Gutfeld! Monologues - The Dems Lose Their Minds Over Responsible Spending!

Episode Date: February 5, 2025

As seen on Gutfeld!, Greg pokes fun at the Democrats temper tantrum over President Trump's cuts to USAID and their hypocrisy on government spending. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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or read a five-minute summary of the book at economic principles.org. Sit down. Sit down, sit down, sit down. I said sit down. Somebody grabbed that poor lady who passed out. Happy Tuesday, everyone. So congratulations to join. Biden, who signed with the Hollywood Powerhouse Agency, CAA, he's already landed the lead

in the reboot of The Walking Dead. Meanwhile, Kamala Harris just signed a deal to get her old job back. Mexican President Claudia Scheinbaum made a deal with Trump to pause tariffs and put 10,000 Mexican troops on the border. And the best part is they all fit in one car. Oh, you laugh at that? Ilhan Omar slammed Trump for wanting to shut down the USAID agency, who she credited with getting her family to America.

Even more, they were able to get her brother and her husband here on one ticket. Hmm. Gen Z gun control activist, David Hogg, has been elected as vice chair of the DNC. In the next five years, his goals are to get rid of ICE, the NRA, and his virgin. opportunity. After 20 wonderful years, Chuck Todd has left NBC News. He plans to take some time to, wow, way to ruin my joke. He plans to take some time to enjoy what's left of his hairline. Kanye West's wife, Beyonce Sensori, appeared in a see-through outfit at the Grammys, making viewers grateful that West isn't married to Hillary Clinton.

Terrible. On Friday, anti-ice protesters burned the American flag, the country they want to stay in, and then wave the Mexican flag, the country they don't want to return to. It's weird. That's like cheating on your girlfriend with your wife. Yeah, Jamie, you don't nod on that one. That's not a nod. Think about it.

You didn't learn that at nod school. And finally, cattle auctions could be coming to an end at America's last big city stockyard. Now, if you want to place a bid on live cattle, you've got to come to New York City. You're so mean. I wouldn't do those jokes if he didn't love them. So Trump had quite a weekend, while the rest of us mowed lawns watched a game or called ice on Selena Gomez.

What was he doing? The usual. Carved out millions of government waste. Started cleaning out a corrupt DOJ. Got Venezuela to take back their gangbangers. Persuaded Panama to drop the sweetheart deal with China. Got Mexico and Canada in line to fight the fentanyl trade. got 10,000 new Mexican military personnel sent to the border.

Plus, he ordered 17 pizzas to Stormy Daniels' house under the name, still a loser. That's quite a weekend. All I did was rescue those college gymnasts from a makeshift dungeon at my lake house. Wow. Not a big fan of serial killing. Captain Crunch, no, all right.

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that. All right. Compare that to the old. So is this a new golden age? And I don't mean the pee stains Joe left on the Oval Office rug. The thing is, with Trump getting so much done so fast, you got to wonder, what was the holdup? What was stopping us? Was the prices right on? But maybe it's not just that Trump's making the moves. It's that most of us didn't know these moves were even possible.

I mean, who knew America could actually get big stuff done anymore? It's like if Stephen Hawking's wife woke up one day and found the kitchen spotless. Ha! Oh, come on. He would have laughed. It would have laughed. It would have, It would have sounded weird, but he would have laughed. It's not like he was going to get up and kick your ass, man, made the joke. I mean, did any of us know that the Chinese had locked up a deal with the Panama until Trump called it out? Or that Venezuela had American hostages until Trump freed them?

Or that China was shipping in billions of cheap goods under something called the de minimis loophole, which provided cover for fentanyl smuggling? I mean, what's a de minimis loophole? loophole. I had no idea. It sounds like a sex act from Star Wars. One thing you could say about the Trump administration, they're terrible at keeping government secrets, and it's beautiful, because suddenly we're all learning a hell of a lot that we didn't know before. For instance, we can reduce 6,000 border crossings a day to under 600. I haven't seen numbers drop like that since Whoopi got on Ozempic.

Did you know there are more suspects on the terror watch list coming from Canada than Mexico. Did you know Canada is a major source of fentanyl entering the country? Did you know Canadian bacon is just mediocre ham? I know I didn't, and I'm the voice of a generation. I thought the only horrible thing Canada ever gave us was Seth Rogan. Then there's Ukraine. Trump just told Zelensky that he expects our cash, then we get the rare earth metals. You know, the metal is essential to our iPhones, lithium batteries, and little Wayne's teeth. So that's new.

Hell all, Joe Biden got out of Ukraine was a fake job for his son. And the same goes for Greenland. Have you ever really ever thought about Greenland? Trump did. Suddenly we find out it's key to securing America's future shipping. Where the hell has all this intel been? Was it sitting in that file near Biden's Corvette? Just like the one with the addresses of all the rapist murderers and human traffickers

that ICE has suddenly been able to round up? And don't get me started with NGOs. until Trump came along, I thought an NGO was something I picked up from a stripper on spring break. Then there's USAID. It sounds like a patriotic sports drink. Turns out it's yet another federal agency none of us knew about, which sent one billion of our cash to Gaza, money that apparently went to Hamas. I guess ISIS only took Venmo. They also spent millions of DEI on places like Serbia, Peru, Guatemala, and paid for a transgender opera in Colombia. What was that called? Madam Butterfly has a d'I. They helped the Taliban

make heroin, which they then spent on sluttier goats. And let's not forget, they also help fund a certain Chinese lab in Wuhan, which I think cancels all the humanitarian aid, USAID, claimed to provide. So anyway, Trump's been in charge a few weeks, and we're suddenly getting a truth title wave. Love them or hate him, there's no denying. Trump is where government secrets go to die. And you can follow all of it, but only if you can keep up with the guy. Good luck with that. Let's welcome. Tonight's dance. Listen ad free with a Fox News podcast plus subscription on Apple Podcasts. And Amazon Prime members can listen to this show ad free on the Amazon music app.

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