Gutfeld! Monologues - The Head Of Our Teacher’s Union Finds Another Country To Ruin
Episode Date: October 12, 2022As seen on Gutfeld!, former White House Director of Strategic Communications Mercedes Schlapp, FOX News Contributor and Host of The Proud American Podcast, Johnny Joey Jones, and Co-Hosts of the... Tyrus and Timpf podcast, Tyrus and Kat Timpf discuss the rise of gender-affirming surgeries and its influence on adolescence. Later, the panel weighs in on the President of the American Federation of Teachers, Randi Weingarten’s recent trip to Ukraine to visit Ukrainian leaders and teachers. Follow Greg on Twitter: @GregGutfeld Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Let's welcome tonight's guest.
She's the Slap, who won't take any crap.
Former White House Strategic Communications Director, Mercedes Schlaff.
He does physical therapy at Jippy Loop.
Retired Marine Corps palm technician Johnny Joey Jones.
She's so bony, her elbow has an elbow.
Fox's contributor, Kat Tim.
You can't walk a mile in his shoes, but you can use them for sheltering in place.
My massive sidekick in the NWA World Television Champion, Tyrus.
Joey, have you been on the show when we've covered this before?
I can't remember.
Is this the first time?
This is my first time.
I'm honored to be here to talk about this mammary calamity.
Mamary calamity, very good.
It's such an...
So this is the fourth time we covered this story,
and I don't know if we're making any progress.
But I'm, like, amazing.
Nobody's interviewing this person to find out if this is real.
Because if it is real, then it's somebody with a serious psychological problem.
If it's not real, then it's an amazing prank.
But everybody's too scared to say anything.
I'm going to treat it like it's real and it's crazy and, uh, listen, I want so much to be mad
at this person.
You can't be.
But I kind of got to get, as a guy who makes things out of wood and a guy who has lost limbs
in life, like I am scared to death when I hit my, when I hit my mitersoll or do anything
with a saw and he's just up there just wheeling and dealing with those things.
Let me, she is up there.
I identify as a person who sees that person as a man.
Okay.
Okay.
I apologize.
It's the woodworking.
But it is amazing doing woodwork.
It is amazing that she has a woodworking job and that she's, this can't be safe, right?
Well, you can't show kids how to do it safely with two giant fake walling around.
Like, I'm sorry, but it's just an unsafe thing to do.
And I'm sorry, but if that's how you identify, you got the wrong job.
Because we have dress codes.
in high schools, because kids' hormones are raging so much that they can't control it sometimes.
So we have dress codes, kind of calm things down, not have distractions, and you roll up
into a high school shopglass like that, you're an absolute child abuser.
Yeah.
Yeah, I still believe Mercedes, maybe it's a dream that I have, that this person is a genius,
and this is the longest con ever, and then the school's like, okay, like Kat said the last time
we did the show, they're just going with it.
Greg, I'm really concerned
you're obsessed about this topic.
In fact, the last time I was on the show,
we did talk about the prosthetic boobs,
so I remember this.
I really think that you should think about this
as a documentary series.
I mean, take it on the road,
show up to the school,
and ask for an interview,
and say, where did you get
those ginormous prosthetic boobs?
Because I don't think you can order...
Can you order those online?
That's another great question.
Those had to be...
And they should have a warning that says
don't get near any machinery.
Yes, exactly.
You're going to have a nipple flying in the air.
Exactly.
I mean, you have to wonder if they have water in them.
Do you imagine?
That could be...
That's heavy.
Because that would be like 200 pounds.
Find it on the way, so we'll find out.
But, you know, I'm too lazy to do any investigative journalism.
I thought that maybe if I could...
Cat, would be perfect.
She totally do it.
Yes.
Would you go?
I'll give you time off at work.
Yeah.
It is work.
I don't think that's time off.
Who was off, I'd choose another activity.
That's true.
You should go there.
Have you ever been to Canada?
I hear it's nice.
Yeah, I'm from Detroit.
It's like pretty close.
It's in another country, though.
You can even go there accidentally.
Have you, have your thoughts about this evolved at all?
People don't want to talk about any of this stuff.
I do.
You do.
And I'm exploiting my show for this.
I get it, and it's such a highbrow show.
I understand.
Yeah, you should have seen the stuff we bumped.
Yeah, exactly.
But all of this stuff, even if you just take the trans angle out of it,
you can see how truly strange some of the stuff is.
Like, the advertisement for the puberty blockers,
when do you ever see any kind of drug ever marketed to kids?
Like, even Children's Benadryl, it's not like,
hey, kids, you want to nod out tonight?
Like, it's not.
Yeah.
It's, or the hospital thing, like,
talking how much money these surgeries are making.
Imagine if any other surgery, any other hospital, like, you know, these, you know, toddler heart surgeries are raking in the dough.
We're going to put a Sunday bar in the cafeteria.
People would be openly outraged about it because nobody wants to talk about any aspect of this issue ever.
This kind of stuff can happen and no one says anything.
They didn't use their money for the football team.
I'll tell you.
I don't understand sports.
I know.
Somebody at home does.
Yeah, that's true.
So it's funny because cats right.
It's like, if you had a child that expressed a different gender characteristics and you sent them to Exodus, which is that the place that de-homosexualizes you, you'd be considered a bigot.
But here's surgery's okay.
Well, of course, it's okay with them.
It's not okay with the families because otherwise they wouldn't have to do commercials directed at the kids.
They would just be at the doctor's appointment and they would tell mom and dad, here are some options if you're seeing these things.
But that's not what this is really about
It's, you know, you
I first, when I first heard this story
my thought was, is a good teacher.
And then the magic word is discrimination.
Everyone's complaining about discrimination
is a good thing sometimes.
If you want to, no, it is.
If you want to have giant breasts,
you go to town.
But still, you need to be covered up appropriately.
The thing I missed the first time was,
and I got one of the fans sent me something,
they said, the nipples are the issue with them.
It wasn't how he was, that he wanted to have breast, good for him, get yours, whatever.
It was the fact that he had to take it to the next level in terms of you're a teacher.
There's decorum.
No, if that was a normal, a regular organic woman, went to school like that in a mini skirt with her nipples out, she would be in the principal's office and sent home.
Or if coach, if the male coach decided he wanted to show everybody off his inseam was super tight pants.
because he he would be fired yeah he would be called something and we're seeing the same
thing with what this we're seeing with this gender stuff is the individual is pushing their
beliefs on I want to normalize myself I don't want to fix myself so I want to push myself
on other people and that's what we're seeing with a lot of these issues that the teachers
who are always spearheading these movements you look at them and it's their thing like
puberty was rough for me because I had my issues so we're going to take it away
so you don't have to deal with change or struggle because I fail
at it. So I'm going to push it on you because I don't want to go through puberty. I don't want
acne, so I'm going to take drugs to slow me down. No one has ever condoned anything like that.
So that's what the issue is. That's what we're seeing the numbers up because they're trying to
create their own little world. It's interesting. All right. All right.
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The head of our teachers union finds another country.
to ruin. Yeah, she flush your kids' brain down the drain. Then she took a plane to Ukraine.
True, around the world, she roams while keeping your kids trapped at home. Left-wing stooge,
Randy Weingarten, the president of the American Federation of Teachers,
traveled to Ukraine to meet with students and teachers displaced by the war, which raises
the question, haven't these Ukrainians suffered enough?
once again
but once again
she proves that wherever kids aren't learning
she's there
we've made a decision
that we're going to go
to Leviv and talk to the union
leaders there
and that we're not going to let Putin
get away with terrorizing people
the schools are closed
children are learning
remotely or
in bunkers right now.
Hmm. Okay.
Don't say it.
Okay. Now,
she's not going to let Putin
get away with terrorizing
people. What is she
planning to do? ruin Russia's
education system too?
Send him critical race
thinking.
Don't laugh, Putin. She can single-handedly
erase a decade of learning in mere months.
So Randy's concerned about Ukrainian students who were learning online, but here in America,
where students were stuck at home for over a year at her behest.
She's got no problem with that.
And remember, she's the same lady who tweeted a picture holding an upside-down Ukrainian flag.
To be fair, though, she was trying to put it over a child's face.
Still, an upside-down flag can be a sign of distress.
All right, Tyrus.
Of course, we're worried about the kids in Ukraine.
But what the fuck is she doing over there?
Excuse me.
You got a problem.
No, because what?
She's so woke.
She forgot his name was Putin.
She's going to go over there and tell them to keep the kids at home.
Yes.
They're in war.
All our buildings are blown up.
Yeah.
Oh.
But can you still go home?
Like she has no clue.
Yeah.
Absolutely no clue.
It's probably a good thing that we get a break.
She should go on.
the world tour.
Yes.
Like, just, just go.
Just go.
Because she has no clue.
They,
oh, I read the world.
The pandemic is still happening.
There's another virus coming.
Megatron 47 is coming.
And we have to be ready.
But she's going off to get Putin.
Yeah.
And went to the wrong place to get him.
Yes.
He's not in Ukraine.
He wants to be, but he's not there now.
Joey, is Ukraine being used as a reputation enhancer?
I know, like, Chris Cuomo went there a couple of months ago.
Is this like, if I go there, it just makes me seem like a better person?
I don't know.
Listen, to her credit, rockets actually can hurt kids.
unlike the virus she kept them away from
oh yes that's true there we go
that took me a while
that's what you want with rockets to go over your head
you definitely don't want them under your feet
they are much better over your head
than under your feet as a guy that was an astronaut
for 0.8 seconds
this might be a dumbest I've seen in a while
and we just covered a guy with giant
crap to him.
Because she actually has a purpose here.
Like, she should actually, she actually has a job.
I have people in my family who are principals and work in school administrative offices
and our teachers.
A teacher's union can be a good thing, but today it is not.
Yeah.
Today is a terrible thing.
She's managed to make teachers who you loved growing up to be unpopular.
Like, it's like, it's just crazy.
Yeah, it's nuts.
You used to be, they used to be, they used to, oh, they're so great.
You always have your favorite second grade teacher.
And now it's like you just, you just think they're all.
now because of the union. And the unions don't represent the teachers. Mercedes, does she have
any business being there? No. Teachers need to run away as quickly as possible from the teacher's
unions. And she has no business being there. This Randy woman looks more like Angela Merkel,
like the former German chancellor. She's trying to become this almost like ambassador for these
children in Ukraine where she can't even manage or speak up for the children in America.
She has forgotten the children in America.
She has abandoned parents here in the U.S.
She has no business being in Ukraine.
Quite frankly, she has no business leading the teachers' union here in the United States.
They need an overhaul in the teachers' unions where the parents' rights and the children's rights are the priority.
Yeah.
You know, not only does she have no business being there, she has no business having such a fun last name.
Like, I hear Wine Garden.
I get excited.
You know, sitting out of a park bench in the back.
Like a classy beer garden?
Yeah, it's a classy beer garden.
But then you see her and you go, that's no wine garden.
It's not even close.
All right.
You know what I mean?
I don't know.
Maybe honestly what we've been missing in this whole global conflict has been an assessment of the situation from Randy Weingarten.
Yes.
I mean, she called.
the missile strikes disgusting, so that was a pretty bold thing.
She's like, I'm going to assess the situation.
No, you're not.
Like, what are you going to offer?
This is bad.
Who are you going to, and who is she reporting back to?
Listen, everybody, I decided this, not good.
You don't need to go there to do that.
It's obviously for attention.
She's trying to rehab her image, which is also like, why does she have a publicist, and I don't.
I know.
Exactly. Exactly. You need it more than she does.
No kidding. Oh, God. That's not true, actually.
No, your private life is all over the web and it's disgusting.
Actually, it isn't. You think I'd be sitting right here?
I don't even know what that means. I don't know. You guys okay.
We're out of time. Thanks to Johnny, Joey Jones, Mercedes, Slapp, Cat Tiv, Tyrus.
Our studio audience, Fox News, a night with Dreamy, Trace Gallagher.
It's next. I'm Greg Gutfeld, and I love you, America.
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I hope you will join me every Tuesday and Thursday as we navigate life together
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