Gutfeld! Monologues - The A.I. Watchdog Problem

Episode Date: September 18, 2026

As seen on Gutfeld! Greg talks about how the A.I. hysteria is heating up. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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And get this. dog's favorite sexual position was people style. I'll be not going to do that joke again. We'll be back with more Gutfeld. All right, so AI is hysteria, is heating up faster than the deep friar in Chris Christie's bedroom. And now the Anthropic CEO has proposed an outside watchdog to monitor AI. And surprise, it's a bunch of globalists who believe in open borders and genderless. pronouns. Right there, you know they can't be trusted because borders and biology are the

easiest tests of whether somebody has a grasp on reality. If you can't figure out where a country ends or what a woman is, why would I trust you to help control the most powerful technology ever made? It's like putting a flat earther in charge of the compass. Now, I know what some of you are thinking. Why does my wife's baby look just like Greg? But also, what does it? What does a What does immigration or gender have to do with AI? Well, everything. The issue is whether they can separate facts from ideology. And if they can't, AI is going to be nothing more than a woke appliance, where politics becomes part of the safety system, the way the politics of a Kami professor becomes part of his lesson plan. A political disagreement becomes misinformation. Then it becomes dangerous. Then it becomes a threat to public health. And eventually, you not AI becomes the real safety problem. It's the same playbook they've been using in academia and legacy media for decades. And we saw it during COVID. We're not wearing a mask made you a murderer, which is why if you're going to give somebody access to the most powerful technology on Earth,

it should be people whose first instinct is reality, not ideology. Imagine a chatbot that refuses to answer your question because it doesn't like your logic behind it. You ask it, what is a woman, and it sends you this? But if you're concerned about AI, it's the humans, not the device you should worry about. It's funny that the guys who claim they're building the greatest tech ever also add that it just might destroy the world. But that's not a contradiction. It's a flex. The scary threat actually bolsters their reputation.

The warnings are designed for you to look at AI as something greater than it is, which benefits the people who work there. because they're the gatekeepers. It's like your plumber wanting to charge you more by telling you that your toilet could wake up one night and kill you. As AI improves, it actually becomes easier to deal with. People like to analogize AI with human behavior, so let's do it now.

I have a baby, and she gets easier to take care of as she grows. Why? Well, she starts understanding rules, patterns, and incentives. Unless, of course, she becomes a little. leftist, then the whole thing goes to hell. But as we improve AI, it only gets safer. And unlike an offspring, it won't trade your signed Mickey Mantle baseball for a bag of weed. However, there are consequences for constantly screaming that the sky's falling, climate change, nuclear power hysteria, Y2K, we've all paid a huge price for heating every doomsday scenario.

Hell, all that panic about monkey pox? Turns out you can't get it if you already had it. But let's not forget the politics. Bernie Sanders, he's anti-AI, but if he were president, he'd embrace it. But he's not so he doesn't have to. He's not the adult in the room. It's why he can call for a shutdown. But these idiots pretend it's like a caution flag after a crash in auto racing.

All the drivers slow down and overtaking his band. But such maneuvers operate with oversight. Everyone in the arena, the stadium, they can see it. That's something you can't do with China or Russia. The bottom line, without humans, AI is merely a tool, much like the morons who won't stop talking about it. Listen ad-free with a Fox News podcast plus subscription on Apple Podcasts. And Amazon Prime members can listen to this show,

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