Gutfeld! Monologues - The Left Links Healthy Living To MAGA

Episode Date: May 8, 2025

As seen on Gutfeld!, Greg makes fun of the left for the recent trend of linking healthy behaviors with MAGA. Plus, Greg calls out Democrats for their general disdain for accountability and delayed gratification. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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or read a five-minute summary of the book at Economic Principles.org. Thank you. Yes. Thank you. Thank you for speaking the truth. Wednesday, everyone. So Fox's very own, Brian Kilmeet, is celebrating a birthday today. Brian plans to celebrate the same way he always does, alone. In an interview yesterday, President Biden commented on leaving the race, claiming he didn't think it would have mattered if he had pulled out sooner.

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Yeah. Which means we're back to looking for a few good men and women without d***. This week is Teacher Appreciation Week. Randy Weingarten is offering $1,000 to any teacher who could pin her for five seconds. Disney is opening up a theme park in Abu Dhabi, the capital of the United Arab Emirates. It would be like the traditional Disney parks in America, except instead of the usual parade at 3 p.m., they throw Peter Pan off a roof. Homosexual. Oh.

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I do not get that joke. And finally, a bizarre video shows a bull casually mounting a scooter and riding it. Wow, would you look at that? Uh, Joy Behar can ride a scooter. All right. Silly. So Protein is now pro-Trump, a recent piece from Vanity Fair. claims that a preference for protein is a tenant of the manosphere, that evil, evil orbit of masculinity that counts Trump as their vile leader.

Oh, podcasters who love Trump promote protein, so it must be bad. Testosterone is evil, too, unless it's being pumped into a preteen girl. Hell, I bet they even think running as an act is political. Running as an act is political. And you know who taught me that? Tim Walz. The first thing he told me was that running is a privilege

and being a part of the running community is a privilege that not all people have access to. Hmm. That was Hope Waltz, Tim's daughter, attacking a running influencer for visiting the White House.

Yes, running is a privilege, which I hope she forgets when fleeing a mugger. But it's no wonder so many young men are running from the Dems when this guy was your face of masculinity. But the left's quest against the manosphere isn't new.

They attacked Rogan for hosting Trump, pinned the UFC as a sanctuary for maga culture, and all because the left hates Trump. And why? Well, he works hard, doing more before 9 a.m. than the Dems do all year. He secured the border, restored our military, ended radical gender ideology. Suddenly, the military is recruiting more young men than a twister tournament at Don Lemon's beach house. Yeah. Hey.

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accountability to Trump. Which means by process of elimination, they want you to be fat, lazy, and stupid. I believe the medical term is rosy. But, But aspirational goals for good health are one of many aspirations the left now see as evil. Remember when Time Magazine declared exercise as racist and rooted in whiteness?

And remember that math was racist too? Scientific American wrote a whole article about its white patriarchal past. They should have just said math is sexist because women can't do it. A sexist would say. Duke Medical School. once said that showing up on time reflects white supremacy culture. Yeah, because when having life-saving emergency surgery, it's always good for the head surgeon to be fashionably late. Of course, even the aspirational American lawn is rooted in colonialism and racism. So it's no

surprise that the people who said reading to your child disadvantages others are now coming for your hamburger. That's enough to make Chris Christie become a Republican. So the left links these healthy behaviors to MAGA, which forces them to take the side of the opposite. Unhealthy crap. True, even Jedi's must now be fat. Remember the woke's body positivity movement? Yeah, some picture of health. All it does is make airplanes use more fuel.

So it's a hell of a list. Leading a healthy life is racist. Improving your intelligence is bigoted. competing against your own gender is transphobic. Never mind that if you're black, gay, or poor, and you do these things, you'll be more successful than if you didn't. It's about doing the work, something Dems a void. For them, everything is supposed to be easy. You're a victim.

Fat is beautiful. And it's someone else's fault. You're an idiot. No wonder, these are your spokespersons. The laziness is both political and personal. Don't send illegals back. Don't arrest criminals. Don't improve education.

Pretty soon you're okay with, don't get in shape. It's no surprise the people who don't believe in work also don't believe in shaving their armpits. I know. It took forever to get that picture. It's funny, the Dems love to wax poetic about doing the work, yet all they do is burn down a building, lie on a highway, or pour soup on a painting. The real work was in creating all those things, which was done by people who didn't spend their time blaming other success and making excuses for their own failures. Meanwhile, the people who do that work are mocked for sticking to their traditions of discipline and delayed gratification.

There's no one the left hates more than someone who paid back their student loans. It's the politics of resentment and blame, but they also oppose fitness to justify their own lack thereof, which is why they have no desire to do the heavy lifting, literally. Listen ad-free with a Fox News podcast plus subscription on Apple Podcasts, and Amazon Prime members can listen to this show and free on the Amazon Music app. I'm Janice Dean. Join me every Sunday as I focus on stories of hope and people who are truly rays of sunshine in their community and across the world. Listen and follow now at Fox Newspodcast.com.