Gutfeld! Monologues - The Biden Book Reviews Are In

Episode Date: May 21, 2025

As seen on Gutfeld!, Jello shots for kindergarteners? Plus, the Biden book, “Original Sin”, has been released and the reviews are in. Greg shares his candid thoughts.   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Tucker Carlson said Ray Dalio is one of the world's smartest investors, but more important, he's likely the wisest. Make yourself read this book. That book is how countries go broke, the big cycle. In it, Dalio explains the mechanics behind big debt cycles, and what they mean for countries with big and increasing debts like the U.S. and what you should do to protect yourself. You can find it wherever books are sold,

or read a five-minute summary of the book at economic principles.org. All right, all right. All right. Looks like I won't be sleeping alone tonight. Happy Tuesday, everyone. A former Clinton administration staffer claims that Hillary was so detested that she was known as a Nazi school marm. I think we have a shot of the staffer here.

Meanwhile, administrators in Pennsylvania are investigating how a kindergartner was able to hand out jello shots to his classmates. The outraged principal saying, we don't tolerate that kind of behavior here at Kamala Harris Elementary School. A high school female track star posed on the first place podium after finishing. second to a trans athlete. Yeah. Yeah.

You can tell she's a real girl because she's bad at math. A sexist would say. I tricked all of you. Former FBI director James Comey denied calling for the assassination of Trump and claims he's, quote, just a grandfather who likes wearing sweaters, jeans and going for nice walks on the beach. Well, somebody's auditioning for the Golden Bachelor. Several states are taking action against lab-grown meat.

At least one state, though, has made it legal for lab-grown meat to have its own show. I call them LGM. The Department of Homeland Security conducted its first self-deport operation dubbed Project Homecoming, since the name Operation F. Off was already taken. And finally, when Sean Diddy Combs surrendered to federal agents last year, they found baby oil, lubricant, ketamine, MDMA, Clonopin, and $9,000 in cash in his hotel room. In his defense, he says he was just holding it for this man. Brick Bear, everybody.

But I love me some, I love me some Brett Bear. Thank you, Brett. We'll be back with more Gutfeld. This episode is brought to you by Amazon Prime. From streaming to shopping, Prime helps you get more out of your passions. So whether you're a fan of true crime or prefer a nail-biting novel from time to time, with services like Prime Video, Amazon music, and fast-free delivery, Prime makes it easy to get more out of whatever you're into.

or getting into. Visit Amazon.com slash prime to learn more. All right, so the Biden book, Original Sin is finally out, and so are the reviews. According to Politico, it describes Biden as a, quote, ailing, geriatric leader

surrounded by mendacious aids. While the Washington Post details an elderly egotistical president shielded from reality by a slavish coterie of loyalists. Never said that. word before. So ailing, mendacious, egotistical, and that's from media outlets that spent four

years smooching Biden's wrinkly ass. They were so far up his butt. I'm surprised they didn't diagnose the cancer. Thank you. Enough. But does this book tell the whole story? Because even as the media is just now admitting this scandal was real, we know they're complicit. They took their own sweet time addressing the greatest fraud in presidential history, waiting till now, of course, to spill the beans. Oh, sure, the media could have made an honest mistake, like when they said Hunter's laptop was fake, or the fine people hoax was real, or that Tim Walts has a penis. But what if the Biden cover-up was by design, orchestrated to protect not the president, but to enable a radical agenda. Anyone could tell Joe was feeble. But what if Biden's decline wasn't caused by

disability, but by debility, meaning he was purposely kept exhausted, confused, and miserable, like an overnight shift worker or Fox and Friends viewer? He was unfit, but it wasn't treated, it was welcomed. Speeches, events, and overseas trips took their toll on Biden. He became unable to function while his staff controlled his schedule to protect him. Or so we thought. They could have easily told the world, hey, this guy's no longer the man he used to be. Let's practice what we preach. Country over party. Instead, they treated him like Colonel Tom Parker treated Elvis. Kept him full of meds and continued to push him out in front of live audiences and bright lights. The only difference being when Elvis forgot the words to hound dog, it didn't

endanger the lives of everybody in the audience. Letting Joe fade was the perfect crime, because his condition made him docile. It's like when you exhaust your dog with a long walk before you have guests over. I don't want Gus humping Dana Perino's leg. Or for that matter, vice versa. So the story isn't just the cover up of Joe's incapacity. It's why. And yes, they didn't want America to know they pulled a giant horrible prank on them in 2020.

and they also didn't want to get massacred in 2024. But the fact is, a debilitated Biden was an ideal Biden. An enfeebled boss meant the underlings could do exactly what they wanted. I'm certain that's why my staffers insist I eat an entire turkey for dinner and then make me watch special report. But it solves the paradox of the last four years. How did a candidate promoted as a reasonable centrist end up as the most radically progressive, president in history. The one who let our border dissolve, crime explode, and men invade

women's spaces. It's simple. His debility was not a bug in the system. It was the system. An absent president meant others had control of the reins. And the signs are there, like the absurd number of people granted clemency or the orgy of autopened EOs. What, you think they nailed gun the auto pen to Joe's hand while he was out like a light dreaming of corn pop and cannibals? So now they want to talk about Biden's health? Sorry, the jig is up. They can't pretend they're compassionate caregivers

protecting a fragile leader when we now know how the policies under Joe were anything but feeble. Biden was a mess, but the policies were a coherent wish list for the woke. The freaks running the show knew exactly what they were doing. Sure, their decisions were horrible and destructive,

but they were also deliberate and no product of dementia. which makes it way worse than criminal, it's treason. They exploited an unhealthy, elderly man, and we can't let them get away with it. So, yeah, it's tragic, Joe, has cancer, but the people who propped them up for four years, they are a cancer. And it's time they got the treatment they deserve. Let's welcome tonight's guests.

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