Gutfeld! Monologues - The Dems First 100 Days Of Outrage

Episode Date: May 1, 2025

As seen on Gutfeld!, Greg comments on Senator Bernie Sanders (I-VT) and Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's (D-NY) humanitarian tour, as they fly first class to fight the oligarchy! Plus, he harps on the Democrats first 100 days of outrage since President Trump returned to office. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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for accusing Benjamin Netanyahu of war crimes, prompting Bill Clinton to urge Hillary to accuse Benjamin Netanyahu of war crimes. All right. So as we mark the Trump administration's first 100 days, let's not forget the Dems. Yes, it's time for The DIMS, first 100 days. Not like this!

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Last Rites, only in theater, September 5th, Brady-R. So while Trump's been battling to secure the border, cut government, waste, and restore law and order, the Dems have been doing, what exactly? Let's take a fond look back at their great achievements so far. Of course, we begin with a joint session of Congress.

And a reminder, this was not an audition to play the next Chewbacca. Mr. Green, take your seat. Take your seat, sir. Take your seat. Remove this gentleman from the chamber. Ah, okay, homeless Moses. Then we got the kind of singing that would have made Van Gogh cut off his other ear. This little light, boy, I'm going to let it shine, let it shine, let it shine, let it shine, science lights the way.

Yes, it does. I never thought I'd say this, but I miss Yoko Ono. Then we got a filibuster, which is a fancy word of saying, I won't shut up. When is it going to be enough? I will not stand for another American to lose their health care for a billionaire. I don't want a Disneyfication of our history. I don't want a whitewashed history. I don't want a homogenized history.

Today and to tomorrow, I'm going to stand as long as I can. Be the people. We're going to stand up. You know, they'd have arrested him for loitering if they didn't think he'd like it. I wonder if such grandstanding is a hit with the ladies. I kid, that guy's about as straight as Steve Bouchemmy's teeth. Up next, J.B., which stands for Junior Blimp. Never before in my life have I called for mass protests, for mobilization, for disruption.

but I am now. These Republicans cannot know a moment of peace. The only mass disruption we have to worry about from him is when he busts through a wall like the Kool-Aid man. He wants Republicans to never know peace. Yeah, just like the plumber he keeps on retainer. Then there's Walt still lingering like a fart in a car seat. Hang on my phone.

I don't know. Some of you know this on the iPhone. They've got that little stock app. I added Tesla to it to give you. me a little boost during the day. $2.25 and dropping. That was their token, masculine male. I've seen balls of yarn with more testosterone. But what did his shock troops do?

Vandalized Tesla's, burn down dealerships. You think Waltz will visit them in jail? Only if it's conjugal. Conjugal. Conjugal. No, I like that person. That's if you're Jewish. Conjugal if you're Jewish.

Conjugal if you're not. Then there was spring break. Senator Van Hollen took off for El Salvador on our time and our dime to rub elbows with a wife-beating MS-13 gang member, or as the Dems call him, a Maryland dad. Which is like saying Ted Bundy was a dating expert from Vermont. Not to be outdone, Bernie and anything. AOC took to a private jet around the country to fight oligarchy. What's next?

A polo match in support of struggling glue factories? Oh, this culminated yesterday with this call for impeachment. Donald Trump has already done real damage to our democracy. But define a unanimous 9-0 Supreme Court ruling that has to be the final straw. It's time we impeached Donald J. Trump. Is that even real? I mean the hair. The hair, not the impeachment.

I haven't seen hair that fix since Rashida Taleb wore a tank top. But, man, are the Dems getting impatient? Trump's first impeachment came 173 days into his first term. Here, it's 99 days. Makes you think, what are they going to do for his third term? Of course, there's a lot. there's as much a chance that Trump will be impeached as there is a Joy Behar ever seeing her feet.

Making it the perfect metaphor for the Dem's first 100 days, fake, pointless, all for show. Of course, that's what the Dems did. But what about what they didn't do? Well, they didn't support the Lake and Riley Act or making government more efficient or protecting women's sports. No wonder their popularity ratings are as high as Stevie Wonder's bowling score. But the Dems still have the media. The Trump White House has faced 92% negative coverage from ABC, NBC, CBS. However, in their defense, all three believe they can get that up to 100% no time.

But the Dems theatrics are proof of the party's inherent failures. Their ideology is based on internal conflict. And a competition between the aggrieved never generates a leader, only miserable followers at each other's throats. So it's been a glorious first 100 days for the Dems. Here's to another 100 if they make it that far. Listen ad-free with a Fox News podcast plus subscription on Apple Podcasts. And Amazon Prime members can listen to this show ad-free on the Amazon Music app. This is Jason Chaffetz from the Jason in the House podcast.

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