Gutfeld! Monologues - “Stink-o De Mayo”

Episode Date: August 22, 2025

As seen on Gutfeld!, Trump rides along with DC police.  Also, how are democrats fighting deportation? Greg has wisecracks on the Dems' latest gimmick. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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So Donald Trump did a ride along earlier tonight with police and troops in Washington, D.C. Not to be outdone, Biden did the same thing in Delaware. And a huge victory for Trump. A court threw out a $500 million fraud judgment against him. New York AG, Letitia James, is pretty pissed off, saying she's not used to getting her suits thrown out, just let out. Because she's fat.

70,000 Cambodian monks have nominated Trump for the Nobel Peace Prize. But the White House asserts this has nothing to do with the newly opened Trump Monastery in Cambodia. Democrat Senator Amy Klobuchar says clips of her saying Sidney-Sweeney has perfect breasts are fake videos. But admitted she did say Governor Tim Waltz rocks a solid B cup. Now, there is also a deep fake of Amy saying Democrats were too fat to wear jeans and too ugly to go outside. But experts say it was easy to spot that fake because rarely does a Democrat tell the truth. Yeah, they're fat. They're fat and they're ugly.

Even their cute ones are ugly. You notice that? Yeah. Christy Noam says the border wall will be painted black, making it so hot. it's harder to climb. They're also going to add cameras. So now you'll be filmed while you climb something big and black. No wonder, I haven't even got to the punchline. No wonder Kim Kardashian just showed up. No, Greg, you had a bunch of old ladies who are like getting mountain boots on. pedophile in Louisiana has agreed to be castrated as part of a plea deal.

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So how are Democrats fighting Trump's deportations? Forget Cinco DiMaio. Here's Stinko de Mayo. Damn, man, so they gave us a fiesta. This happened in Boston where Dems trotted out a mariachi band to protest ice. It went on for eight grueling minutes before the band had to return to their day jobs, trimming Rashida Talib's face. Let's watch some more.

Wow. Wow. Now, now, now, isn't it slightly racist having a mariachi band represent immigrants. That's like introducing Boston Mayor Wu with dancing chopsticks and a man dressed as a fortune cookie. Here's what she said. Silence in the face of oppression is not an option. Stop attacking our cities to hide your administration's failures.

Unlike the Trump administration, Boston follows the law. And Boston will not back down from who we are and what we stand for. Boston will never back down from being a beacon of freedom and a home for everyone. Yeah, lady, have you ever been to an Irish bar in Boston? No, they're not exactly the model UN. I think it's still legal there to shoot someone wearing a New York Yankees hat. But stunts like these are why voters are fleeing Boston like men when Jerry Nadler enters the public restroom. Bostonians have bigger concerns than treating illegals like they're on a carnival cruise.

Concerns like cost of living, crime, jobs, and how to keep a boner while your girl talks dirty with a Boston accent. Haida, ha hada. I'm going to give letters to that. Oh, you're wicked good. Haida. Stop it. Outta. Between 2020 and 2024, Dems lost 2.1 million voters.

While the GOP gained 2.4, they lost ground in all 30 states that track voter registration. It's because voters see two choices, the party of law and order or violent chaos, of hot actresses or odd men in women's spaces. Seriously, would you rather see Sidney's Sweeney or Sidney's weenie? Now, Dems will point to polls that say deportations are unpopular. Of course they are. You're describing them as Gestapo-like kidnappings. If you reported them accurately, they'd be more popular than a bucket of dildos at a WNBA pro shop. Face it, the only poll that matters was on November 5th.

You don't have to listen to the brain dead media and deceptive Dems. They said Kamala was ahead, Trump was Hitler, Biden was as sharp as a chunk of Vermont cheddar. the media never pressed the dams on the number of illegals in their state if the left cared they'd identify the size of the problem first but for them open borders was the solution pad the senses gained the seats they filled a bucket not worrying how much water it could carry and they tried to top that bucket off before Biden kicked his now they're resisting federal law turning on ice agents one illegal even accused ice of abducted his wife. But turns out she was found dead after he was caught on camera dragging something from his home. And what's the left's reaction? Applating him for recycling? Tens of thousands of migrant children were lost under Biden and were the bad guy. Hell, they weren't even happy with dealing the worst first. But to arrest one illegal with 15 convictions and 38 arrests, you got to sift through the millions that the Dems let in. But they never cared who the worst

were. They conflated them with legals from the beginning. Hence, a mariachi band and not an MS-13 gang. To them, it's all the same. So screw Wu and all these sanctuary saps. Remember, they broke the system.

They don't get to tell us how to fix it. When O.J. offered to help look for Nicole's killer, we knew better than to accept the help. Which means it's time for Greg's amazing and utterly helpful and no less sexy analogy

now with 65% less body hair oh yeah you know a long time ago I was at this bar and my lady friend threw up all over the floor but the bar back had to come over and clean it up so I pulled out a C note and I gave it to him well I'll never forget the look on Geraldo's face when he took it but as he mopped up

mess, me and the drunk and broad, we didn't stand over him and say, oh, I think you missed his spot. Oh, look over there. But that's what's happening here. The Dems threw up all over America with their f*** up policies, and now they stand by and whine while we clean up their mess. No, you don't get a vote here. Trump was voted in. You were voted out. Americans made their decisions, so listening to you is a betrayal to them. Here he is. Welcome to the night's game. Listen ad-free with a Fox News podcast plus subscription on Apple Podcasts. And Amazon Prime members can listen to this show ad-free on the Amazon music app.

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