Gutfeld! Monologues - The Biden Presidency Ends With A Whimper

Episode Date: January 16, 2025

As seen on Gutfeld!, Greg notes how President-elect Trump is already reshaping much of the global international order. Plus, he pokes fun at President Biden's mumbling farewell address.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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What? I don't get it. All right. Starting January 20th, we're about to see a radical change. Let's call it the return of common sense. It's quite a departure from a woke, interns signing pardons for a chief executive who can't remember if he's giving a eulogy or climbing into the box. We're actually going to have decisions designed for the real world. America first instead of America sucks. Yes, with Trump imminent, common sense is on the march. Start with the glut

of companies who've now rolled back their DEI policies. McDonald's, Walmart, John Deere, Harley-Davidson, Lowe's, meta. So that giant sucking sound you hear? No, it's not Kamala on a job interview. What? She's, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. She's not good at job interviews. Weird.

That sound is thousands of DEI consultants, woke content checkers, and HR quota cops polishing up their resumes and seeing their plans for a lakehouse go up in smoke or rather down the drain. Either way, that's the true Trump effect, a wave of practical thinking that's driving the elites insane. Take Starbucks, for instance. They just announced that if you want to use their restrooms, you got to buy something other than time. In other words, if you want to take a dump and then shoot up, do that where you're supposed to on the subway. Now, you can't walk 10 feet in America without bumping into a Starbucks. These joints have become like America's public square. So this policy

shift is a tell. It's like a blood test whose results give you the American mood. And that mood is enough of this indulgent childish detour the nation has taken and back to the hard reality of things that actually work for society's benefit. You'll even see it in Trump's foreign policy. Take Greenland. Trump would like to. He's not alone. This week, House GOP members introduced a bill that would authorize Trump to negotiate with Denmark to acquire Greenland. And the Danish government are reportedly open to discuss boosting U.S. military presence there. Hell, one poll found a majority of Greenlanders approving to become part of the U.S. Here's a few of them right now.

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they're faced with reason and logic. For some people, it's the size of Greenland. So why focus on Greenland, on Canada, on the Panamaac anal? Thank you.

Thank you. Your fault. Back to the monologue. But it's simple. Shipping, prices. Trump has vowed to bring down inflation, and he knows that the cost of moving goods in an age of global trade

has the greatest impact on the prices Americans pay. Can you imagine Biden and Kamala knowing something like that? I guess it's not price gouging after all, you dumbasses. But what Trump is really doing is creating leverage, something the last president needed to get himself out of bed. But it's leverage to ensure that as new shipping lanes open up in the Arctic, America isn't literally left out in the cold, while Russia and China assert themselves up north and south too in the Panama. In other words, these are policies that might actually benefit the American economy. These aren't the fever dreams of a non-binary furry, whose pronouns are doggy in style.

And people who know the global economy get this. So what about those evil tariffs? Listen to J.P. Morgan's CEO, Jamie Diamond, school Leslie Stahl on Trump's tariffs. But what about advice to him on some of the policies that he's threatening to do that could hurt the economy? For instance, tariffs. I have not spoken about tariffs. I think you should be the art of the deal. You know, he's a negotiator.

He lays out some very tough things, and sometimes it works. We have to worry more about national security, resiliency, diversified supply chains, and we didn't. Tariffs are every way, every tool, properly used that can help get some of those issues resolved. You think it is a legitimate negotiating tool. Absolutely. Also, you're a tool. Put that in your stall, Leslie. So you need more proof that.

Common Sense is returning. The owner of the LA Times just admitted his paper's endorsement of Karen Bass for mayor was an error. Wow, you think? That's a gutsy take. Next, he'll say it was a mistake to smoke cigarettes on the Hindenburg. So it seems common sense is spreading faster than crabs at Larry Cudlow's seafood bonanza. The backlash is backed off. Bottom line, January 20th is really going to be about the return of the adults. So enjoy your playtime, kiddos. In six days, recess is over. Listen ad-free with a Fox News podcast plus subscription on Apple Podcasts.

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