Gutfeld! Monologues - The Blackout From Abroad

Episode Date: October 25, 2025

As seen on Gutfeld!, Greg has some thoughts about Rosie O'Donnell calling for an economic boycott on Trump during the holiday season, even though she lives in Ireland. Greg says this is a perfect example of leftists allowing politics to consume their entire lives, unlike normal people who have priorities above politics. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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with symptoms including confusion, drooling, and loss of coordination. A second case? Finally, you're not alone, Joe. Got one. I saw that one coming. To protest Donald Trump, Rosie O'Donnell has called for workers. Slow down, people.

Not even let me read the jokes. This is why we don't have any more free barred. Yes. Anyway, she's telling, part of this protest, she's telling workers to refuse to show up to their jobs. So far, the only one willing to cooperate is Rosie's gynecologist. A new report says Joe Biden's Secret Service had an obese female agent who failed fitness tests and moonlighted as a plus-size model.

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for the largest economic blackout in American history to protest Donald Trump. It's convenient for her,

Ozempic comes from Denmark. She wants people to stop spending money in November and December. That's no shopping, no events, and shockingly, no restaurants. It's easy for her, of course, calling for a boycott in a place she doesn't live in. What's next? Pritzker calling for a boycott of skinny jeans. Now, obviously, this so-called boycott will have about the same effect on the economy as Jesse Waters has on women. Zero. Even Stormy Daniels told him that you just wanted to be friends.

But notice the timing, November 25th to December 2nd. That's Thanksgiving week, Black Friday, the start of the Christmas season. The time of year you usually spend with your spouse, your siblings, and spouses who are your sibling. But Rosie doesn't think of it that way. She's thinking about it politically. While most of us enjoy quality time during the holidays, we eat too much, we go Christmas shopping, we spend time with our families, pretending to be deaf when they ask to borrow money. Who's thinking about politics then? I'm too busy buying thoughtful presents for my wife.

Last year, I got her a custom-made keychain at a gas station. Now she just has to change her name to Laquanda. But for normal people, we keep politics out of our real. lives. When Biden was in charge, we weren't happy that gas was nine bucks or that we had a president who needed waterproof pants. But we still lived and enjoyed our lives. The sun came out, our family and pets loved us, and we could still eat veal in front of poor people.

That's how normal people live. But Rosie, she can't do that. She represents a population where every part of life, even the holidays, run through one filter, Trump. You may look at Christmas decorations and see joy, but they see fascism. After all, Hitler wore Red Sox, too, you know. They're the most miserable people on earth. They've turned a good life upside down. For most of us, the hierarchy of needs is simple. Family, friends, work, and the occasional visit to a massage spa. That's open 24 hours, yet it has no sign out front. But for the misery crowd, the whole pyramid is upended and Trump owns the widest patch and it's all teetering on what's left of their mental and physical health. This is why so many on the left report higher rates of

mental illness. It's a problem with their system making the political personal and then assigning moral judgments to others based on who they voted for. No one is safe. But they can't even keep their happiness from invading places where it shouldn't be. So even in the far away isolation in Ireland, Rosie just can't leave people alone even during the holidays. It's funny how many souls are alienated from their loved ones and yet demand that you join them in that sad state. It's also funny that her name is Rosie, as she wishes to share her mental misfortune with everyone. They say misery loves company, which is why the only boycott is being directed at them. Listen ad-free with a Fox News podcast plus subscription on Apple Podcasts.

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