Gutfeld! Monologues - The Dems' Message To The Military

Episode Date: November 21, 2025

As seen on Gutfeld! Democrats put out a PSA telling the military to disobey illegal orders. Greg says they're purposely being vague in their language so they don't have to debate any of the issues, which are winning issues for Trump. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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And don't miss the show. Listen and follow the podcast five days a week at Fox News Podcasts.com. Or wherever you download your. favorite podcasts. All right, let's do a monologue. I do feel dirty. So there's a word for people who push others to do things they won't do themselves. You know, the ones who start a bar fight with a guy twice their size and then they tell you, you can handle this. I'll hold your coat.

The word is cowards. And here's six examples. Dude decided to get together and make a little performance art. Have a look. Right now, the threats to our Constitution aren't just coming from a barrage. but from right here at home. Our laws are clear. You can refuse illegal orders. You can refuse illegal orders.

You must refuse illegal orders. No one has to carry out orders that violate the law or our Constitution. We know this is hard and that it's a difficult time to be a public servant. But whether you're serving in the CIA, the Army, or Navy, the Air Force, your vigilance is critical. And know that we have your back. Because now, more than ever. The American people need you.

So those are all former Democrat, Intel, and military officers telling their colleagues who are still serving, if you ever get an order you think is illegal, refuse it. Which is something obvious that the manual already tells you. It's like saying, do not eat when handing somebody a grenade. But there's one other problem. No one has any idea what the hell they're talking about. What illegal orders? For instance, Senator Elyza Slotkin boldly tells, our current intel community, quote,

no one has to carry out illegal orders. She's a former CIA analyst and briefer the closest this woman ever got to a spy was meeting Eric Swalwell's girlfriend. But that didn't stop her from urging current intel members to defy the orders as set by the head of the executive branch. My theory, she's just trying to get a spanking

from Pete Hegzeth. And who wouldn't? But remember, she would. worked under John Brennan, the guy who pushed the phony steel dossier and denied that Hunter's laptop was real. If he and Alisa had been running the CIA in the Cold War, we'd all have developed third arms from nuclear fallout. At least we could give them three middle fingers. Then there's Mark Kelly urging our military to also defy orders. He was a Navy pilot and an astronaut, no doubt a brave guy. But did he ever consider defying an order while on a spacewalk? He'd be orbiting

Pluto right now. The reason for a chain of command is to ensure that everyone's pulling in the same direction. The military is not a democracy. But this is a neat little trick to insinuate danger without identifying the danger. They're lighter on the details

than when someone asks Bill Cosby, hey, what's in this drink? Oh, thank you. You're too kind. But why do they do this? because naming something would allow people to debate it. So instead they're only creating a narrative

to sow chaos. It's like when I told Judge Janine that Jessica Tarloff stole her yogurt in the hopes that they might kiss. I'm wondering like... Two waves. have disgust.

But you got to ask, are they pissed off at Trump for using the National Guard? Well, then take him to court, which is exactly what's happening. Never mind that in D.C., shootings have dropped by two-thirds. Carjackings are down 87%. Serious crime in Memphis is down over 45%. But these are facts that Dems have no answer for. So instead of debating the point, they offer us a PSA, a pile of of sanctimonious assholes.

Here's Martha McCallum asking Democrat, Jason Crow, what this video really meant. Are they talking about not allowing gunboats to make it to the United States carrying drugs? Is that what you're talking about? Martha, here's a novel idea. How about we actually prevent things from happening before they become a problem?

I think that's what they're trying to do. What you're saying, what you're saying is we have to wait until there's a problem to respond to that problem. No, I'm not. What's a specific order from the commander-in-chief that we are asking our military to carry out, are you objecting to? This is very, very vague, and it was so vague in this video. Nobody, I don't think people could figure out what you guys were all talking about, honestly. Martha, Donald Trump has made a series of very disturbing comments and suggestions that would violate U.S. law and put our military in terrible positions.

Again, we're getting nowhere. So let me ask you, who would you rather follow into combat? Martha or that guy? To be fair, though, I think most men would follow Martha anywhere. But that's a type of vague answer that doesn't even work in beauty pageants. Next time, Crow should do it in a swimsuit. But every one of these dopes is advocating something that won't cause them pain. Slotkin won't be dishonorably discharged.

Kelly won't be court-martialed, but those still serving, they're the ones who will take the heat if they take the videos seriously. But worst of all, think globally. It's nuts that none of these people stopped and thought, hmm, maybe this isn't a good message to send to our enemies. Talk about subversion. So if you hear later that one of our guys flips over to China or Russia, remember the six Dems urging them to fight Congress's battles for them.

It's advice given from the comfort of their Washington. offices, that they can now drive home from without getting carjacked because someone followed Trump's orders. Let's be broken. Tonight's guest. Listen ad-free with a Fox News podcast plus subscription on Apple Podcasts. And Amazon Prime members can listen to this show ad-free on the Amazon music app. This is Ainslie Earhart.

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