Gutfeld! Monologues - The Left Defends Gender Roles To Bash Melania Trump

Episode Date: May 10, 2025

As seen on Gutfeld!, Greg pokes fun at the New York Times for their hit piece on Melania Trump. Plus, Greg calls out the media for their clear bias in their negative coverage of Melania Trump compared to their favorable coverage of Jill Biden. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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So, Sunday is Mother's Day. Yeah. All right. Or as Elon Musk calls it, Sunday. It's the day Elon spends asking dozens of mothers, how did you get this phone number? The Bidens are reportedly considering a $30 million tell-all book deal. $30 million. Man, that's like a million dollars a day for the rest of Joe's life.

The book will include details from Jill's diary. I think we might have a page from it. So why do the Bidens need all this money? Well, according to an inside source, Joe Biden is going broke. And things are looking so rough, Joe's now sleeping in his car. So, did you hear that the new Pope is not only American, but he's from Chicago? Which means out of habit, he's already installed the club in his Popemobile. Try doing a drive-by on that.

New York State's budget includes new laws that make it easier to involuntarily commit someone, which makes you wonder between these two, who's going to pick up the phone first? They're both crazy. This week we learned that Bernie Sanders' excuse for using private jets is that he doesn't like waiting in line. Well, I guess he's never going to bang Bonnie Blue. You know, I knew that was in bad taste, but it's such a good joke. A new study found that 28 major U.S. cities are sinking, and experts have traced the cause back to one man's recent road trip.

According to a new survey, the toughest job in America is fighting fires. The easiest job? You guessed it. Answering Kill Meets fan mail. I like how they put his name on the bag. That was cute. She'd give him that. California Democrats are proposing a mandatory retirement age for public officials. One lawmaker breathed a sign of relief when she found out the age was 540. On Thursday, President Trump complimented Pete Buttigieg for lovingly writing to work on his bicycle.

What's more impressive is the bikes don't have seats. I don't get it. I don't get it. I don't get it. I don't get it. What's so funny? Megan Marco revealed that she and Prince Harry affectionately call each other M and H to keep their relationship a secret. And not because it's short for moron and ho.

California Democrats stopped a law that made paying for sex with a 16-year-old a felony. I wish I was alive to see this, said one man. Oh, my God. A lot of MJ fans here. A woman in China claimed she got herpes at a karaoke bar by holding the microphone. too close to her mouth. Wow, that's a better excuse than the one I use. I usually tell people I got herpes from carrot top.

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And there you have it. The New York Times taking the new first lady to task for not being involved enough in the White House duties. After all, Jill Biden ran the country, and Michelle Obama ran the wait room. Of course, if Doug Emhoff were the first lady right now, the Times would be writing puff pieces about how he goes out of his way to pay for the staff's abortions. The Times bashes Melania for only spending 14 days in the White House. But can you blame her for not wanting to fully move in until they fumigate Hunter's quarters?

Here's one of their complaints. Quote, Mr. Mr. Trump has taken to performing some duties that typically would fall to a first lady. She's not the one carefully selecting light fixtures, redesigning the Rose Garden, greeting tour groups, or hosting receptions. He is. So that's an interesting take from a bunch of lefties. The first lady isn't tending to lady-like duties, but the man is. You know, it says something about Trump when you got the Times defending traditional. they say gender roles. They say gender is a spectrum and then turn right around and say a man

shouldn't do interior decorating. That'll be news to the homosexuals I hired to redo my basement. I'm adding a palmer horse to the bondage room. I think Cudlow's going to like it. But what they're really saying is it's hard for us to try. Malania, which she offers us so little to trash. They're so addicted to being mean girls. Now they're getting meaner because she's not giving them a chance to be mean. Because for sure, if Melania was redoing the Rose Garden, they'd give her hell for including thorns.

So absent any real dirt, the Times wants to paint Melania as an anomaly, when in fact, she's as first lady as you can get in style, sophistication, behavior, and role. This, after four years of the most unorthodox first lady, in history. Jill ran the White House while orchestrating a cover-up for her half-dead husband. She meddled in foreign policy in cabinet meetings. Hell, she even demanded that the world believed she was a real doctor. She let her confused husband offstage, dictated when and where he could go, and controlled media access. Did the media ever probe into that? No. When the media would turn their biased eye to Jill, it was only to Fawn. It didn't bother

them that Jill was effectively the president, despite nobody voting for her. And while they coddled her, they mocked Melania and then complain when she leaves them high and dry. Maybe she thinks, hey, I didn't sign up for this. You know, like when I was on outnumbered. I remember that. Consider that during her husband's first term, she wore a raincoat with a slogan the press didn't like and it became an entire news cycle. A raincoat. And unlike Joe, she was able to put it on all by herself.

Meanwhile, Dr. Jill wore stuff like this. Seriously, who is her stylist? The Riddler? The contrast is stark. Jill got all the accolades and no scrutiny. Melania, no accolades, all scrutiny. If I had an entire industry devoted to nitpicking every single thing I do and say, just because I married somebody they despise, I might need some private time as well.

That's why I dumped Taylor Swift. The Dems love to say they're the party of women unless it's a woman who thinks for herself and quite literally does her own thing. In fact, Melania is the polar opposite of what the Dems want in a woman. See, women should think the same, scream about the same causes, and vote the same way.

It's why so many Democratic women look like this and not this. So what if Melania would rather be seen and not heard? The Dems just want you to be one of the herd. Period. Listen ad-free with a Fox News podcast plus subscription on Apple Podcasts. And Amazon Prime members can listen to this show ad-free on the Amazon music app. This is Jimmy Phala, inviting you to join me for Fox Across America,

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