Gutfeld! Monologues - She Closed Up The Schools, And Now Takes Us For Fools

Episode Date: May 3, 2023

As seen on Gutfeld!, Co-Host of The Five, Judge Jeanine Pirro, Former NBA Forward, Enes Kanter, FOX News Contributor, Tyrus, and FOX News Contributor, Kat Timpf discuss American Federation of Teachers President Randi Weingarten's superb talent for gaslighting.   Later, the panel weighs in on a troubling phenomenon plaguing lesbian dating apps.   Follow Greg on Twitter: @GutfeldFox Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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My massive sidekick in the NWA World Heavyweight Champion, Tyrus. She closed the schools and now takes us for fools. It's the union head named Randy, who's worse for. kids than strangers with candy. That's good. American Federation of Teachers President Randy Weingarten testified last week about her union's role in influencing

policy on school lockdowns. We spent every day from February on trying to get schools open. We knew that remote education was not a substitute for opening schools.

Well, while you're rewriting history. Could you say you're also a raccoon hat model? Now, it didn't take long for her to get fact-checked. In July 2020, she described Trump's push to reopen schools as reckless, callous, and cruel. She endorsed safety strikes if unions deemed reopening measures inadequate. And that push from remote learning continued for two more years into 2022. Luckily, kids can't count that high anymore. But does you regret not pressing for in-person school sooner? Do you regret not pressing for full school, full in-person school sooner? I regret COVID. We had members die in New York City. We had many people who got really,

really sick. And black and brown folks got more sick than white folks. These damn sure did. When all else fails, hit him with the race. card. Yeah, no one looks out for black and brown folks like an old white lady who kept them under house arrest for two years. Whatever you do, Randy, don't admit you failed our nation's kids, costing them years of lost ground in reading and math, not to mention the massive drop in enrollment. But hey, maybe we should cut her a break. She's old. When was the first time you engaged with CDC? Look, I'm 65 years old. I don't remember everything anymore. Wow, wait until she hears about who's president.

But now even Democrats are challenging that Weingarten wanted to reopen schools. That may have been what Randy Weingartner was saying at the national level, and I believe that to be true. I had conversations with her at the time that lead me to believe that's what she wanted to do. That's not the reality that was happening on the ground in cities like Chicago, like Los Angeles, and other places. Well, thank you, Beetlejuice.

But when you're making Lori Lightfoot look sensible, you're the one who should take a few years off. And since there's no vaccine for being a dumbass. And what did you make of how we handle it versus? Yeah. I mean, just admit that you screwed up. People will actually respect you when you take responsibility. I mean, we have records. We can just go back and say when you lie.

But, you know, I feel bad for all the kids that who missed out on, you know, in person. education for two years. I mean, school home, whatever is cool, but in person, there's nothing like it. I feel bad for the kids. Yeah. I mean, and it's also, they are alone in their house watching TikTok videos. Exactly. Scambles their brain.

Brainwashing, yeah. You can see what happened to Kat during the lockdown. It was tough on me, actually. It was, right? You had a terrible lockdown, actually. I did, yes. And if anybody has to read her book, her book, we'll find out. Yeah. Did she not understand that people know how to Google and that the Internet,

Yes, that's exactly what I thought when she was like, well, it's just that somebody should have given me some guidance about what they were doing in Europe. It's like, okay, even apart from the long-lasting damage that you've done to all these kids in this country, you also can't work a phone. So for that alone, you should step down. I mean, it's not like you have to send a spy to Europe to uncover this information. You just have to Google it, bro. Yeah. Don't call her a bro. I did.

You know what? She looks like one. No, bro is a gender neutral term. It is. It is. And she is definitely gender-neutral. How could... Tyrus, how could this person ever be a teacher? If she doesn't even know the rudimentary skills of research. She's union. She's not a teacher.

That's right. There's a difference. She's not going in there. Ew. Yeah. She's going to sit around and tell everybody else what to do. I love how not just her, but Fauci also, the two of them, when they had their little speeches, they tried to act like we weren't there. Yes. It's like literally your best friend. had an affair with your wife, children raised them in your house, and no one ever told you

to move out, and then they're trying to tell you, it's not what you've seen for the last two years. We were there. I had kids at home. I had to school. I had to homeschool. I rolled with an iron fist. I had to constantly watch everything that was coming in this house on TVs and TikToks or whatever, while they constantly changed the game on us. And if anybody, and this is the part she's missing out on, anyone who challenged them was destroyed. It was, you lost your job. You got kicked off social media. How many doctors or anyone who, or they were like, well, what about the kids seem to be less susceptible? And what about this immunity?

If you're not a vaccinated teacher, you can't teach. If your kids aren't vaccinated, they can't come in. They change the goalpost every 10 days on us. And now it's all coming out. And they're like, I don't remember. Yeah. You know what happens in my house when my kids tell me they don't remember? We shock their memory.

You know, Judge, the thing is there's, I think. think she just assumes no one's going to follow up on her because the media never does. We're the only people that are calling her out on this. Well, there are never any consequences anymore. I mean, you know, the thing is, like she says, you know, every day we were trying to figure out what to do, you're full of crap. You weren't trying to figure out what to do. You were trying to figure out every metric that you could use to shut down a school. So explain to me, you genius, why the schools in this country were open. The Catholic schools, a Lutheran schools, a charter schools, and all the private schools were

but you couldn't open the schools for our kids who have suffered these incredible losses. And you want to talk about this nut job? She actually, Kat, she went to Europe. She went to Ukraine. That's right. To study the end of the COVID, to study the education system in Ukraine after Russia bombed the whole country out. I don't know what she was doing in Ukraine. All I know is a lot of Democrats went there. And that's all I'm going to say. Well, she went to Ukraine and all she got was that lousy helmet. but to be fair those other schools god was their co-pilot you know to be fair all right we got to move on up next

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Men ruin everything. That we do. Oh, you don't have to applaud, but okay, sure, why not? A lesbian dating app, aren't they all? Corrupted by wokeness is now tossing out users who refuse to date trans women, which is a biological man who may still have a penis. It's a worst thing to hit the lesbian community since the fire at the Brook and Stock factory. By the way, I own that pair.

Yet, the dating app, her, was. launched back in 2015 as a place exclusively for lesbians to meet and mingle because you need something when women's softball season ends. But thank you. We know. But now the company lost sight of its original purpose. It all started when they welcomed a flood of trans women under the guise of gender inclusivity. But after users began clarifying that they only wanted you date biological women, the app began suspending accounts for hate speech and transphobia. In other words, if you're a lesbian only wanting to date real women on a lesbian app, you're less welcome than Amber heard in a swimming pool. Because she pooped. Yep. So I guess the T and LGBT now stands for

testosterone. The app even sent a notification to their 20 million users telling lesbians to piss off. A message for transphobes, time to delete her. Don't let the door hit you on the way out. In short, if you can't stand the meat, you better delete. The alternate line was, if you can't stand the meat, get out of the licking. I'll leave that to the producers.

So tough break, ladies. But all the trans women with their original, Equipment, rejoice, the boys are back in town. Can we blame men for this? I just think it's interesting because it wasn't that long ago. Remember the whole thing was like consent has to be verbal and enthusiastic and ongoing. And now it's like no is not an acceptable answer to a penis. You better want that penis or you're a bigot.

Yeah. What do you mean? I didn't say it. I didn't, they did. That's literally what they're saying. They're saying like, you have to be, like, if you're on this app and you don't want a penis, then you're a bad person. Right.

That is such a, like, we just did all of this, you know, rape culture is bad stuff. And now it's like, actually, you can't be on this app if you don't. You're allowed to not be attracted to somebody for literally any reason that you want to. And you cannot, like breaking news, you can not want to or not want to have sex with somebody. Like, that's allowed and normal. Remember when it was okay to talk about whether you had it. type. Oh, yeah, not anymore. Not anymore. Everybody's got to be your type.

Everybody's got to be your type. Just the other day. Me? No. No, I was... It is weird, though. What is happening to this world where a woman says... She's a lesbian because she doesn't want a penis. And they're going, but you gotta have one! Like it's like a cable box for your TV. You have to have it. And you really don't need it now if you have the app.

That's true. box no one has a cable box right i have i still have a cable box but i'm 74 years old judge what do you make of this does she have a yeah i'm asking you i have nothing to say i don't even get it all i know is there's no happy ending in a story like this classy yet satisfying nicely done just i didn't see that one coming and he made it creepy I want to go home you can't go home we still have half the show and it's what do you make of this this is crazy isn't it it is very crazy think about this it's like hmm I'm trying to give it I'm trying to give me like the example so it's like an NBA team drafted me right as a like the first round pick but telling me but yeah we don't want you to score the ball

yeah literally yeah so this biological woman does not feel comfortable you know dating or talking to this biological man that does not make them transphobic yeah so this is very confusing yeah on which i have nothing to say i'm like i'm very confused in turkey uh yeah you have a lot of other issues a lot of other issues trust me not this one yeah we deal with dictatorship this is a first world problem what if um tyrus a transracial person joins uh let's say it was black people meet dot com okay and i I'm with you. Let's say I'm transracial. You're transracial. I identify as black.

Okay, we're going to call you Lamar. Okay. I'm Lamaranda. I'm a black woman. It's whatever you wanted to be, bro. Keep going with your story. Okay, and then I, and I, and Tyrus, you're on there and you reject me. I'm on there, and I reject you. Yes. I would say, like, why do you reject?

I identify as a black woman. Oh, I identify as a racist launder hating pig man. You know what drives me crazy and all this is that we've become the understanding. that people are born a certain way, and we are to respect that they are born that way, and they have a feeling who they want to love and who they want to take care of or who they want to be with. And in the gay community, it seems they're being attacked saying that what they fundamentally believe is not accurate, that it can change at any time. So you're not really attracted to women. You're not really a lesbian. If someone says their woman good enough,

So what you're basically, you're spitting in the face of lesbians and gay men saying that they're not quite where they need to be. They're either needed to be a man or a woman. That to me is the biggest, the ugliest thing is they're being told how they're supposed to be with their sexuality, which is homophobic. Right. You're telling a woman who's believed her whole life that she's a lesbian, is accepted by her family, goes on a dating app to meet another woman to go on and there's something wrong with her because the woman that she's dating is plumbing. on the outdoors, which is what she's fundamentally not attracted to. Exactly. She's been bicketed for a minute.

She's been made fun of it. She's probably had issues at home with it. Most gay people have to deal with somebody always have them telling. And then you get to this point where you go to a safe place to go on a date. In your case, like I went to meet a tall sister to maybe have some basketball children and you around showed up at the table. I'm going to be upset. Yes.

I wonder how long before people come out against Lady Gaga for born that way. Have you thought about that? Not at all. Well, you know what? It blows my mind that you're taking away gay rights by calling them names because they're basically, that's their principle. Yeah, yeah. It's a delusion. All right.

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