Gutfeld! Monologues - Such An Old Fashioned Term, But A Beautiful Term: Groceries 

Episode Date: April 4, 2025

As seen on Gutfeld!, Greg comments on President Trump, and his beautiful description of groceries. Plus, Greg notes how the President's Liberation Day speech was filled with comedy if you looked a little closer.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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or read a five-minute summary of the book at economic principles.org. I know, I know, I know, I know. Yeah. Way do you see me without my shirt. Happy Thursday, everyone. Well, it's National Burrito Day, which means official. are telling the views audience to wear galoshes. The U.S. government has banned American personnel in China

from having sexual relationships with Chinese citizens because half an hour later, they're horny again. Oh, Rachel's wants to say. You people make me sick. But no sex with Chinese citizens? Well, guess who just canceled his trip to Beijing? According to a new book, Obama didn't want Kamala to run for president and actually work to undermine her. Perhaps he wanted to remain the nation's first black female president.

I think that was a typo. Covered my ass. A female fencer was disqualified after taking a knee instead of competing against a trans-identified male. It was an act of bravery, especially since kneeling, put her dangerously close to her opponent's penis. After all, she came there for a sword fight, not a sword fight. A Utah man did 10,001 pull-ups in 24 hours. One for each of his wives. We love our Mormon.

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briefcase for crack. And finally, porn star Bonnie Blue says she wants to have 2,000 men enter her in 24 hours. I know. Breaking the previous record held by Home Depot. Dirty set-up, clean punchline. All right, so Trump proclaimed April 2nd Liberation Day when global tariffs went into

effect, which makes me wonder, has our country and its taxpayers gotten ripped off for more than 50 years? Our country and its taxpayers have been ripped off for more than 50 years, but it is not going to happen anymore. It's not going to happen. Trump calls them reciprocal tariffs. But Mr. President, what does that mean? Reciprocal, that means they do it to us and we do it to them.

Very simple. It can't get any simpler than that. Again, reciprocal back and forth, back and forth. Back and forth. Back and forth. Kind of like how you return a beached whale to the ocean. And what about that old-fashioned term, groceries? An old-fashioned term that we use groceries.

I used it on the campaign. It's such an old-fashioned term, but a beautiful term, groceries. It sort of says a bag with different things in it. Yeah, it's a bag with different things in it. That's how they describe Joy Behar's cat scan. Oh, but look, Trump knows what he's doing because he runs successful businesses before, unlike the current Dems, who want to tell you how to run your life but show no evidence of how well they've run theirs. Have any of them ever accomplished anything before politics?

No, it's degree, degree law school activist ran over a teenager drunk. It's the Democrat career path. The power comes first, then the money. That's how you get a first lady who insists you call her doctor. but her won patience spent on life support for a decade. Yeah. Remember our last president

who spent his entire professional life in government? He doesn't. We'll be back with more Gutfeld. Flying first class with Alaska Airlines isn't just about getting there. It's about enjoying the journey. Stretch out with industry, leg room, sink into an adjustable headrest, and cozy up with a custom filsome blanket on long

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what normal people call unemployable. Yeah, now he's got home. in D.C., Hawaii, Martha's Vineyard with a basketball court for Barack and a wait room for Michelle. Go back further, what did Bill Clinton actually do before government, you know, besides a few dozen hookers and countless lines of Coke? Chuck Schumer, the only thing Chuck did besides government is create new ways to kill Batman. Bernie Sanders, the guy lived in a commune before being booted for hoarding soup. There's Cory Booker, whose greatest achievement is going a day straight without peeing. Well, at least he did something straight.

What? I don't get it. AOC tended bar before politics, where the most popular order was, turn up the TV and stop talking. Before becoming Cardi B with a head injury, Jasmine Crockett was an ambulance chaser. She was an ambulance chaser doing pro bonal work for BLM. And trust me, BLM overpaid.

Now look at the Trump machine, filled with people who did great things first, then public service. Our current press built half the Manhattan skyline. And without those buildings, where could the left protest? Then we got the world's richest guy who also rescues astronauts and help the paralyzed walk. and other stuff that I do on the weekends. He's even tackling the decline in the world's population, one hot chick at a time. Pete Higgseth, career military, multiple deployments,

Fox and Friends host, which some say is worse than two tours in Iraq. There's Howard Lutnik, Scott Bessent, Vivek. They were all about accomplishments first and service later. See, successful people realize that life is allowed, with two steps. Level one, you figure out your life first. Level two, then you help others. The Dems reverse that. Level one, solve the world's problems from a position of inexperience. Level two, get rich off your phony status. Meaning their first level of sacrifice

is really just self-serving. You can exploit being a community organizer, but not developing real estate. It's why this idiot became mayor of L.A., but not this guy. Under Bass, L.A. burned to the ground and since then has issued only four permits to build, rebuild homes. Meanwhile, Rick Caruso, a real estate tycoon, has already launched a new group aimed at expediting the city's rebuild. You can't get a better contrast. It's like a swimsuit contest between Rosie O'Connell, not Donald, and a chick. This is why you have to fix your world before you fix the outside world. It's no surprise that leftist activists have awful personal lives.

They perform globally, but ignore locally. Oh, let's clean the planet, everyone. I'll shower next week. It would be funny if we weren't at their mercy. The more they try to fix the world, the worse our world gets. That's their only path to equality, making everybody as miserable as they are. Listen ad-free with a Fox News podcast plus subscription on Apple Podcasts. And Amazon Prime members can listen to this show ad-free on the Amazon Music app.

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