Gutfeld! Monologues - The Latest on the War with Iran

Episode Date: March 11, 2026

As seen on Gutfeld!, Pete Hegseth declares the Iran incursion will “Bring the enemy to their knees.”  Meanwhile, Greg asks the question – “What’s the latest update from Donald Trump on the Iran conflict?”. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Again, why not try my last name? Good evening, everyone. So President Trump said he would back the killing of Iran's new leader if he doesn't agree to the U.S. demands. And if bombs don't work, he's got a guy. Secretary of War Pete Hegzeth said the Iran incursion will soon, quote, bring the enemy to their knees. Well, guess who just enlisted?

Hexeth also said Iran has no choice but to surrender, warning the alternative would be tragic, meaning he would have to return to Fox and Friends weekend. Those are the days. The lives of Iranian women's soccer team may be in danger after refusing to sing their national anthem. To ensure their identities are completely unknown, they've asked for asylum in the WNBA.

Paul McCartney, you know, he was in the Beatles. Claims that Yoko Ono once told him she thought John Lennon might be gay. But Paul assured her it's normal for heterosexual males to decline sex with Yoko Ono. That was a good joke. You people are quiet tonight. I'm going to have to throw some water on you. All right, Mayor Mom Donnie's wife, Rama is facing backlash for liking Instagram posts celebrating the October 7th attack on Israel.

While many people were shocked, others note that on Facebook, she listed her her favorite comedy is Schindler's list. I know. I know. Even more troubling, she still has her decorations up from 9-11. Ha-ha. Yeah. That's the response I wanted.

Too soon. The Ford Motor Company announced it's giving the Pope a custom explorer. It was built at Chicago, and the Pope will receive it once they get the wheels back. And finally, thanks to a new real estate. deal, President Trump's name will be on the tallest skyscraper in Australia. Meanwhile, former President Joe Biden's name will be featured on a structure that's much closer to the ground. Hey, we're all going to end up there, right?

We'll be back with more Gutfeld. This is Ainsley Earhart. Thank you for joining me for the 52 episode podcast series, The Life of Jesus. A listening experience that will provide hope, comfort, and understanding of the greatest story ever told. Listen and follow now at Fox News Podcasts.com. Or wherever you listen to podcast. Okay. So what's the latest from Donald Trump regarding the war with Iran? I wonder, are we crushing the enemy in an overwhelming display of technical skill in military force?

We're crushing the enemy in an overwhelming display of technical skill in military force and will not relent until the enemy is totally and decisively defeated. Iran was supposed to be this big, powerful country. We wrapped the hell out of them. And, you know, I don't know when they cry uncle. but they should have cried it two days ago, right? I don't want to brag. But, you know, they've said this about a lot of things. No other president could do some of the I'm doing. You said it. No other president could do some of the I'm doing.

Although one ex-president said, that's not true. All I did was shit. Meanwhile, on truth social, Trump told Iran that if they mess with tankers in the Strait of Hormuz, he'll unleash death, fire, and fury, which is quite a contrast with the last administration who couldn't unleash Curly, Mo, and Larry. But that's Trump.

Using language our enemies used on us for decades. Trump is a really good tyrant whisperer, happily old school in his persuasion, bombing them with rhetoric and real bombs. Previous presidents were like AM radio, all talk. Biden said that Putin looked into his eyes. He saw resolve. When the Russian was really wondering,

are those cataracts? How is this babushka still alive? And when Obama said, the violence has to end, it was after Michelle smacked him for burning dinner. With Trump, there's no, we've established a red line and suggest you don't cross it or we'll send a strongly worded letter. Also, don't stub your toe on this pallet of cash. Instead, it's if you F us, we're going to blow you to hell. Of course, there's criticism from the usual clowns. Trump said the war will only stop after Iran's unconditional surrender to which Iran replied,

that's a dream America should take to their grave. Okay, that's spooky. And metal is hell. When your best friend was a pedophile and you're losing bigly in the swing states, I'll tell you what you do. You fire the weapons of mass distraction. Basically, we are sending people in to lose their lives. Now, we're in the same position with someone who doesn't seem to care that human beings are being.

You know, it's funny that ABC is now considering the view a news program, which is like mistaking the Hallmark Channel for Pornhub. But it's a reminder of what everyone should do when they hear the opinions of anyone in the media. Go back and check their opinions on other things because they're probably just as stupid. For example, where were they when the commander-in-chief was humping the steps of Air Force One? or trying to use his auto pen as a sympository. Where were they on Russian collusion? A report is bogus as Dylan Mulvaney's pap smear.

Hunter's laptop. The worst homemade porn since Pelosi does Dallas. The border, trans, crime. Come on, people. They were wrong on everything. They make Jim Kramer look like Miss Cleo. And that creates a new world, in which it feels like Trump no longer has

the traditional opposition in the shape of the Democrats or the media. It's not that they don't exist. It's that they don't matter. They squandered all their credibility by being wrong on everything. Because of that, you are no longer required to listen to them. Because before, they lied to you. They betrayed you. They tried to ruin your life.

So it feels like there's a new duopoly brewing, and it's shaping up between Trump and independent media. What has replaced legacy media in the role of the questioner of those in power. I'm talking about Greenwald, Tim Dillon, Rogan, Corolla, Theo Vaughn, Red Scare, Megan Kelly. Even though I disagree strongly with most of them, at least I trust them to be honest because they aren't covering for anyone and they aren't beholden to a party, at least yet. But when I hear Morning Joe or CNN, it's the pounding of a pool boy against my cellar door. I just don't hear it. But what gets through to me?

Bill Maher, Dave Rubin, Brett Weinstein, a very special episode of Thousand Pound Sisters. With big issues like war, the Biden presidency made the entirety of legacy media irrelevant. All you have left is Fox in a growing, powerful, massive, independent voices. So instead of complaining about the death of media, rejoice. Debate has never found more legitimate paths to daylight. Let's welcome. Listen ad free with a Foxxious. News Podcasts plus subscription on Apple Podcasts.

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