Gutfeld! Monologues - The False Spectrum of Ideas

Episode Date: August 13, 2026

As seen on Gutfeld! Greg talks about how Wisconsin's DSA candidate Francesca Hong was defeated by David Crowley. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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All right, so David Crowley nearly beat socialist Francesca Hong in Wisconsin's Democratic primary for governor, which is a bummer, because let's face it, Hong was a real party. Her soul is stupidity was something we all thought Jasmine Crockett had cornered the market on. Rolling. Thanksgiving is also a time that's incredibly painful

for many people in our communities. Rabbit fire, abolishing ice. Yes. A one-year data center moratorium. Yes. Public grocery stores. Yes. If the National Guard has to be out here arresting ICE agents,

we have to meet state sanctioned violence with, you know, parts of the state sometimes. We have to dismantle police unions, defund the police. In the service industry, we are finally having this conversation about, you know, how our industry really did come from it and kind of is rooted in white supremacy. Now, I know what you're thinking. It's not often you see a dumb Asian. I guess she's really breaking stereotypes. What's next?

She's going to show us she can merge into traffic? But we should ask why a moron of this caliber got this far. Could it be the big tent? It's a big tent. I've always said I'd rather not be in charge of a party that has locked step this way. No, we have our diversity of opinion. Yeah, diversity of opinion. Except that these opinions are as unhinged as Don Lemon's jaw during

Pride month. But the big tent creates the false spectrum that there are both reasonable and unreasonable ideas within it. That's the biggest lie, especially with the DSA or DIP of America. For example, you're for having police there for getting rid of them. That's not symmetrical, because their stance discards the entire aim of fighting crime. Binary opposition works fine when the two things actually live in the same neighborhood. We want a police force versus we want no police at all. That's not a binary. That's one guy talking about how to fight crime while the other guy is claiming crime is a food group. So when you allow the left's ideas into a neat little left-right scale, more cops, zero cops, you're letting an arsonist interview for the job of being the fire chief.

And the person who wants police looks as extreme as the person who doesn't. It's same for the border. You're for a border. They aren't. Looks like a classic binary. Two sides. Same debate. Let's meet in the middle, somewhere between a wall and a welcome wagon. Except it's not. One side is talking about how a nation functions, territory, laws, citizenship, the basic idea that a country is a real place with an edge. That's an argument inside the concept of a country. The other side says the concept itself is rotten. Borders are mean, nations are outdated. Let's just erase the lines and replace it with a twister mat. Again, you end up defending the obvious that a country without a border stops being a country at all.

While borders are racist gets to pose as just another policy preference on this continuum. How about biology? Men can't be women versus men can. It sounds like a clean binary, right? Two teams, same field, pick aside. Except one side is pointing at chromosomes, reproductive systems, the fact that every mammal on earth sorted this out a few hundred million years ago. That's an argument inside the category of sex. The other side is saying the category itself is optional. Sex is the feeling, a costume. You can slip into gender roles as easy as Tim Waltz slips into a pair of high heels.

So they're not arguing the rules of the game. They're insisting the scoreboard doesn't exist, and the field is whatever you say it is. It's like asking a mechanic to rotate your tires, but he says your Pontiac is a poodle. I haven't been back to pep boys since. But again, your trap defending observable biology inside a spectrum with a nutcase. Suddenly men can't be women looks mean, while anybody can be anything they want, gets to play the reasonable middle. But even though Hong's gone, Senate nominee Abdul al-Said is still going strong. He once said he wanted to replace the Second Amendment with the right to health care. You see that?

He left one domain, jumps into another, and pretends it's a point. It's like your wife asking about the lipstick on your collar and you say, your mom called you're adopted. So look, reasonable people can argue what's best for this country. But when one side cheers death to America, you're not arguing about the same thing. You're surrendering to the forces that want to tear it apart. Listen ad free with a Fox News podcast plus subscription on Apple Podcasts. And Amazon Prime members can listen to this show ad free on the Amazon Music app.