Gutfeld! Monologues - SPLC’s Hate-for-Profit Scheme

Episode Date: August 14, 2026

As seen on Gutfeld! Greg talks about the former SPLC executive being arrested on fraud charges. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

I guess you heard the news that Kill Meade canceled. Good evening, everyone. A father has broken the world record for fastest mile ran while pushing your baby in a stroller. Not to be outdone, a wife set the record for pushing her husband in one. Ice will be given gloves that produce electric shocks to deal with rioters. After hearing the news, Don Lemon claimed there's an illegal immigrant up his butt. Dallas, Fort Worth International Airport will install Islamic foot washes inside their restrooms. It's all part of a bigger plan to make al-Qaeda members feel fresh before a hijacking.

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Cynthia Nixon, was horrifying to her. Well, join the club, Rosie. And finally, the feds just busted one of the largest marriage fraud schemes in U.S. history, which involved over 1,000 sham Chinese marriages. Meanwhile, one man was upset that his marriage. marriage was legit. We'll be back with more Gutfeld. So back in April, we talked about the Southern Poverty Law Center case involving

alleged payments to white supremacist groups, which oddly was right about the same time Dana got a new Bentley. Well, now the feds have arrested Heidi Byrick. There she is. One of their big shots. Here she is a few years ago talking about her job. He is, you know, one of the worst things mankind has come up with. Well, I can have a direct impact.

on these movements. And just in the first year, I was there. We did some very good work. Myself and my colleagues exposing anti-immigrant networks in the United States, some of which are still functioning today. Right. Look, here's a tip. When you're pushing white supremacy, don't have it come from a fat cracker sculpted out of cream cheese. This lard ass is proof there's no such thing as white supremacy. Hell, it looks like someone shaved a polar bear. Anyway, she appeared in court this week, facing charges, including wire fraud, conspiracy to submit false statements to a federally insured bank, conspiracy to commit concealment and money laundering, not to mention impersonating a beluga whale.

Prosecutors allege that the SPLC secretly paid more than $1.2 million in donor money to an informant inside a white supremacist group. So finally, it's not just rappers who can get paid to say the N-word. Now these SPLC people spent years telling us they're the experts on hate groups. They were the self-appointed hall monitors of right-wing hate. They have maps, reports, lists, corporate donors writing them checks. But now it looks like they've been caught funneling money to the very people they claim to be fighting. Klan imperial wizards, neo-Nazis, even the organizers of the Charlottesville. rally. You know, the one that Biden based his whole reason for running on? That was a hate event,

but it was brought to you by an anti-hate group. It's like finding out that PETA's funding a dogfight ring or Greenpeace is now selling shark fin soup. The SPLC is not a hate group watchdog. It's a hate group investor. And I get it. Without hate, they're out of business. So they kept them on life support like Mitch McConnell's doctor. Gotta be fair. Now imagine if the right did this with an issue, like hate crimes against Jews. Can you imagine saying we're very concerned about anti-Semitism, so let's give Hassan Piker a million bucks. But when the SPLC does it, it's called an intelligence operation. That's their explanation that the people they paid were being paid for information.

But where were the efforts to act on this information? And how involved do you get with an informant before he stops being a source and becomes a booty call? Take Heidi. Prosecutors allege the informant she was overseeing wasn't just some random racist. Nope. She was his lover. You know, I wonder if he put his white sheet over her head when he banged her. She's a two-hutter. They shared a house, two bank accounts, and about 140 grand a donor money, which ended up in those joint bank accounts used for their personal living expenses. It's funny. The SPLC's sugar mama has a fetish for swastikas. So much so she pays $140,000 to get laid,

which was probably a bonus for not throwing up during sex. Makes you want to know how many other bogus operations they funded. They weren't just tracking the hate, you know. They were practically begging guys to hate minorities, far more than any black-eyed peas song. Come on, they're terrible. Their goal, keep the hate industry in business, which is what the Dem Party has been doing for the last 70 years,

creating problems where there are none, they're getting rich pretending to fix them. Listen ad-free with a Fox News podcast plus subscription on Apple Podcasts. And Amazon Prime members can listen to this show, ad-free on the Amazon Music app.