Gutfeld! Monologues - Should We Be Weary Of Suggestions From Harry?

Episode Date: October 5, 2022

As seen on Gutfeld!, Former Governor of South Carolina, Nikki Haley (R-SC), Actor & Comedian, Jamie Lissow, and Co-Hosts of the Tyrus and Timpf podcast, Tyrus and Kat Timpf discuss the new film Bros and its lackluster opening weekend in theaters. Later, the panel weighs in on Harry Styles’ sly endorsement of Texas Gubernatorial Candidate Beto O’Rourke at a recent concert in Austin, Texas. Follow Greg on Twitter: @GregGutfeld Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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She's so sharp she gives balloons nightmares, former ambassador to the UN, and author of the new book, if you want something done, Nikki Haley. The biggest laughs he gets are from his dating profile, actor, writer, and comedian, Jamie Lissau. She's 90 pounds soaking wet And from all of those spilled margaritas Fox News contributor, Kat Tim And he acts like he's above everybody else Because he is

My massive sidekick in the NBA World Television Champion Tyrus All right Ambassador Governor Do I say Ambassador Governor, Governor Governor, Governor, Ambassador, just Ambassador It's Nikki Those are moments in time.

Oh, I like that. Moments of Time. That's my next book. By the way, congratulations. I love the color. Thank you. It's a great color. It's the color of my fridge.

It's the color of every fridge. So before I ask that topic, well, this is kind of along the same lines, identity politics. Did Sonny Hosten ever apologize to you? She did not. Neither did her producers or anyone else. Isn't that crazy? I don't know if people forget or remember that she said that your name Nikki was made up. and that was never on the birth certificate.

In fact, it was. It's an Indian name. Yes, and Sonny is not on her birth certificate. Whoopi is not on her birth certificate. But you know what? The ladies at the view, when they start to attack you, that's when you know you're winning. So I'm okay with that.

Yeah. Isn't it interesting that anybody who ascribes to the world of identity politics always ends up seeing themselves as a victim? So he looks at the problem. problem, instead of trying to figure out what the problem is, it's everybody else's fault. Absolutely. And, you know, then they go and whine and complain about it. You can't alienate so much of the population and then get upset when they don't want to see it. And the reality is the movie didn't look funny. That's why people didn't go see it. It didn't look funny. But

it's a lesson for actors, musicians, athletes. Stay in your lane. Stay in your lane. Otherwise, don't complain when the money doesn't flow. Yeah, you know what, Jamie, you have no lane. Speaking of money not flowing. And that leads me a question. You claim to be heterosexual, although you had a miserable marriage. If you were asked to do a gay scene, if you were asked to do a gay scene in a movie, would you do it? Absolutely. A hundred percent.

If it was funny and not a piece of crap like this, or if it was something that moved the story forward, I absolutely would. And I agree with you. I saw the trailer and on every level having nothing to do with if people would. are gay or not. It was not funny. It didn't seem original. It was kind of hacky. But, I mean, that was the first weekend. I think they're going to do okay. Like, on Rotten Tomatoes, it's getting two tomatoes rubbing against two other tomatoes,

which is four. Four tomatoes. I want to say something that's not a joke, but you know what other movie beat this movie in Arizona? this weekend. What? My movie called Daddy Daughter Trip that was released in 17 theaters in Arizona. We actually beat this movie. We were, uh, thank you guys. One of the, uh, we got, one of the viewers of the movie are here.

That was it. Yeah. We were so low budget, though. Like, for real, I think it shows that you could just have, like, it's about the content and it's not about, and you don't, you also don't, you also don't, like, blame the crowd. By the way, this movie, Daddy Daughter Trip that I wrote with Rob Schneider, I'm also in it, and I have a scene with my hero. John Cleese and during the premiere I went to get a popcorn and I missed my scene. Mmm. So that also tells you how much I'm in the film. Yes.

Well, you're right. That wasn't funny. Tyrus. He calls you friend. Yes, you're one of my closest friends. You know, I know you saw this movie because you told me to see this movie. I saw a movie in which the protagonist was an elderly female Asian. Right. I'm not an elderly female.

elderly female Asian, and yet I love this movie. It was phenomenal. Everything everywhere at once. So, and also, the subplot is lesbians. Yeah. You know, and that's, that's, but I don't even think of that. I just think of a great film.

Here's the thing. First of all, one, here's the problem with the woke. They always act like they're the first to do anything and never do any research. It was a really funny movie called In-N-Out. Tour song trilogy was really good. In-and-out's a great film. Is a great film. Okay. Ever heard of the bird cage?

You know, those were phenomenal movies that had, they had, the whole subpoor was about being gay or whatever. But they were great movies that just happened and had gay people. This was, like, one of the lines from the commercials was, you had a good run heterosexuals. Yeah. So, if I was sitting on the couch and it was like, you're on your way out, Negroes. I'm not kidding. That gives me an idea. I'm just saying.

I mean, I don't care who was in it. It's like, oh, that's not for me. That crystallizes this point, is that we can make fun of you and then you don't like to be around us anymore. Yeah, I mean, but it's not making fun of. That's the point. Who we should be mad at is LGBTQR and S because they were the ones supposed to show up and they didn't show up.

Nobody showed up, Kat. Is that your fault? Well, I don't really like going to the movies because whenever I do, the movie gets all the attention. That's true, and it's hard for you to keep that chair down. It's hard. Well, I guess, okay, but also, like, liberals were upset about it, too, because the gay guys were white gay guys.

There was people that were, like, upset about that. Also, people just think he's annoying. I think a lot of people. I don't think it's really a political thing to find him extremely annoying. He has my problem. Yeah, also, true. Also, it's spooky season. Yeah, it is spooky season.

Nobody wants to watch two people fall in love unless one or both of them are going to meet it timely, violent death in October. Yes, that is so true. They should have introduced some kind of monster. Absolutely. Yeah, that monster, of course, would be Donald Trump. All right. I think we've done a good job on this topic.

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in 88. Damn. And don't even get me started when the Bay City Rollers endorsed Earl Morris for Comptroller General. I couldn't sleep for weeks. although that was probably the meth. Anyway, sorry, Nicky. Anyway, Stiles flashed a Beto

for his Texas sticker on his guitar that appeared in the big screen and then cameras showed Beto in the crowd clapping. Perhaps he remembered that unlike the rest of the parents there, he doesn't have to go to work in the morning. It all looked pretty desperate, especially when you consider Governor Greg Abbott

holds an eight-point lead over Beto. His campaign's looking like the Alamo part two. Speaking of Dems, helping Dems, Nancy Pelosi postponed her nightly bath in virgin's blood to appear on Colbert with this hopeful midterm prediction Monday night. We will hold the house by winning more seats.

We won the 40 seats. Then we lost some when Trump was on the ballot. He's not on the ballot now. Oh, did I say his name? I didn't mean to. We'll have the videotapes fumigated. Perhaps you could leap that out. No worries, no worries. It is a family show.

Sorry, if they were worried about being offensive, they should have blurt out her face. Finally. Don't clap. Ah, clap. What do I care? Al Sharpton claims that while posting for a photo with President Biden at a private event last month,

Joe told him, quote, I'm going to do it again. I'm going. Sharpton assumed he was referring to running again, but any expert will tell you it was about explosive diarrhea. What do you say, Joe? Hey, look, I don't know if I'm going to run,

but I told Sharpton I was going to, because if I do, I'm going to need him. I mean, this guy's the original. Sharpton was doing race hoaxes before it was cool. Now, everybody's doing it. Jesse Smollett, me, that girl volleyball player. Hey, Sharpton, this guy made up a fake sexual assault. pinned it on a real guy.

You try that in your spare time. Come on. I told Sharpton, you ought to run on me. You know what he said? He said, why bother? You do whatever I say. It's funny because it's true. Jamie, just a background.

Harry Stiles was in a band called One Direction. Your marriage had One Direction. It was down. Hell. So wrong. So wrong. Do you think this endorsement will help, Beto? I don't think so.

I don't like the mixing of the politics and the music. I think you just play music. I don't like the flashing of the sticker on the guitar. It reminds me of another bad idea. I went to a strip club once, and they were starting to, they were going to sell advertising space on the girls. I swear to God. And this reminds me of that, like, it's a terrible cross-promotion.

Right. Like, you know, and then I was thinking, well, maybe there are some good advertisements you could do like a girl's dancing you know and then she turns around and it says you know uh you know new york university you know send your daughter there so she doesn't end up here yeah but then i was like i don't like people to feel bad and i was like what if one of the strippers that maybe didn't work out as much as some of the other was what if she turned around and on her butt it just said your ad could be here i love how you shoveled this stripper joke into the political segment and by the way

Yeah. Is this, Biden can't run it. Yeah. Why? What is this crazy? I feel like if he runs, he'll at least run in the wrong direction.

Oh, Nikki. Try to ignore everything he just said. That's what we do. No, I'm kidding. What do you make of, Pelosi being overly, she has to be overly optimistic. Is that what it is?

Or is it, could she be right? Could the Republicans blow this? I mean, sure, the Republicans could blow it, but they're not going to. Right? I mean, and the idea that she, like, I want to play that over and over and over again after Election Day because she knows these are her last days as Speaker of the House. You know, what we're biting our nails on is the Senate, right, waiting. But she's going to lose the House. She knows she's going to lose the House. And I don't think she's going to stay Speaker. I don't think she's going to stay in the House after. I think she's going to go be Ambassador to the Vatican or something like that. Yeah. She wants Italy, right? Yeah. And they're going to give it to her. But it goes back. The Democrats always think if they say something that people will believe them. They treat people like they're uneducated.

Right. And really, they are. Let's face it, Nikki. You're going to edit that out later. Kat, you said to me in the green room, wow, Harry Stiles, that's, if he's behind Beto, I could get behind Beto. That's what you said. Really? No, it's not.

I don't know. Who cares? Who cares? It is a topic. I know. I know. I get that. But just about Harry Styles in general.

Like, when's he going to fall off? I'm sick of hearing about him every three days. Yeah, it's true. Why is he here? I don't know. He doesn't even live in Texas. Was he just trolling Republican moms who were taking their kids to see Harry Stiles and that's why he did it?

I have no idea. I don't know that much about him, but I don't know. I think that Biden actually is going to run, though. Really? Yes, because I don't think he is capable of doing the job in a few years, but he's also not capable of doing the job now. And, like, that doesn't seem to bother anybody that much. That's true.

Like, what is he actually doing now? I don't think he's doing anything. What he's doing right now, we can't say. Yeah, I mean. But I'm telling you. Get that fee breeze. All right. Well, before, as a friend, stop going to day shift.

That's the strip club during the day. No more day shift. That's true. The women you're describing are day shift workers. But the day shift needs you the most. That's true. I remember I was upset at the day shift. I didn't want to back and forth.

I mean, stop going to day shift. That's it. Period. I just remember being upset when they dropped the mask mandate at the day shift. Terrible. Tyrus, last word to you. Okay, well, yeah. Whenever you have a new job lined up, I have never known anyone ever to have a new job lined up that's staying at the old one. Right.

No one has ever done that. So clearly she's off to ruin Italy's life, which is fine. I think that Pelosi says that Dems will keep the house. I would agree with her because she is a woman. She knows about keeping the house. Oh, my God. No, sexist would say. We're out of time.

Thanks to Nikki Haley. By her book. Jamie Lissau. Tech Timp. Tyrus, our studio audience. Fox News, it night with dreamy Trace Gallagher is next. I'm Greg Gutfeld, and I love you. Hey, I'm Trey Gowdy, host of the Tray Gowdy podcast.

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