Gutfeld! Monologues - Take Your Kids To Work Day!

Episode Date: April 25, 2025

As seen on Gutfeld!, Greg jokes about how he greatly misunderstood the meaning of Take Your Kids To Work Day. Plus, Greg discusses the media coverage of the now-infamous 'Maryland Dad' that was deported to El Salvador. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Enough. It's nice to hear applause from people who are clothed. Happy Thursday, everyone. So today was take your kids to work day, which I admit I misunderstood. I didn't know it had to be my kid. Well, back to the wallet factory. Mourners, mourners are being slammed for taking selfies with the corpse of Pope Francis. But you can't blame them.

People have been taking selfies with the dead for years. Fears are growing that a serial kill. is lurking in New England after a number of dead bodies have turned up. Police sketch artists have released this drawing of a person of interest. Wow, he's good at that. On a new podcast, Michelle Obama ripped the notion that black women are angry. Well, if that's what Michelle said, then I totally agree with her, said one man. That is not doctored at all.

China's plans for a lunar base include the construction of a nuclear power plant on the moon's surface. Chinese scientists say it will look like this. Far left progressives Bernie Sanders and AOC have been traveling on a $15,000 an hour private jet to attend campaign events denouncing the ultra wealthy. Wow. That's like Dylan Mulvaney speaking out at a don't. cut your dick off conference. Bad analogy tracks. And finally, according to the New York Post,

a woman is furious when after receiving a Brazilian wax, she was charged extra due to the size of the area. Oh, my gosh. It makes you wonder, who do they find to measure that? All right. According to news busters, from April 1st to the 23rd, ABC, CBS, and NBC devoted 143 minutes to the Maryland dad. Yeah, the dirtbag's face was on those networks more than William Devane is on ours.

Meanwhile, during that same time period, another illegal immigrant case, the trial and conviction of the murderer of Rachel Moran, got only 12 seconds. of coverage, 12 seconds. That's enough to make love to Jesse Waters. Twice. But yeah, when it came to choosing to cover the alleged gang member getting deported or an innocent woman's killer going down for murder, the network's made the choice, and it wasn't even close. More evidence, the media hates Americans more than I hate high shelves. Here's that 12 seconds of Rachel Morin's case. Late today, the White House highlighting the story of Patty Morin, whose daughter

Rachel was killed by an undocumented immigrant. These are the kind of criminals. President Trump wants to remove from our country. Other than that, Rachel's mom calling out Senator Van Hollen in front of the White House press court didn't get picked up by the networks. Instead,

they salivated over Van Hollen's jaunt El Salvador to push the sympathy card for Garcia. The Maryland man, who was wrongfully deported El Salvador. That remarkable image, Kilmara Brago Garcia, seated across from Maryland Democratic Senator Chris Van Hollen. Garcia's wife says her family's prayers have been answered

because she now knows that her husband is alive, but she says they still have so many questions, hopes, and fears. Oh, I bet. So now you start to see how the news plants the seed of a lie, which then gets picked up by their peers, and bam, you have the dominating narrative. The media machine feeds itself like Joy Behar, sleepwalking to the fridge.

And it's a self-fulfilling snowball. It's like when I tell everyone to look at Jesse's bald spot and the stress makes him lose his hair. That's how they turned a probable gang member and human trafficker into the victim. Meanwhile, we get new info proving otherwise, but it's not coming from the media. On Wednesday, Homeland Security confirmed

he was driving a convicted human smuggler's car when he was caught transporting a group of men on a Tennessee highway in 2022. But hey, maybe they were in a Mexican boy band headed to Nashville, you know, named Juan Direction. Still, the media sticks to their Maryland dad bullshit like gum and Rashida Taleb's mustache. NPR describes him living quietly in Maryland.

Yeah, John Wayne Gasey was just a friendly clown, which reveals that the media isn't just a narrative generator, it's a trash can. It's not like they're going out to get a story. They treat the news the way Hunter treated hookers. He didn't pick them up on the street. He had it delivered. Aside from Fox, the media never went to the border where the story began. They never tried to find out who these illegals were. Instead, their coverage is just one big lie of omission.

Left out are the fake asylum claims, the NGOs human trafficking with our tax dollars and mass release of criminals into our country. Then comes the false framing. I mean, when was the last time they called Elon Musk a Texas dad? We'll be back with more Gutfeld. This episode is brought to you by Amazon Prime. From streaming to shopping, Prime helps you get more out of your passion. So whether you're a fan of true crime or prefer a nail-biting novel from time to time

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And now the Dems say you have to have due process for all 12 million illegals. But where were the courts when Biden did. ignored the law and let him in. Deporting illegal immigrants is an administrative issue, not a legal one. No one is arguing that Garcia and millions of others aren't here illegally. The goal is to tie up the courts with tens of millions of illegals. It's a stall tactic, like when I pretend to be on the phone when Kilmead enters the elevator. So aren't there 86 Democrat congressmen who are lawyers? Why not make them do it? We can make a show out of it. Call it deport court. Oh, thank you. It's okay. I don't need it.

The bottom line, this is about criminals gaming our asylum system, aided and abetted by the left, who taught illegals how to falsify their backstories. Trump's just trying to fix this by deporting them to their country of origin. Dems paint that as some kind of punishment, but it's not. There is no deprivation of property or liberty when you're not entitled to be here. And Americans get that, which is why deep down Democrats worry that this issue, much like those tattoos on every gangbanger, is going to leave a mark. Maybe that's what the Dems in the media should do next. Going to El Salvador, it's just not enough.

I won't believe they really care until they all get a tear-drop tattoo on their faces. It can mark the death of their party. Let's listen ad free with a Fox News podcast, plus subscription on Apple Podcasts. And Amazon Prime members can listen to this show ad free on the Amazon music app. It's the Will Kane Show. Watch it live at noon Eastern,

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