Gutfeld! Monologues - Shooting In DC

Episode Date: December 2, 2025

As seen on Gutfeld! A powerful Nor’easter is approaching NYC. Meanwhile, two National Guard members were shot in DC, and Greg shares his exclusive thoughts. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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party dressed up as the dragon from Shrek. Meanwhile, a dragon from Shrek dressed up as Sydney Sweeney. We'll be back with more Gutfeld. Get no frills delivered. Shop the same in-store prices online and enjoy unlimited delivery with PC Express Pass. Get your first year for $2.50 a month. Learn more at PC. All right. So two hero national guard members were shot in D.C. Chalk up another victory for

lack of accountability. Because if you haven't noticed, the National Guard was only in D.C. to clean up another Democrat mess. It's like the Democrat Party is a dog and Trump has to follow them around with a pooper scooper. D.C. crime became unbearable due to no accountability, no consequences. And because of the terror among Dems, that enforcement might be called racist. So Trump sends in the National Guard because somebody has to be the grownup, which is where those poor guardsmen meet another Democrat fail. An Afghan in this country with no real vetting, accountability, and clearly no follow-up, who got waved in because Dems are terrified someone might call them, again, racist.

It's a Democratic Party's entire governing philosophy. First, create disaster. Second, ignore disaster. Third, attack anyone trying to undisaster, the disaster. They're like the obnoxious rock star who trashes a hotel room, flips the furniture, vomits in the mini bar, lights the drapes on fire, and then gives the maid pointers

as she's on her knees cleaning up the syringes. Except this is far worse. Democrats create these dangerous inviates, And when someone rides to the rescue, instead of helping them, they try to inspire mutiny in the streets with protests and government with lawfare and in the military with seditious videos. Immigration, well, they trash that. Crime, they excused it. Drugs, they let it pour in like they were running a fentanyl rewards program. And fraud?

They treat it like they hate your money because they give it away as fast as they can. Look at Minnesota. Maybe the greatest fraud operation in American history. Somalis there stole billions. And stage four jazz hands got absolutely pantsed by a few hundred scammers running daycare mills out of strip mall parking lots. The fraud was easy to spot, but Waltz was too busy signing orders to restock the tampons in boys' bathrooms. Then after years of letting the state get looted, a few people get locked up and Waltz calls himself Wyatt Earp. Do you take responsibility for failing to stop this fraud in your state?

Well, certainly I take responsibility for putting people in jail. Governors don't get to just talk theoretically. We have to solve problems. And I will note, it's not just Somalis. Minnesota is a generous state. Minnesota is a prosperous state. A. Bond-rated.

But that attracts criminals. Those people are going to jail. We got a lot of criminals, not just Somalis. So he's patting himself on the back after letting the problem explode. He's like Richard Geer, now wanting to join PETA. But it's too late. But Waltz is the perfect hood ornament for this no accountability clown car. But before him, it was DHS Secretary Alejandro Mayokis.

Remember that dickhead? By the way, that's not an insult. He really does look like a dick. But let's glance at his track record. No oversight for Afghan refugees, no oversight for the border. No oversight for the Secret Service, which is part of the DHS, who were so checked out that Trump got shot in the head from the most obvious vantage point since Hillary Clinton killed JFK.

No oversight. That's not a bug in the system. It's the system. No oversight for government programs emmerging money. No oversight for recidivist criminals. No oversight for minors getting sex changes. So two National Guardsmen are shot because there was no oversight letting a dangerous Afghan in. And they were only there to bring accountability to a Democrat-run crime-ridden city.

They became victims of lack of oversight while trying to correct another lack of oversight. they were ambushed by policies driven by the unaccountable. And Democrats get mad that Trump called Waltz retarded? Maybe sit this one out like Tim Waltz did when a war came along. Listen ad-free with a Fox News podcast plus subscription on Apple Podcasts. And Amazon Prime members can listen to this show ad-free on the Amazon music app. This is Ainslie Earhart. Thank you for joining me for the 52-episode podcast series,

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