Gutfeld! Monologues - The Dems Latest Protest

Episode Date: February 5, 2026

As seen on Gutfeld!, Billie Eillish called out by Native Americans. Meanwhile, Democrats are protesting the new requirement to show ID to vote. Don’t miss Greg’s insightful commentary. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Happy Wednesday, everyone. So after Billy Eilish said, no one is illegal on stolen land, a member of one Indian tribe noted that the singer's home is actually on their ancestral property. Well, yeah, I think we have a picture of the Indian here. A wife who suspected her husband of cheating cut off his penis and flushed it down the toilet. Luckily for the husband, one man volunteered to retreat. It's not believe it. Freezing temperatures continue around the country this morning in D.C., for instance.

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On one hand, they think a child can handle the decision to lop off their genitals, but then on the other, they think black people can't get a photo ID. Right, Chuck? The SAVE Act is an abomination. It's Jim Crow 2.0 across the country. We are going to do everything we can to stop it. Thanks for weighing in, Chuck. Now go back to your borough where you smash mice with your giant forehead.

So Dems are calling the Save Act Jim Crow 2.0, but if that were the case, they'd support it again. But to them showing an ID to vote is no different than forcing people to drink from separate water fountains. Meanwhile, you need an ID to buy Sudafed, rent a U-Haul, and date Bill Belichick. Of course, everyone, blacks, whites, Hispanics like voter ID. 85% of white people favorite, 82% of Latino, 76% of black Americans favorite. So the bottom line is this. Voter ID is not controversial in this country. A photo ID to vote is not controversial in this country. It is not controversial by party and it is not controversial by race.

The vast majority of Americans agree with Nikki Minaj that in fact you should have a photo ID to be able to vote. And that was on CNN, which is like Dracula admitting he owns a tanning bed. But when Nikki Minaj, your grandma and CNN's Pee-Wee Herman agree on something, That's not Jim Crow, that's eating crow. Thank you. A little twist of words there. But Democrats don't hate the Save Act because it's racist.

They hate it because it creates something they can't compete with. Oversight. It's like putting a lock on the door. The people who already live in the house, they don't mind, but the people trying to break in start yelling about how locks divide people. Because locks keep everyone honest. And that's where we lose the Dems. It's when we start talking about honesty.

Trying to find an honest person in that party is like trying to find a black singer on a Lawrence Welk rerun. Our audience gets that. But if your political strategy can't survive an audit, maybe your problem isn't the law. It's your party. It's as crooked as a picture hung on a wall by Kamala after Happy Hour. The same people who tell you borders are fake. Gender is a choice and crime is a source. social construct suddenly insist elections should be taken on faith. So yeah, call it Jim Crow.

The rest of America is calling it sanity. And when sanity becomes controversial, you don't need an ID to check to know who the nut jobs are. For years, they told us voter ID was racist because minorities couldn't get IDs. I guess they've never been to the DMV. Most people that work there couldn't name an episode of friends. Thank you. Thank you. That was pity applause. But Dems employ the soft racism of lowered expectations to forbid any oversight. So when the SAVE Act says, what if we had rules, they say, oh, no, rules will expose our own corruption. And it makes Dems argue against something universally accepted, like gravity or the sex appeal of Craig T. Nelson. Yeah.

So the Dems are now threatening to filibuster over a simple requirement to show an ID, to which I say, why not? Let the Dems talk for three days straight. I can't think of anything less popular than hearing Cory Booker talk. And keep in mind, I know Jesse Waters. But if the Republicans get it to a vote, expect the media talking heads to tell you how racist we all are. And the loudest sobs you'll hear will be from the White House or the White Saviors, who can't believe minorities didn't let them save their poor, no-I-D-soles. But if you believe an entire race needs you to save them, maybe you're the bigot. The Save Act isn't about stopping people from voting.

It's about stopping people from cheating. It's the same reason they drug test me at Mr. Universe. Yeah. At least that's what the man told me when he demanded a cup of my urine. Let's welcome. Listen ad-free with a Fox News podcast plus subscription on Apple Podcasts. And Amazon Prime members can listen to this show ad-free on the Amazon on Music app.

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