Gutfeld! Monologues - The Left Trades Law Enforcement For Statues
Episode Date: May 9, 2025As seen on Gutfeld!, Greg makes fun of the latest statue erected in Times Square. Plus, Greg calls out the left for supporting BLM and Defund The Police amidst the recent surge in crime. Learn more ...about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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So Times Square just unveiled a 12-foot-tall plus-sized statue
of a black woman in a pantsuit
who looks like she's about to confront her baby daddy
on Jerry Springer.
This inspiring monument
was erected as a, quote, stark contrast to the two white men who have statues there already.
Father Francis Duffy, a highly decorated World War I hero, and George Cohen, who helped
to further Broadway in the music industry.
The artist claims that the statue's posture is a nod to Michelangelo's David.
Yeah.
I know.
I can barely tell them apart.
Though the other guy, I mistakenly called Steve Ducey,
Charles Payne.
Now, we're told the statue should instigate meaningful connections, but it's just
steps away from an actual meaningful connection, where a gang attacked two NYPD cops
who interrupted a robbery.
Why not make a statue of that to warn tourists?
Now, Tom Holman is vowed to deport those Trend de Aragua wannabes, but incredibly,
ICE was turned away, because, shocker, New York's a sanctuary city.
Meanwhile, at Columbia, pro homas agitators continue to wreak havoc, taking over the school's library.
After all, it's full of their greatest enemy, books.
It pays to note of the 80 arrested 61 were female, and some of them even had vaginas.
So how did we get here?
Well, it's easy.
The lefties traded law enforcement for performance art.
and the results are written in blood.
Remember the defund the police movement?
A new study confirms what any sane person already knew.
Less policing equals more murder.
Following the 2020 summer of love,
police stops in arrests dropped by 40%
across 15 major American cities,
leading to a massive rise in murders by 2021.
National homicides increased by 7,000 over 2019.
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They tried to lie about crime dropping, but like tickets to see Snow White, people weren't buying it.
But from 2021 to 2024, as cities reinstated proactive policing, murders drop by almost 40%.
Wow.
Now I understand why we have cops.
They aren't just to show up and strip at Cudlow's hot tub parties.
Those were good.
times. And just in time, a poll shows that most Americans, especially blacks, feel that George
Floyd's death didn't lead to any meaningful reforms. They probably weren't happy with a bunch
of white coeds telling them they don't need cops in their neighborhoods, and then those coeds
leave. So what about all those slogans, all those street murals, turned out to be worth
as much as Kamala for president T-shirts? Sadly, we learned that BLM actually stood for black
leaders' mansions.
So we're not safer. We're not more
equal. We're just poorer, angrier,
and scared to take the subway.
And what about the communities that defund
was supposed to help?
Anti-police policies hurt them the most.
Blacks in high crime areas.
Here in New York, a billion
dollars cut from the NYPD budget.
Cop retirements up and recruitment down
and crime soared.
Stores closed, loved ones never came home
as their subway rides turned into
mobile asylums. It's called
the Ferguson effect, a rise in violent crime when you reduce the police force. And like J.B. Pritzker
in the desert, I saw it coming from a mile away. The Ferguson effect is a real thing. The George
Floyd effect is a real thing. We saw this coming. We saw that the, what do you call it, the Ferguson
effect take hold. That led to destructions of cities, decimation of the police forces and morale.
And now they may, what the result is, what you're seeing is the Ferguson effect,
is now the law of the land.
Hmm, I know what you're thinking.
He's hot.
And clairvoyant.
That's why I know what you're thinking.
In a way, that statue represents America's blue cities,
a big hollow gesture that threatens to crush everyday people.
Chicago, Oakland, S.F., Portland, Seattle, Memphis,
you get the idea.
So when you hear all the lefty BS about criminal justice reform,
think of this statue.
Because like everything, it's all for show.
The Dems aren't looking to make you safer.
They're stuck on political theater.
Singing horribly, filibustering nonsense, flying away to brown-nosed gangbangers,
demanding due process for millions of unvetted illegals.
So as cops get jumped, we get a 12-foot gargoyle.
And the people who suffer, not the elites,
it's shopkeepers, subway riders, working women.
The same communities the clueless lives claim to help.
Hell, if they really want to get people talking,
why not sculpt a murder victim?
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