Gutfeld! Monologues - Strategic Ignorance

Episode Date: April 9, 2026

As seen on Gutfeld!, Trump has announced a ceasefire with Iran and the media's reaction is totally unhinged. Greg reveals the perfect way to respond to those with TDS always predicting the worst. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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free of charge. BetMGM operates pursuant to an operating agreement with Eye Gaming Ontario. I couldn't agree more. Good evening, everyone. So in order to rescue the American airmen who was shot down over Iran, the CIA used a new tool called ghost murmur, which can detect a heartbeat from miles away. In other words, if this guy gets lost, he's screwed.

The U.S. is pressured Iran into accepting a ceasefire, and everyone in America is asking the same thing. What will go down faster? The price of gas or this guy? Iran claims they achieved a historic victory over the United States. They also claim Jesse Waters' hair is 100% natural. As part of the ceasefire deal, Iran says the U.S. must pay compensation for damages. Good luck getting that without a Jewish lawyer.

According to recent reports, Iran's Supreme Leader is unconscious and unable to, to be involved in any decision making. Hmm, give him my number, said one woman. Minneapolis officials are considering lifting the ban on bathhouses that allow sex. Even better, you can bring the family. Chick-fil-A fired workers who posted a video of themselves shaking their boobs while in uniform. In their defense, the customers ordered a chocolate. shake.

What? You people. Two Arizona high school teachers are accused of sexual misconduct with the same teenage boy. We went to the boy for comment, but sadly, he'd been high five to death. You know it's true. Dory Spelling, you remember her, she's doing fine after a car accident. First responders reportedly said, oh no, she broke her face. the accident, until realizing it was already like that.

And finally, Kate Jackson, Jacqueline Smith, and Cheryl Ladd, reunited for the 50th anniversary of Charlie's Angels. Meanwhile, Seaworld also had a reunion. Thank you so much for that warm applause. We'll be back with more Gutfeld. So, President Trump announced a double-sided ceasefire. with Iran last night. Yeah, a double-sided ceasefire,

which begs the question, what the hell is a single-sided ceasefire? It sounds like something a speech therapist makes a brat with a lisp, say, 10 times, single-sided ceasefire at the seashore. So will this ceasefire hold? Maybe, maybe not. Let's be honest, this truce is as temporary

is my restraining order against Taylor Swift. Bitch won't leave me alone. But even a crappy ceasefire beats a civilization ending. Of course, you would know that from the media. Because when the ceasefire was announced, their story changed faster than Trey Gowdy's hairstyle. And all those yak and jackasses who called Trump a maniac for threatening destruction are now calling him a chicken

for hitting the pause button. Will there be some who call it taco? There will be some who will call it, you know, taco. Trump always chickens out, which is making way too light of it, but it is also a truth, which is that he makes giant threats that he does not follow through on. Donald Trump just caved backing down from his fake deadline. This did not happen because of Congress, which barely made a whimper.

This happened because of the force of the American people. It was the Taco Tuesday of all Taco Tuesdays as our president. decided not to drop the chalupa. Nobody even understands that joke. So first, these dope say war is bad, but now I guess peace is worse. One minute Trump's a homicidal, nuke-slinging maniac.

The next, he's Tim Waltz, deserting the fight. So what's that tell you? Could it be that they've learned nothing in the last decade and their hatred of Trump blinds them of any clear thinking? Or is that that, They pretend they've learned nothing. It's called strategic ignorance.

They pretended no less than one does to avoid accountability for their own dumb thoughts. You see this a lot, this deliberate failure to grasp the obvious. What do you mean by biological sex? What does woke even mean? Drag Queen's Story Hour? How is that sexual? And here it is again an obliviousness to Trump's style, which demands clarification from us, because we get it.

We know that Trump is a two-hour drive for an hour at the beach. Sure, there's too much traffic, the road's bumpy, and the AC's broken, but you bend to the beach, and it's pretty awesome. Sunshine, cold beer, free hyperdermic needles. But it's pointless to explain because the derangement filter still morphs reality towards one conclusion, Trump bad, even if it means contradicting themselves minutes later. Meanwhile, you and me, the people who sat back, hope for the best and had faith, we maintain consistency and, most important, our sanity.

Which brings us to the real question, what's the right response to the same old disingenuous, bad faith, BS? How about so? If you respond to every Trump panic with, so, you may, you'd be right and calm every time. Trump said, I'm going to post. So. Trump threatens annihilation. So.

Trump called the Ayatollah gay? So? Fact is, their existential predictions never materialize. So, why bother? Every time Trump's out of sight for two hours, they act like he's on life support. They continued their frenzied terror with tariffs snatching Maduro, bombing the drug boats, as if he hadn't proven them wrong with the same sequence over and over. He applies pressure using America's economic and military supremacy as leverage, and then

and lo and behold, the other side submits, at least for now. So despite whether this ceasefire holds, we know this. Iran's military is now as threatening as Adam Schiff in a tank top. There's no Navy, no Air Force, no political leadership, the missile stockpile, new capabilities done. Those are the deeds, none of which the whiners would undo. So instead, they focus on language. But as Trump has shown, his is the only language.

rogue nations understand. And if CNN or MS now don't, I got one word for you. So? Listen ad-free with a Fox News podcast plus subscription on Apple Podcasts. And Amazon Prime members can listen to this show, ad-free on the Amazon Music app.