Gutfeld! Monologues - She Got The National Guard On The Phone And They Told Her You’re On Your Own

Episode Date: August 24, 2022

Tyrus hosts this episode as seen on Gutfeld!, joined by former State Department Spokesperson Morgan Ortagus, FOX News Contributor, Katie Pavlich, Writer & Comedian, Joe DeVito, and Co-Host of the Tyrus and Timpf podcast, Kat Timpf discuss their knowledge of wrestling, with the NWA World Television Champion. Later, the panel weighs in on Governor Greg Abbott's (R-TX) busing of migrants from Texas to New York City and Washington D.C. Follow Greg on Twitter: @GregGutfeld Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Arizona Assassin, Nature Girl, Katie Pavlik. From parts unknown, Wade unknown, his reasons for being here, unknown. Comedian Joe DeVito. And like an ink cartridge, she's small, colorful, and hard to replace. Kat, the smitten kitten, Tim. Catherine C. Tim. Catherine C. Tim. Investigative journalist, which you can catch on the Tyrus and Tim podcast.

Oh, yeah, that's going to be a lot of plugs. Great plug. Yeah. So, Cal, let me go to you first. I know because last night when I was sending you ideas about my monologue and stuff, you did not know that Abraham Lincoln was, in fact, a wrestler. I did not know that? So I was like, how much do I not know about wrestling?

So I Googled a lot about wrestling. Oh, boy. So did you, it's the oldest sport ever. So it's like older than Jesus. That's a big deal. And there was a guy named Barry Horowitz. Do you know about this guy? He had a seven-year losing streak.

And I thought that was relatable because I had a seven-year losing streak, like not in wrestling, but just ages 23 to 30. And Snooky, she won more PPP-V-W-E matches than Sting. What can, like, what can Snooky not do? And I could go on for a really long time, but I won't. Like, there's, I just thought, I just thought, It was people throwing shares. And Brett Bear will not have you on.

I know. I know. I can do a special wrestling report. All right, assassin. Now listen, you and I, what we would call the term in wrestling, have a small feud. Last time I was on the five, she made fun of my cardigan. I did not. She said it was a sweater.

I accurately called it a sweater material cardigan. Which is basically saying it's a sweater. Okay, so if you had to chew, were you shocked or surprised to hear that president? Trump, in fact, was a wrestler. I was shocked and surprised about that. You know, I used to think that wrestlers were very short and stout, and then I met you, and my mind was blown. But one of my favorite shop teachers in high school was for welding.

I also know how to weld in addition to being an assassin. He was a wrestler. He was a wrestling coach, and he actually did throw a desk across the room once, and then we didn't see him again. Yeah, I don't think anything to do with wrestling. I'm probably doing with his teachers pay. Maybe. Yeah, something like that. All right, Mr. Parts Unknown.

you know a little bit of everything. I was intrigued the fact that did you always want to be from unknown? You don't have a choice when you're from parts unknown. It's great, yeah. There's no taxes in unknown either. This is so strange. I never thought there would be a co-host or a guest host for the show who would choke slam me in the green room.

I'm sorry about that. Well, no, well, actually it was last night when Kat was hosting. Yeah. Her pre-game warm-up is rough. Brutal. I actually. hid in the hair and dressing room while she was warming up, because I, you know, my rep would have

been gone in seconds if they, if you would have chokeslam me. I mean, people would start picking on me. All right, Octopus. Now, you've, you've served, you've been in close quarters with Ben. How much influence has wrestling been in your life, if at all? Well, everyone knows from my national security beat that I'm such a big wrestling fan. I'm sensing a little sarcasm. Not really. I remember in high school, the boys that wrestled, um, they all had like ringworm and I thought it was really gross. That's what I remember in high sling. Right?

Everyone remembers it. It's kind of gross. But here's the other thing that, here's my beef, though, with modern wrestling. Is John Sina, does he count as like a modern, like, today, wrestler? Because all I know is that he capitulated to the Chinese Communist Party

and apologized in Chinese for talking for acknowledging Hong Kong and Taiwan. So this is how I relate to wrestling by talking about China. That is a strong argument. That is a strong argument. What is it is? Do you own an Apple phone?

Yes. Shut up. John Sina is a saint. Oh, are you buddies with him? Am I buddies with him? Yeah. No, after he said that stuff? No, he's a good guy.

I liked him. He was a good friend. What about Barry Horowitz? No one, no, Barry Horowitz is a legend and yes, he did lose for seven years. Is he Jewish? I love that we have a Jewish wrestler. Sure, sure.

Yeah. Before we go. Katie and my people are not really known for our wrestling skills. Oh, it stood out. So if we have one, I'll take it. All right, you don't. All right, I'll be at the Orpheum Theater in New Orleans on November 4th, and you can get tickets at Ticketmaster.com

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Fixed Broadband Experience Report, August 24. She got the National Guard on the phone, and they told her, you're on your own. For the second time, the Pentagon has denied a request by Washington, D.C.'s Mayor Merle, Bowser, to activate the National Guard to help her with migrants who've been arriving there. They must be worried about sending troops somewhere that won't be 20-year commitment that has nothing to do with our problems. You've got to think about that one, right? Yeah, it all hits you right now. Yeah. Oh, yeah. The wrestler's clever. The Defense Department says the National Guard is trained to assist migrants

and that it would force them to cancel military training. Next week, they're going to learn about pronouns that make enemies feel bad. About 7,000 migrants have been bust in from Texas to D.C., according to Governor Greg Abbott's office, which is still more humane than flying spirit airline. Have you flown it? I bet you won't fly it twice. Here he is a few days ago and talking about the crisis.

Before we begin busing illegal immigrants up to New York, it was just Texas and Arizona that bore the brunt of all of the chaos and all the problems that come with it. Now the rest of America is understanding exactly what is going on. So, just like a moment. Support Peacocks, this is everyone's problem. Speaking of New York officials have announced plans to secure over 5,000 hotel rooms for newly arrived migrants. But the real question is, do they get early check-in?

That's my biggest pet peeve, man. I need that. And that could cost the city more than $300 million per year. We tried to reach a New Yorker for comment, but they already moved. but they already moved to Florida. But that $300 million comes from an analyst by the New York Post, which is owned by our parent company, Baby Gap.

And speaking of Gutfield's favorite places to shop all night, all night, we should check to see what he's up to on vacation. Oh, my God. All night. Okay, Assassin. You're from Arizona, correct? Yeah. So you are first-hand knee-deep in this situation

with the border crisis. Do you feel any sorrow for D.C. in New York? I think this might be my fault. I'm from Arizona, and now all of a sudden the problem's here. I'm sorry, New York. I guess it's my fault. It just follows me wherever I go. But no, I don't feel sorry for them.

I think it's great that Greg Abbott has put sunlight on this issue. You know, the New York mayor and the mayor of D.C. are complaining that people are being bust into town, but they didn't have the same complaint when the federal government was flying these people in the middle of the night into town. So now that you can see it all of a sudden, they're outraged. And they're talking about this in a very short-term way. They're saying we're going to put people up in hotel rooms.

Well, the first time I came to New York City, I slept on my brother's dorm room floor. That was a stupid idea. But this is something that does affect everybody on every single level. It's an underpinning of the economy. And long term, it also creates this issue of a two-tiered society, where we have people who are living, quote, in the shadows for years and years and years, with no opportunity to really become Americans.

And when it comes to them knowing where they are, you know, maybe they should call ICE for some deportations instead of, you know, calling for National Guard to simply process these people. yeah the hotel thing joke kind of like yeah yeah you better clap she's not called the assassin for nothing joe you travel i do when you know hotels are probably like me take up a lot of your home life living in hotels and stuff how much of this does this concern you the fact that so many hotel rooms are going to in new york especially are going to be filled with migrants well how's like i got hurt the tourists Well, some of those years ago

I stayed at the Milford Plaza in Midtown and I'll have to say this can only be an upgrade from what they were doing then and the you know the $300 million does not include the group discount through Hotels.com I don't know if they factored that in for that.

But I think it's important I think you made a good point. It shows that people can call themselves a sanctuary city but then when people start to show up suddenly, we're overwhelmed. Well, this is what's been going on in the other parts of the country that have had to deal with the consequences of policy

that people in other parts of the country come up with when they don't have to face the consequences. It has nothing to do with being anti-immigrant. It's just a question if we don't have unlimited resources to go around. Kat, you're a New York native. Are you concerned about this at all with them going in the hotels opposed to the homeless shelters, which are already full?

I only lived here for like nine years, so I'm not a New Yorker. And never will be. Yeah, Detroit. Detroit's the best. Detroit-E? Detroit-I. Yeah. I mean, I just think it's, well, this is kind of why back when the whole wall thing was happening, I was like, I don't think we need the wall.

And everyone was like, boo, you suck your apartment as walls. You're dumb. But I think, I think, sorry, I'm paraphrasing. I'm paraphrasing. Perhaps some of you even. Because I think a cheaper way to do it could be just to not, you know, it's the welfare state that this is the issue, is providing all these incentives for people

because obviously it's not like immigrant equals needs money. You know, for example, over half the startups in this country were founded by immigrants. Unfortunately, in the Biden administration, a lot of people who do want to come work and have green cards, he's just been wasting those because he's unable to process those. I think that what do you expect when you say, yes, come here, everything's free, other people will pay for it. I mean, who wouldn't come and do that? Brett Baer, have you lost your mind?

This is money. All right, Octopause, take us home. thoughts on all this well i'm going to the border on tuesday for the first time so i'm excited for that i'm going to be there taking a bunch of women who are running for office so that'll be exciting we'll get to see it firsthand um i you know remember in 2016 when ted cruz was running for president the primary he had the best ad it was the ad where it had all of the lawyers and accountants and suits and and you know having briefcases going over the border and he was making the point that if um if if these people were coming after white collar jobs there

be a very different reaction. Now, fast forward to 2022, and that's what we're seeing happen, right? We're seeing in New York and in D.C., people are having to deal with the problems that all of the border states have had to deal with. Everybody's a border state. I live in Tennessee, and illegal immigrants are being shipped there. So in the middle of the country, it's a border state. So I think, you know, everybody in this country should have to share the problems together,

and I don't really want to hear them wine anymore. The mayors. They said they welcome them. Good. Welcome them. Pay the bill. Yep. Welcome and doesn't mean complaining. I forgive you for the besmirchment of Sina. We're good now.

Before we go, Craig is off all week, and tomorrow, Brian Kilme will guest host. Plus, Judge Janine, Charlie Hurt, Kat, and Tyrus. That's me. Thanks again, I'm Morgan O'Tagher, Katie Pavlis, Joe DeVille. Cat Tim, our studio on Tom, Gene, the whole crew, Fox News, and Night with the wonderful Shannon Green is up next. I'm Tyrus. On behalf of Great Gutfeld, he loves you, America. This is Jimmy Phala, inviting you to join me for Fox Across America, where we'll discuss every single one of the Democrats' dumb ideas. Just kidding.

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