Gutfeld! Monologues - Staging A Fake Townhall

Episode Date: May 23, 2025

As seen on Gutfeld!, measles was possibly spread at a Shakira concert. Greg shares what was also spread at a Bruce Springsteen concert.  Also, more scandal from the new Biden book, “Original Sin”. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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that year was 2019. According to that new Biden book, his handlers staged a town hall and a gym, that went so badly, the campaign never released the footage. After seeing some of the leaked tape, we can see why. CNN's Paul Begala said the Biden cover-up won't hurt the Democrats' credibility. Another cover-up that won't hurt? A bag over Paul Begala's face.

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The charge? violating the local occupancy limit. Tragely, 16 officers were lost during her cavity search. All right. I know, it's funny. We'll be back with more Gutfeld. Did you know that at Chevron, you can fuel up on unbeatable mileage and savings? With Chevron rewards, you'll get 25 cents off per gallon on your next five visits.

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The footage was as unusable as an ejector seat on a helicopter. And so like Joe Biden's soul, the town hall never saw the light of day. It's the latest story from the tell-all on Joe's decline, written by people who helped bury it like a cat turd in a litter box.

But of course, the media is acting like they're the dupes. This week, the Washington Post editorial board actually published this headline, quote, Biden was too frail for his job. Voters should have been informed. Wow. If only, you know, there were a publication of some type that could execute that function.

I mean, they act like during the entire Biden presidency, they were working at Papa Johns. I don't know who's on that board, but they should be grateful their families didn't pull the plug during their five-year coma. Talk about lazy journalists. They must rotate their editors to prevent bed sores. Here's a quote from the article. It now seems Biden might have lacked the stamina and cognitive capacity the job demands and that his family and closest aides concealed this from the public.

Their decision to put personal loyalties ahead of their duty to the country must be reckoned with. Well, thanks a lot, Columbo. Next, you're going to tell us that Kamala likes a nightcap before breakfast. And might have. lacked the cognitive capacity? That's like saying Dana-Prina might lack the capacity to dunk.

But this is from the paper who claimed the evidence of Biden's mishaps were just cheap fakes. I'm going to thank God there was one reporter doing his job. Our stupid son of a bitch, Peter Ducey. President Biden is the oldest president in U.S. history.

Why does White House staff treat him like a baby? No one treats the president of the United States, the commander in chief. like a baby. How is President Biden ever going to convince the three-quarters of voters who are worried about his physical and mental health that he is okay, even though in Las Vegas he told a story about recently talking to a French president who died in 1996?

I'm not even going to go down that rabbit hole with you, sir. How is your memory, and can you continue as president? My memory is so bad I let you speak. Well, Peter fears nothing, except birds. You know, Peter, I appreciate A bird just landed on my head. What is going on? What was that about it?

What was that about? I did not like that at all. Some advice, Peter, don't wash your hair with worm scrub. But even as the media admits the cover-up was real, they do so with the caveat. Hey, we swear we were trying to tell the truth. No, they're trying to save their credibility and their careers. I might trust Jake Tapper a bit more if he ever conceded a point without trying to sell me a book. But how can you trust a media or a party that refuses to come clean?

This is a media who said Biden's babbling was a stutter when he couldn't get through a Q&A without looking DOA, while simultaneously heaping hate on the citizens of this country and falsely vilifying the man they voted for to the point where he was shot. Scott Adams makes this great point. the gaslighting over Biden's health was justified by their gaslighting that Trump was Hitler, which was entirely based on the tent pole of gaslighting the fine people hoax. It's all connected, it's all deliberate, and it's all false, because some even defended Joe after his terrible debate. Most House Dems who met with him never said a thing about his failing health.

So this is no longer about a party's popularity. It's about credibility and trust. There is no way the Dems can regain either until they own up to what they did. 2028 may be three plus years away, but the Biden coverup will take center stage. And unless a solid Democrat emerges who exposes the secret cabal that betrayed the country, the Republicans are sitting pretty. I mean, how can anybody ever trust a Democrat president if they aren't sure he's actually president? He might be a front or a cutout.

If they take to the debate stage in 2028 with the same old act, say hello to. to your next president, Mr. J.D. Vance, then Rubio, then Heggseth, and of course, then Gutfeld. I know. I knew that would happen. I'm such a prick tease. Or the Democrats could pull a Trump, call out their own party and tell the truth. Yeah. If my aunt had a dick, she'd be my uncle. That is an old saying, but it's even funnier today because the Dems actually believe it's true. Listen ad-free with a Fox News podcast plus subscription on Apple Podcasts, and Amazon Prime members can listen to this show ad-free on the Amazon Music app. Listen to the all-new Brett Bear podcast featuring Common Ground, in-depth talks with lawmakers from opposite sides of the aisle, along

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