Gutfeld! Monologues - The Dems Should Be Worried

Episode Date: November 20, 2025

As seen on Gutfeld! Trump raves about the Filet-O-Fish. Meanwhile, Congress has voted to finally release the Epstein files, and Greg reveals why Democrats should be on high alert. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hey, all right, right, right. Hey, hey, hey, hey, we got to make this quick. I got to fly to Argentina before these Epstein files come out. Happy Wednesday, everyone. So at the McDonald's Impact Summit yesterday, President Trump praised the filet fish but said it needs more tartar sauce. It's the same thing Joe Biden said as he bit into a pine cone. Democrat Congresswoman Jasmine Crock had claimed that Lee Zeldon received money from Jeffrey Epstein,

but it turns out it wasn't the sex offender, it was actually a doctor donating to Zeldon's campaign. This is not to exonerate Zeldon, but to keep Hillary Clinton from hanging the wrong guy. The UN has marked today World Toilet Day, stressing the importance of safe, acceptable, accessible toilets. Or as Don Lemon calls it, his chest. Oh, my God. Joy Reid claimed she'd freak out if she saw a penis in the lady's locker room. Oh, it must have been tough at MSNBC working around all those dickheads.

But she also said when she worked at MSNBC, she'd go to to the gym and there'd be someone naked in the locker room who had boobies drooping to their knees. Well, I thought Bryant Stelter worked at CNN. Going to a new study, owning a cat could double your risk of schizophrenia. Wow, my cat's been telling me that for years. Nice. Oh, thank you. What a strange joke to applaud to. The average American will spend nearly $1,000 on thanks a on Thanksgiving this year, although that's not even half of what some people spend every day

for lunch. And finally, a Swedish man set a Guinness World Record by stuffing 81 matches up his nose. Even more impressive, you should see where he stuffs the candles. Do I need to draw a map for you? back with more gutfeld it's will tain country watch it live at noon eastern monday through thursday at fox news dot com or on the fox news youtube channel and don't miss the show listen and follow the podcast five days a week at fox news podcasts dot com or wherever you download your favorite podcasts all right so congress voted to release the epstein files and now the bill is on trump's desk alongside a diet coke a nameplate that says

world's best president and a photo of his favorite talk show hosts The Senate voted unanimously in the House 427 to 1, which means one guy is having an awkward day. I think we have a picture of the holdouts. Now, so unlike Ilhan Omar's wedding pictures, these documents are going to be public. But what does this vote really mean? Besides, a few people suddenly booking one-way flights to Cuba. Democrat rep Stacey Plaskett may just. have given us a preview.

She was caught colluding with Epstein to hurt Trump during a hearing, and she's still on the House Intel Committee. Well, that's probably a coincidence, like when I'm always clearing my browser history before my wife comes home. But watch as when lying dope tries to play down her crimes.

They want to give them another headline, which is that they've arraigned a Democratic member for taking a phone call from her constituent, Jeffrey Epstein in the middle of a hearing. And of course, I don't think there's any rule here against taking phone calls in a hearing. Oh, okay. So Jeffrey Epstein was her constituent.

That's like calling O.J. Your marriage counselor. But there's more, because the great thing about Dems, their plans for Trump always blow up in their faces. Or pants. Like when Schumer was asked, Why we didn't hear about the files when Biden was in office? His answer is pure idiot gold.

Why wouldn't they have been released the last four years when President Biden was in office? Well, that's the question every American is asking. Not every American, but so many Americans are asking, what the hell is he hiding? Seems like he answered a totally different question. You know, like when my writers ask why their paychecks are late, and I reply, this is my pet Doberman, and he bites complainers. Still, just like the Russian collusion hoax, some think it could spell the end of Trump. His body language is so extraordinary. I wonder if this is the event, the kind of singularity or the apex kind of predator,

and that is people start fleeing from him. I think this, I just, I don't know. I feel like we're going to have President J.D. Vance by the end of 2026. I get it, but he is the vice president. You think this ends his presidency prematurely. Yes. He'll be sick. He'll be that-a-b-da-ba-da-da-da-ba.

I do. I think he's not going to make it to the end. My God, those two combined couldn't make one brain. What did he say? He said singularity, Apex Predator in the same sentence. They don't even mean the same thing, you weirdo. I'm thinking this prediction will age worse than that Bruce Jenner book, I will never become a woman.

Okay. He's basing this on body language. These are the same people who somehow missed Joe Biden's body language. He tumbled down two flights and stairs, and they'd call it rhythmic gymnastics. But already, the Dems must have regrets. Obama official Larry Summer says he's leaving the public eye after emails revealed he took advice from Epstein on picking up chicks. What's next for him getting travel tips from the 9-11 hijackers? I knew it would hit.

Akeem Jeffries now must explain why he begged for money. from Epstein after being convicted as a sex offender. And Jasmine Crockett actually claimed Lee Zeldon received money from Jeffrey Epstein. Neglected to point out it's a different Jeffrey Epstein. But Crockett's deliberate error points out the risk of this document dump. It's not about the emails, it's about what the Dems and the media will do with them, as they happily put the guiltless in the crosshairs. People will be punished for their proximity, like a small village when Joy Behar does a cannonball.

Now, oh, thank you. Now, I bet you're wondering, am I in these emails? To be fully transparent, I guess I should tell you I am. But I want you to see them here first, so you don't get surprised and are disgusted, and you lose your trust in me. So here's the first one. Hey, Jeffrey. You know, I think this sex trafficking ring. is bad. B-A-D. And those aren't my cufflinks you found in the hot tub.

Here's another one. Jeffrey, yeah, I'll take a rain check coming to your island. I'm busy teaching piano lessons to sick orphans. I apologize for these. The last one, Jeffrey, I am not interested in your little romps. As always, I only have eyes for my faithful wife of 20 years, who I call my guiding light. She's my everything. And that wasn't me who clogged the toilet on the Lolita Express. So, pretty sure that's all there is. But if this were, yeah, for today, if this were a real Trump scandal, you would have gotten him already. It's the Dems who should worry. And do you think the Dems of the media hold any credibility after the Joe Biden cover-up or the collusion hoax which flooded the zone with absurd rumors.

The media aided up telling us daily that the walls are closing in, and it turned out to be nothing. So remember who you're dealing with? It's why people elected Trump, the most transparent president in history. He holds more press conferences than James Carville's shed skins. Trump made releasing these files part of his campaign, and one thing is clear the public wants sunlight, which could mean a rainy day for Democrats.

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