Biden intellectually, analytically, is the best Biden ever. Not a close second. And I've known him for years. The Brzezinski's have known him for 50 years. If it weren't the truth, I wouldn't say it.

Of course it wasn't the truth, you bozo. Which is why you said it. This guy has always been more full of than a cage full of chimps, mainlining metamusel. Here he is in 2023 with the same line at Caca del Toro about Biden's supernaturally keen focus. You know, I bet he'll wake you up when you're asleep at 8.30 at night. He'll wake me up when I'm asleep at 830 at night,

because Meek and I, of course, wake up at 4.30 in the morning. And I'll go, hello? Yes, sir? Yeah. And about an hour later, he will aggressively and very effectively give me point by point by point about how my op-ed was flawed. First of all, what kind of loser has to get up at 4.30 in the morning? So he relays an anecdote about Biden calling him up to talk politics. He left out the part that Biden thought he was talking to Amelia Earhart. But does anybody really believe that story seriously? Biden didn't have the mental capability to dissect his own pork chop for dinner.

let alone dissect a Joe Scarborough op-ed. He couldn't debate a speak-and-spell, which is why they told him the speak-and-spell was the nuclear football. And Scarborough actually wanted us to believe Joe was still awake at 8.30 at night. By then he was already in his cryogenic chamber, dreaming about his uncle getting eaten by cannibals,

overcoming oil cancer, and corn pops love for hairy legs. Remember this stinky pile of crap from February 2024 after Special Counsel Robert Hurd declined to pursue criminal charges against Biden. Her said Biden willfully possessed classified docs, but it was okay because he's an old man with a bad memory. Well, the Dems exploded with rage at this obvious truth, and this hack led the attack. There's so many people that immediately heard these random conclusions, irrelevant conclusions,

who, first of all, wondered why in the world he would put that in a report, his neurological assessment of Joe Biden, why in the world would the Justice Department allow that dicta to be in there? It's gratuitous. And he knows it's gratuitous, and it was bad faith. Of course, it was also true. Scarborough got within 200 feet of a polygraph. machine, it would burst into flames. But Scarborough couldn't afford to be honest with his audience

because the Dems had a big, bad, orange man breathing down their necks. So he had to deny Biden's physical and mental decline, which the whole world saw every day. He had to blurt out hostile, fidgety, or they wouldn't give him the pills that keep him from turning into a werewolf. His entire grift was so that it could be the last person MSNBC lays off. I mean, it's not like his night job as a butthead impersonator would cover. is monthly nut. But now in 2025, when he thinks it's safe,

Scarborough has seen the light. I remember talking to a reporter three days before the primary, I mean, before the debate, and we were talking about how Biden was starting to fall behind in Minnesota, that Virginia

was getting really tight, uncomfortably tight, and Democrats were afraid Biden would even lose New Hampshire. We both said to each other, The funny thing is, like, no matter how Biden does in this debate, people are going to blame the debate for the way the polls are already breaking before the debate. Wait, you mean the funny thing is that no matter how Biden doesn't the debate he's going to be blamed for the polls?

No, the funny thing is, if you had just told the truth when it mattered, maybe the Dems would have had time to find a candidate who could actually win an election. Hell, Jimmy Carter was still around at that point. You would have done a better job at that debate But he didn't So now you have to lie about your lies But hey, it could always be worse Morning Joe could be on a network, people watch

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