Gutfeld! Monologues - The Death of Truth

Episode Date: August 21, 2026

As seen on Gutfeld! Greg talks about how the media and the University of Cambridge is to blame for a professor's death. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We'll continue that later at my place. Good evening, everyone. So yesterday, Bill Clinton turned 80 years old. He celebrated it surrounded by all the people he loves. And Hillary. Thought this was nice to celebrate. He unwrapped an intern. And when it came time to blow out the candles,

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So last weekend, thousands flocked to London's Trafalgar Square to mourn the death of a professor. Jason Ardeh was hailed as the youngest black professor in Cambridge history, highly respected scholar with impressive credentials. Until we found out, his resume had more padding than Dylan Volmaney's bra. He plagiarized tons of academic work, fudged his resume like crazy. Even crazier, he claimed he ran 30 marathons in 35 days, some with a broken leg. He raised a non-existent $5 million for charity, lied about having two brain tumors, spending months in a coma, and claimed he couldn't read or write until he was 18.

He even claimed he survived testicular cancer despite having the balls to present these fantasies as true. Basically, his whole life was as believable as Liz Warren beating General Custer at Little Bighorn. When the truth came out, he resigned. But not after sicking his lawyers and police on reporters who covered his deceptions. Then he killed himself. And that crowd blames, obviously, racism. Which reminds me of another martyred soul who had gatherings in his honor, George Floyd. cause of death, racism.

It certainly wasn't the lethal amount of fentanyl in his system or the nor fentanyl or the meth or the heart failure caused by the fentanyl meth or the drugs swallowed during the initial encounter. And even though the medical examiner said the fentanyl was at fatal level, that still wasn't the killer. No, it was the soft tissue injuries and concussions associated with pressure of a white racist cop.

You see the similarities. You're not supposed to look at, look at Floyd's circumstances and behavior that led him to his death any more than you would with the professor. How dare you notice the lies or the enablers who fed him? Because it's your fault, not his, for noticing. You know, he was just doing the job that he was hired for, the magical minority that made white libs feel virtuous. And pointing out his behavior, that would be racist, even though it's the opposite of racist to judge someone by their behavior. If you behave like a jackass, there's no one to blame but yourself.

Don't I know that? But what is racist is what the woke think of black people. You need no experience or skills because you're not just special. You're special ed. They're convinced blacks need their divine intervention. They have less faith in black skills than the KKK. And blacks being a permanent victim makes whites permanent hero. But imagine at the hospital, someone with no medical expertise, claims he's a chief of surgery.

And we just have to believe him because he said so. Complain that so-called doctor tried to remove your spleen with a pizza cutter? Nice try, racist. So I don't blame our day for his death. I blame Cambridge and the media who indulge his delusions, which once again raises a simple question. Does it matter who you say you are? You have so-called good-hearted people who will say, hey, if it's not hurting anyone, who cares if Mike says he's a Mary? Oh, what's that?

Mike off himself yesterday? Oh, those transphobes. But when a person dies from the misery caused by the gulf between fantasy and reality, the enablers don't get to share in the sorrow, and they certainly do not get to curse those who refuse to play along. A person committed suicide because he was granted a lifestyle based on a lie, a lie protected by a mob. It reminds me of a guy who came to my shows and said, I should write for you. All my friends say I'm the funniest guy they know. I said, don't believe them. They'll say anything to get you to shut up. Yet out of pity, I hired him anyway. But you know, it's why Simon Cowell was doing God's work,

telling people who've been told for years that they have a voice of an angel, that they really have the voice of a hell's angel. He was trying to save those people from themselves. Someone had to do it. No one did it for the professor, especially those so-called mourners. And they should be sobbing.

not just for the death of the professor, but for the death of truth. Listen ad-free with a Fox News podcast plus subscription on Apple Podcasts. And Amazon Prime members can listen to this show Ad-Free on the Amazon Music app.