Gutfeld! Monologues - Something Is Off with The Dems

Episode Date: October 10, 2025

As seen on Guteld! Katie Porter's campaign manager is stunned by her unforgettable TV interview. Plus, Greg reveals why today's Democrats just aren't themselves anymore. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

I am so sorry. I didn't even hear the doorbell. But come on in. Happy Thursday, everyone. So the campaign manager for Katie Porter allegedly told her you looked bad the other night. She said, you mean the interview, and he said, what interview? Meanwhile, Sonoma County in California has reinstituted mask mandates for health care facilities. It's all part of a larger effort to cover half of Katie Porter's face. Just when we're running out of weirdos, we get new ones. Virginia Democrat Jay Jones's poll numbers dropped.

since those text surfaced of him claiming he wanted his opponent's kids killed. He says he's not worried. His numbers will improve once he murders the pollster. Hey, if it works. Florida police claim they found a large thermos inside an arrested man's rectum. Police are on the lookout for an accomplice with an ass full of donuts. Gives new meaning to the phrase donut holes. The last escapie from a New Orleans jail break has finally been caught in Atlanta.

So how did he remain on the run for 145 days? Cops found him hiding in a thermos. President Trump announced that Hamas has agreed to release all the hostages. Thank you. You're welcome. His next challenge, freeing this man. Been a long time.

It's been a long time. I have a yellow ribbon outside of my tree. Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu called for President Trump to receive the Nobel Peace Prize. Not for the Gaza deal, but for getting Rosie O'Donnell to self-deport. Podcaster Hassan Piker appeared to use a shock collar on his dog for not sitting still during his boring show. After hearing the news, Jimmy Kimmel bought his audience shiny new collars.

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So something's off with today's Democrats. Take Katie Porter, who's running for governor of California. She's the left's latest ray of sunshine. And like the sun, looking directly at her, will damage your eyes. What do you say to the 40% of California voters who you'll need in order to win who voted for Trump? How would I need them in order to win, man? Well, unless you think you're going to get 60% of... I feel like this isn't necessarily argumentative.

What is your question? Well, to those voters. Okay, so you... I don't want to keep doing this. I'm going to call it. You're not going to do the interview with us. Nope, not like this. I'm not. Not with seven follow-ups to every single question you ask. It's no surprise, she freaked, which you heard 40% since that's her level of body fat. then there's this recently surfaced

Nugget to air pollution and other problems and the state could lose out of my shot I wanted to say that that's actually correct it's not that it's electric vehicles

it's that if we don't need the commitments any of the Paris Climate Airport okay it does okay you also were in my shop before that stay out of my shot nice girl

yeah no wonder everyone who works for her ends up on a milk carton if only she could retain staff the way she retains water then wow i know there's left-wing streamer hasan piker who's being accused of shocking his dog on a live stream it's the same reason as to why america Kaya, please just go back.

Just stop. I know. Let's see it one more time. It's the same reason as to why America. Kaya, please just go. Would you stop? So what did he just do to that dog? And for what?

Just standing up? And that's the Democrats' new model for liberal male masculinity, A guy who treats his dog the way Hunter Biden treats his penis. I mean, I don't know if he shocks his penis, but I'm assuming. Who wouldn't? If I had the options. And what of Greta, the left's favorite vegan Swedish meatball? She posted a photo of a starving Israeli hostage,

claiming it was a starving Palestinian. But I guess they all look alike when you skipped school for 15 years. Or maybe it's the brain damage you get when you replace a protein-rich diet with anti-Semitism. But at least her new haircut has Jews and Muslims both united in recommending a veil. Now, she's not a yank, but she could be the face of the Democrat Party, female, white, unhinged.

I give her credit, though. She's the only hostage in history where the kidnappers kept sending her back. The list goes on. Chuck Schumer, he's still a grim ghoul who sleeps hanging upside down. Trump and the Republican Party are hell-bent on taking health care away from 60 million people. It's a disgrace. So Democrats have three words for this.

No way. Hmm. How fake is that? The only time Chuck says no effing way is when he ate Cialis pills he guzzled won't work. And Jay Pritzker and Jerry Nadler, insufferable. But at least we know what happened to those fat twins on motorbikes. I always wanted to know what happened to them. Anakeem, as I call him, straight Obama, looks like he's sleepwalking through a living nightmare.

Then there's shifts, Swalwell, Booker, three Dems who don't have one. One ball among them. And Brandon, Liz, and Tim, one's a buffoon. The other's a fake, and the other is stage four jazz hands. So it's obvious. It's not just the message. It's the manner. I mean, compare a campus pro-Hamas rally to a turning point event.

On one hand, you have a misshapen mob. On the other, the cast of a hotter version of Melrose Place. Didn't the Dems once have some fun people? I mean, at least Bill Clinton looked like a good. time. He was an inspiration to men everywhere who focused on banging ugly chicks. Today's Dems are different. They can't find their footing in reality. And true, the right has their odd balls. But here's the difference. They're fun. You know, Marjorie, Bobert. They at least look like they'd get drunk and shoot BBs at fat kids.

And be honest. Getting locked. up by Christine Nome is a top 10 role-playing fantasy, as long as it's not at a kennel. Hey, fair and balanced. But the Dems, they seem so, what's the word for it? Ugly. And that's because the minded body are intertwined, and you can't be physically appealing if your mind is drowning and hate. Look at TDS sufferers before and after Trump. They're popular. Your hair, faces. Kathy Griffin alone can scare stripes off a zebra. That's the opportunity cost of trumped arrangement.

It drains all the energy, the humor, and joy from your life. That's why it's not a syndrome. It's an addiction. And what happens with an addict? They lose interest in everything but the drug. They stop bathing. They stop trying. The spouse leaves.

The bills don't get paid. The friends disappear. In short, you're Keith Olberman. The Dems are in desperate need of rehab. It's visible on their faces. They need help. But they need to ask for it first. Until then, all we can do is wait.

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