Gutfeld! Monologues - Shannon Sharpe Hits The Wrong Button, Or Did He?

Episode Date: September 14, 2024

As seen on Gutfeld!, Co-Anchor of America's Newsroom, Host of the Perino on Politics podcast, Dana Perino, Co-Host of Outnumbered and former White House Press Secretary, Kayleigh McEnany, FOX News Contributor, Kat Timpf, and comedian Joe Machi weigh in on whether or not Shannon Sharpe's controversial Instagram live video was really accidental. Plus, Gutfeld sounds off on how the media is doing the heavy lifting  for Vice President Harris. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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or read a five-minute summary of the book at economic principles.org. I know. Oh, I know. I know. I know. You're lucky to have me. Happy Thursday, everyone. So while filming a music,

video in Nashville, John Bon Jovi heroically talked a woman out of jumping off a bridge. He did this by promising to quit making music. Yeah, that's a good one. Kamala Harris is flying to North Carolina to get the undecided vote while Joe Biden is meeting with St. Peter to get the dead vote. Oh, I get it. More of those jokes. Democrat Jim Clyburn advises Kamala not to do more interviews because she could say something that might be used against her,

like reminding them she's currently vice president. New York Congressman Jerry Nadler fell asleep during actual testimony from families who lost loved ones to illegal immigrant crime. But give him a break. He was up all night making lunch. On the view, Joy Behar tried to get pop star Usher to endorse Kamala Harris. but he wasn't taking the bait. The bait had already been eaten by Anna Navarro. How dare you laugh at that? In Minnesota, under Governor Tim Walls,

five male convicts have been sent to women's prisons because they identified as transgender. I guess he identifies with people who claim there's something they're not. His was stolen valor, and theirs was stolen vagina. Stolen vagina, Dana. Yep. President Joe Biden posed with a Trump hat at a fire station in Shanksville, Pennsylvania.

While in nearby Skanksville, residents asked Hunter Biden to put on a condom. That's just terrible. I think this is the last joke. last joke. Finally, the MTV Video Music Awards were held in New York last night and pop star Katie Perry appeared sporting a temporary QR code in the small of her back. If you scan it, it says welcome to our grand opening. Okay, so reviews of the debate are pouring in and liberal cat ladies everywhere rejoiced. True, the debate got five stars from the makers of fancy feast and two paws up, says Purina.

The media, of course, says Kamel won, but why wouldn't they? They're so far up her ass they can see out of her mouth. It's like their parents watching their grown child hit a home run in T-ball. Look, honey, she made contact

and didn't crap her pants. This just months after wanting her off the ticket. Those were the days. Remember Joe said he'd be a transitional candidate? He didn't know he'd be transitioning from president to fertilizer. But now they're so grateful after all. She didn't pull a Biden with a low bar like that.

All she had to do was avoid shouting a la Akbar or claim that Maroon 5 is an underrated band. Compared to Joe, it's considered a win that she didn't show up in the back of a hearse. Plus, the strategy of baiting Trump with hoaxes paid off. It allowed her to keep from saying anything about her past, present or future. And it ticked Trump off. It helped that she had help, of course. You know, there's no way she would have so confidently rattled off those hoaxes if she didn't know that she had cover.

It's like the drunk girl at the bar picking fights that she expects her boyfriend to settle. Except here the boyfriend was the moderators. Luckily, this is one relationship where she doesn't have to worry about a pregnant nanny. Now, veteran GOP strategists are saying Harris won. But remember, these are the same geniuses who brought you the charisma black hole of Mitt Romney, who's so boring his dog ass to be tied to the roof. That's an old story. But how about voters?

Remember them? You know, the people who actually decide the outcome of elections, or at least the ones where Dems aren't counting the votes? Well, CNN, CBS, and Fox all spoke to undecided voters post-debate, and we saw a common theme emerge, much like a nude Steve Doocy from my birthday cake. They expressed serious reservations on her economic answers, and some found themselves leaning more toward Trump than Harris at the end. He spoke fast. She just basically repeated everything that Biden has said in the past. She didn't talk about her policy changes between 2020 and 2024, deflected on immigration,

and didn't take responsibility or Biden's responsibility for letting people in illegally. He was able to go to his track record, and I feel that Kamala just deflected the entire time. While there was some focus on policy, I don't think that we really got to the meat of the issues. My life was better when Trump was in office, and now with Kamala's administration, things haven't been so fantastic. And she's saying she can fix the problems that her administration has caused, but I just don't know if I can afford to take that risk.

Mm. Mm. All of that despite the sense that Harris had won among the political and media class. The New York Times even admits as much. And when the Times says voters weren't so sure, it means we're . Our pants like Biden after judging a chilly cookoff.

Hell, even Reuters interviewed undecided voters. Undecided voters after the debate, and out of the 10 sampled six said they were leaning toward Trump, saying Kamala was too vague, a big ball of nothing. They're worried about affording gas and groceries, and she said nothing to allay those fears. And you'd think she'd be good at allaying, at least according to Willie Brown. I know. That was a bad taste. Fact is, voters remember she's VP the whole time inflation skyrocketed, and They don't like her, and they can't even for the eggs they want to throw at her.

And keep in mind, this data is coming from Reuters, and they lean more to the left than Dana Perino after a half a daughery. Glad that they used a stock photo when she's on the show. But you see the common thread? These voters noticed something the media wishes they hadn't. Kamala didn't say anything, which was the goal. all along. Nobody learned a thing about her except that she's younger than Joe and can stay up past nine at night. The only two qualifications you need to become the nominee. But that's how the Dems wanted, and ABC News was more than happy to help. But even the voters who dislike Trump

said they trust him more on the economy. So Dems can push a vibe all night, but they can't make you forget how traumatizing a trip to the grocery store is now than it was four years ago. And that was before the detergent was behind more plexiglass than a prison. visitation room. People in the media can trick themselves into believing a fantasy. After all, the easiest person to fool is yourself, especially if you're already a fool. But they can't fool you. They can't make you pretend your bills aren't going up like Hunter's pulse after an eight ball. They can't deny your bank account is shrinking faster than Jesse Waters at a nude beach. And they can't make you ignore the fact that the candidate they want you to vote

presided over this mess. Hell, maybe undecided voters are smarter than the hacks who keep lying to them. So who is she? Still remains the question. Too bad all the pundits in the world can't help her answer that. All right, don't go anywhere.

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Tonight's gifts! She swims laps in a bathtub, co-hosts of America's Newsroom in the Five Data Burritos. Nine out of ten Americans could never spell her last name. Co-hosts have outnumbered Kaley McAidney. Even atheists consider him a sex god. Comedian Joe Mackie. And her new book is topping the chart while her pregnancy is giving her farts.

New York Times best-selling all their functions get driven her cat, too. Shannon Sharpe's accidental sex tape. Joe, I'm going to go to you first because you're familiar with this topic. Former NFL superstar and current ESPN host Shannon Sharp has apologized for inadvertently live streaming the sounds of himself having sex with a woman on Instagram. Do we have his apology? Obviously, I'm embarrassed. I'm very disappointed in myself.

Not for the act. I think there are millions and billions of people. of consenting age that engage in activity. But for to have your most intimate detail on the audio to be heard, I'm disappointed to myself. I let a lot of people down. Really? Joe, this has happened to you.

How do you think he handled it? I think he handled it pretty good. It's happened to me a number of times where hackers have made it look like I'm eating cookies on Instagram. I actually kind of wish hackers would make it look like I was having sex with someone that would help. Prove a lot of people from high school wrong. But what you don't want to do is lie that your account was hacked, because that puts you in some pretty bad company. You don't want to be mentioned in the same breath as Joy Reed and Anthony Weiner.

Yeah. Joy and Weiner. You know, this is a common thing. Like, I'm a technophobe. I often, I forget to, like, put my phone down. That actually happened to me. I don't know if we have that tape. Yeah, that sounds pretty good.

So we'll just catch up later, all right? I'll see you, man. Bye. Yes, everybody, on your knees. It's time to feed the beast. Yes. Perfect, perfect. Lorenzo, Mour, keep the leash on.

Keep the leash on. Oh. Oh, help, help, help, help. Sheriff's Department! That again. Cudlow, take care of it. I'm getting out the window. Everybody's ride.

Oh, man. I was in the Fox and Friends Green Room Cat. You have, is this anything like this ever, have you ever, it doesn't have to be sex-related, but where you've accidentally. Well, it's kind of happened to me. Yeah. I got to walk around being pregnant, which I think is embarrassing enough. I wanted to tell my dad I did IVF.

I did IVF, dad. Yes. No, this is horrifying. Yeah. Nightmares are made of because you know what the sex tape included? What? Words. Yeah.

It included English words that he was saying. that he was saying to the woman, you don't want to hear that again yourself. Right. We say stupid things. You don't want to hear that replayed yourself, let alone have it broadcast and have other people listen to it. I think he's handling it well because he got out of bed. Yeah.

That is so, I don't think I would ever be seen again. Mm-hmm. You know that we couldn't play the tape? Do you remember, do you know what he was saying? Because I, I, we could not get licensed for it because it was a third party recording, you know, that it would have been, we would have been sued. I, yeah, I don't think we should have played it. Yeah. I thought it was a joke when I clicked on it.

Mm-hmm. Not a joke. Yes. Dana, um, uh, can't ask you that question. Hit me. Well, this is, have you ever had a similar non-sexual experience? Let's say you accidentally butt dialed somebody or you know what happened to me? I left my phone on and it started voice texting my own conversation and it was on Twitter.

And if it just one thing, it would have been posted on Twitter and they would have heard everything that I was planning. So no, that's not happened to me. I was, I don't know. I thought the Shannon Sharp sex tape was a little dull. Higher expectations when I listen to that. And I mean, yeah, I mean, this sex tape couldn't even beat the eating the dogs, eating the cats, viral video. I mean, that's what he should be embarrassed about. But never lie that you got hacked.

That's like so 2016. Yeah, and it's the easiest thing to debunk, right? It's the easiest thing. Somebody did that recently, too, that said they were hacked, and it was like over within a day he had to go out. You end up having to walk it back, Kaylee. It's really not about sex, is it? It's about technology. All of us are like one mistake away from global humiliation. Yes. Ask Jeffrey Tubin, right? Yes. Toobin. Yes. Like, look, you've got to learn at this point. Number one, be careful with technology. What Tubin did was so much worse than this. Let me just say that

from the get you guys remember Tubin from CNN? Yes, yes. Oh, who could forget that? Don't Google it if you don't know who he is. But he was accidentally masturbating during, well, he was purposely masturbating during a Zoom call on CNN and he forgot to turn off the thing. So it was in front of his co-workers. That's the Cliff Note version, yes. Yes. But number two, to Dana's point, don't say you were hacked like Steve Scholey. Do you remember Twitter 2020? He tweeted something that cast aspersions on his neutrality for the presidential debate. And then he was put on leave from C-SPAN, didn't get to host the debate. So that's number two. But look, things like this easily happen. I remember in college,

I was driving to spring break in Key West, and I was going to text someone. I love the smell of the beach, and Beach auto-corrected to Viagra. So it literally said, I love the smell of Viagra. And thankfully, it was just a pier, but like, hey, auto-corrects can happen. This is a little bit more difficult. It would have been funny if he blamed auto-corrected. Yeah, right. Yes, it's fair.

I was actually gardening. I was actually gardening. Auto-corrected. Yes. Wow, from Beach to Viagra. That's a sinister. or auto correct. He did advertise

male enhancement programs in his cleanup. Yeah, he does. That's a market for that, right? Yeah, honestly, you should figure out a way to get paid for that. Mm-hmm.

Definitely. All right, kids, that's enough sex talk. That's the story. Out of time. Dana Perino, Kaylee Maggini, Joe Maggie,

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