Gutfeld! Monologues - The Biden Cover-Up

Episode Date: May 24, 2025

As seen on Gutfeld!, Biden was diagnosed with having stage 4 cancer. Greg also shares what Tim Walz was diagnosed with. Plus, Greg says the Democrats might need a rebranding after they destroyed their own credibility by covering up Biden's cognitive decline. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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or read a five-minute summary of the book at economic principles.org. Thank you. Thank you. All right. Thank you. All right. Now picture me with clothes on. It's Friday, so you know what that means.

Let's welcome tonight's guest. He began selling razors after his comedy got dull. Host of the David Angelou show on YouTube and founder of the Western Razor Company, David Angelou. Her favorite philosopher is Leonard Skinner. Fox Business Anchor taken McDowell. On Arms Day, he goes to the gym. And on Legs Day, he goes to Jiffy Loob. Fox's contributor, Johnny Joey Joe.

And she covered the NFL, but now gives liberals hell. Host a Michelle Tovoyant podcast. Michelle Tovoy. I'm already tired. All right, before we get to some news stories, let's do this. Greg's Leftovers. It's Leftovers. Where I read the jokes we didn't use this.

this week. And as always, it's my first time reading them. So if they suck, we'll remove tariffs on human kidneys and send Joe Mackey to Haiti. As you know, Joe Biden shared the news this week that he's been diagnosed with having stage four cancer. Not to be outdone, Tim Waltz has announced he's been diagnosed with stage four menstrual cramps. Wisconsin judge Hannah Dugan has been indicted for helping. an illegal evade immigration agents. She pleaded not guilty to the charges, but also no contest

to impersonating Chris Farley. Thank you. LeBron James is getting an honorary doctor degree from Ohio State University. Just what America needs. Another fake doctor. On a recent podcast,

Michelle Obama, said that, quote, people line up for her advice. Well, that's because they mistake her for Montel Williams. Kamala Harris recently told a crowd in Orange County that I'm not going anywhere. That's because she was too drunk to drive. There's a debate on whether it's better to shower in the morning or shower at night. Hmm. What's a shower?

asked one man. He showers and his feet never get wet. Kathy Hokel issued an apology for a boarding school's past treatment towards Native Americans. Apology accepted, said one woman. WNBA star, Kaelin Clark had another confrontation with an opponent,

Thursday night. But honestly, if I wanted to see women fight, I'd throw my underwear at the groupies outside my balcony. As the trial for Sean Diddy Combs continues, actor Jamie Fox claimed that whenever he was at one of Combs parties, he was always out by nine. Out by nine, what? Inches? Kim Kardashian has finally earned her law degree after six years. years. Well, there's nothing that she loves more than a hung jury. According to a new study,

boredom is actually good for us. Well, you're welcome, said one man. In Europe, guests are paying big money to sleep at a zoo so they can wake up next to the elephants. Meanwhile, in New York, you can do it for free. When all else fails.

A Border Patrol traffic stop in Texas led to the discovery of 13 illegal aliens concealed inside a truck carrying hay. Amazingly, none of them could make bail. You know, A 24-year-old Venezuelan migrant pretended to be 16 so he could join a soccer team. Wow. So he's illegal and gay.

According to the New York Times, Bill Belichick used to make his girlfriend, Jordan Hudson, wear red pants, so he could spot her in the crowd. No wonder he kept trying to have. sex with Travis Kelsey. Registration is now open for a clothing optional 5K race in South Carolina. It starts in Charleston and ends at Larry Cudlow's house. Johnny Depp's ex, Amber Hurd, announced that she gave birth to twins. Yeah, that's something you never hear about. Amber Hurd dropping a deuce.

Thank you. And finally, I bet you're glad to hear those words. Hillary Clinton said we should import illegals to keep America's population up. Well, bring on the mamacitas, said one man. All right. Thank you. They weren't all winners, but hey. We'll be back with more Gutfeld. Did you know that at Chevron, you can tell you.

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But when you're too weak to operate a Sharpie, you're past due for the 25th Amendment. You're ready for the glue factory. So who actually signed all that stuff, including all those pardons? At least with Trump, we know he's the one signing everything that goes out in his name. It reminds everybody that the last guy wasn't even in the room, unless that room had an oxygen tent and a heart monitor. As James Comer puts it, the cover-up of Biden's obvious mental decline is a historic scandal. The American people deserve to know when this decline began, how far it progressed, and who was making critical decisions on his behalf. But it's

not just Republicans saying this. As former Minnesota Congressman Dean Phillips writes, constant lying and gaslighting the public about Biden's health has caused the Democratic Party the public's trust. Rebuilding it first requires the courage and honesty to admit to what happened. Well, credit to Phillips for being one of the first Dems to say, hey, maybe running this drooling zombie isn't a great idea. But like when women are talking, no one wanted to hear it.

Okay. Okay. Remember, Dean Phillips is the guy, who tried to run against Joe, but was shoved aside by his party for daring to speak up. But he's right. His party needs to come clean. But what they also need is a full rebrand, maybe even change their name. It worked when Philip Morris became Altria, and their product killed more people than Fauci in the Clintons combined.

ValueJet became Air Tran after their planes became as safe as a Cosmo from Bill Cosby. Then there's Randolph Weinstein, who later became Randy Weingarten. Point is, the Dem's public image could use a name with better future prospects, like Dems are us. Or Demron. Or Dembuster video. Or they could just call themselves Fox and Friends. You know, to keep them. Expectations low.

Shut up. Then again, a name doesn't matter without credibility and trust. Then it's just like throwing a fresh coat of paint on Jimmy Kimmel. Even DC society elites are chiming in with Sally Quinn calling Biden unpatriotic for clinging to power when he was constitutionally unfit. Of course, it's not speaking truth to power. when the target is already out of power. Hell, since 2020, we've told you Biden's presidency would be a stain on history

as well as the Oval Office rugs. But when we said Biden was a mess, they called us cruel. So now that the truth can't be covered up anymore, they're pretending it's their idea or claiming they were the ones who were duped. Nope, even as they told us Joe's sharpest attack, They knew he had one foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel.

The Dems are... And rightly so. And here's why. Can they actually say what they are? When they couldn't correctly identify a woman, a gangbanger, or who's actually running the country? Their entire persona is a front, a cutout, a man in a... address claiming to be your date. But the Dems have one thing going for them. The corruption is so vast, where do you even start? We're talking years of bad decisions based on identity theft

and a media that will bury this because they're the accomplices. And so this investigation demands as much attention as a war crimes tribunal. We need a public trial. And not just for us, it's for them. Because if the Dems ever want to have a future, they're going to have to pay for their past. Here we are. Listen ad-free with a Fox News podcast plus subscription on Apple Podcasts. And Amazon Prime members can listen to this show ad-free on the Amazon music app. I'm Janice Dean.

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