Gutfeld! Monologues - The Democrats Keep Losing Their Mind Over Elon

Episode Date: March 22, 2025

As seen on Gutfeld!, Greg comments how the left is so blinded by their hatred of Elon Musk, that they criticize him even when he does broadly popular things. Plus, Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett (D-TX) provides even more material to the show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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comedian and former NWAW.A. World Champion, Taurus. Yes. Okay, before we get to some news stories, let's do this. Greg's Leftovers. It's Leftovers, where I read the jokes we didn't use this week,

and as always, it's my first time reading them. So if they suck, we'll make Joe Mackey run a 10K without his sports bra. When asked how he's doing the job differently than Kamala Harris, J.D. Vance joked that he doesn't have four shots of vodka before every meeting. And outraged Harris replied, that's a lie. It's gin. A Florida man's been arrested after sending Trump disturbing messages, calling him the antichrist, with one saying, fight me naked until the death.

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into an unusable blob. The man's identity was not revealed, but we have a picture. Thank God we blocked out those eyes, You'll never know who that is. All right. As Elon Musk's SpaceX rescued two stranded astronauts, what were the Dems up to? Trying to destroy his company. Remember build back better?

Now it's firebomb a Tesla dealership. Tesla cars are being vandalized all over, including what appear to be a coordinated attack on showrooms and charging stations. I mean, that's an organized event, right? That's an organized event. You know, take a look at their signs. Take a look. They're all made by the same sign company. A nice, expensive job.

And now some Dems openly back a day of action against Tesla scheduled for March 29th. Damn, I'm old enough to remember when Democrats' idea of action was nailing a big-boned intern. Of course. Of course, the Democrat Party. his new face is in the thick of it. I bet she's truly there for selfish reasons. I am truly here for very selfish reasons. Starting with on March 29th, it's my birthday.

And all I want to see happen on my birthday is for Elon to be taken down, yes. She says her birthday is March 29th. I guess now I know her email password. So instead of candles on a cake, they're going to light up some electric cars, but at least Crockett knows nice cars, according to House records reviewed by the Washington Free Beacon. Since taking office two years ago, she's billed taxpayers nearly a thousand bucks a month for her car lease. What kind of car can you lease for that kind of cash?

Cadillacs, Range Rovers, Jaguars, Lexus, BMWs. Those are luxury rides on your dime, when she really should be rolling in this. Well, whatever she's driving, I hope she opted for tinted windows, so we don't have to see her. But these are the people who want to take down Musk. It's people who don't get their hands dirty. Hosts of talk shows, Democrat leaders, keyboard warriors, all who can play it safe from home. Like this douchebag. Elon Musk is incompetent in his position.

And how do we know? Because they fired tens of thousands of people. It was challenged in court. The court said the people have to go back. and now the people are coming back. He's incompetent. He's a thief. He's a Nazi.

And people don't trust him. He's a Nazi. Great job, CNN. You let that go through without any pushback. No wonder everyone watched the space rescue on Fox and only go to you for train wrecks. So these ghouls recklessly egg it on, but they're not throwing the homemade bombs themselves.

Sound familiar? Yeah, that last big Democrat protest, the summer of love. This week's burning cars bring you right back to that visually. Let's compare and contrast. Why is it whenever Dems get excited? They egg on destruction. And what burns is the very thing they claim to champion. Post George Floyd, it was minority businesses, a billion dollars worth. And here it's electric cars, the Holy Grail in their divine crusade to save the planet. And by torching Tesla's, they also torch the one remaining issue they had. Climate change. For they revealed, no surprise, their concern was all in act, just a phony cause to billed taxpayers out of billions.

And now they abandoned the cause because the guy who makes electric cars is helping Trump cut government waste. So how can the Dems talk about climate now? How can they talk about anything? All they do is incite chaos and destruction, and they call us the monsters. Well, at least Trump, who unlike the previous guy, won't take this shit lying down, literally. From what they tell me, they can get 20 years in jail, and they'll get it. I'll tell you, there's going to be no leniency, and there'll be no pardons. So, thank you.

I appreciate it. So will all this mayhem hurt Musk? A little bit, maybe. But you know who it'll really hurt? The people who build and sell those cars. It also hurts anybody with a pension fund that includes Tesla's stock, you know, voters. But it also hurts the Democratic. party. After fanning the flames

of hate, how can they disown the fires that actually result? They can't. Turns out it's not Tesla that's being burned to the ground. It's their own stupid, fucked up party. Listen ad free with a Fox News

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