Gutfeld! Monologues - Texting With Epstein

Episode Date: November 22, 2025

As seen on Gutfeld! The View says Trump was involved with Jeffrey Epstein and Greg has some thoughts. Greg says Democrats should be careful what they wish for, since the Epstein files will take down many Democrats, like Stacy Plaskett, who was caught texting with Epstein. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Yes. Right. How many more things do we have to see before people believe that he was involved in a day and he. So Trump's mentioned over a thousand times. But he could have been mentioned by anyone under any circumstance. You know, I bet Joy's emails contain a thousand mentions of quarter-pounders. But that doesn't mean she's banging Ronald McDonald.

Hamburgerger. Yeah, I was thinking a hamburger. And I'm sure if you look at all the views emails, you'll find thousands of Trump mentions too. Does that mean Trump paid joy or whoopee for sex? If that were true, he would have leaned in. into the bullet in Butler, Pennsylvania. But that whole exchange illustrates a good point when assessing all this Epstein crap.

Now that Trump signed off on releasing the files, be careful what you wish for. Like a mechanical bull in a bar, the story's tossing Democrats off left and right. Stacey Plaskin, Bill Clinton, Larry Summers, Hakeem Jeffries. But Trump, he's not writing the bull. feels like he's operating it,

which is what he ends up doing with about everything. So you shouldn't let the whirlwind of what-ifs overshadow the what-is. Like the Stacey Plaskett scandal. If we're the only one, it would be enough. The Democrat congresswoman from the U.S. Virgin Islands was caught texting with Epstein during a congressional hearing in 2019.

Turns out she also worked for Epstein's lawyer and received money from him after his conviction. So if you've ever wondered, how was Epstein able to run? a sex trafficking ring for years without anyone stopping it? It's because he knew which palms to Greece. The entire story is about that

kind of collusion, which allowed him to not only abuse countless women, but to maintain its secrecy. So Stacey's story is at the heart of corruption, where midwit politicians help and get help from the very people they claim to they know nothing about. Here's Plaskett

absurdly justifying the whole exchange. But like many constituents, individuals, get your phone number. They text you about issues. They speak with you. I have spoken with him about issues that are relevant, things that are going on in the Virgin Islands, and elsewhere around the country. Right. But on that day that we're talking about, you initiated the text exchange at 7.55 in the morning. So why were you even texting with Epstein at the time? He was a known sex offender then. Sure. You know, I explained to people, I've been a prosecutor for many years.

and there are a lot of people who have information that are not your friends that you use to get information for to get at the truth. Hmm, I think we just did. Yeah, Epstein was a constituent, and Dylan Mulvaney was a milf. So that's a big deal, and we should probably get to the bottom of it. But here's the other reason we should slow down with all this. The vote to release the files mandates that the DOJ turns over, quote, unclassified records, documents, communications, and investigative materials, and all classified

info to the maximum extent possible. In other words, key documents could stay confidential. So maybe lower our expectations. Remember the JFK files, the UFO crap, just titillation followed by evaporation. Because we never get the whole truth. It's like the government treats us like little kids, shielding us from reality. Like your mom not telling you that the shopping mall Santa you just sat on was actually down-and-out MC Hammer. But we're learning stuff anyway about life behind the curtain.

It reminds me of those grade school field trips where you go to a local factory to see how stuff's made. It's that way with the Epstein story. We've gone behind the scenes to see how powerful elites operate. Is this what they do for fun? Was it common? What's that table for? Why are there restraints on the walls?

And why does the guy in leather chaps look a lot like Larry Kudla? So we're now seeing how a certain segment of society operates. And it explains how untethered elites use their wealth to satisfy their sexual appetites. So maybe it's not some random scandal. Instead, it's a roadmap. And Democrats might not be ready for where it leads. Listen, ad free. with a Fox News podcast plus subscription on Apple Podcasts.

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