Gutfeld! Monologues - The Left’s New Buzzword

Episode Date: September 25, 2025

As seen on Guteld!, Jimmy Kimmel returns to TV after a brief suspension. Meanwhile, the left has found a new favorite term: “Censorship.” Don’t miss Greg’s sharp critique! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Thank you. Stop it. It's good to see you, and I promise I won't be crying. Happy Wednesday, everyone. So last night, Jimmy Kimmel returned to his show. He gave a self-pitying, tearful, non-apology. But I got to say, it's nice to see someone crying at Kimmel's show, besides the audience.

Kimmel failed to. correct his lie that Charlie Kirk's assassin was a MAGA supporter, but he cited Jesus as inspiration for forgiveness. True, Jesus forgave his executioners, but Jesus also cast demons into a herd of pigs, which, as you know, for Jimmy, is still possible. So should we forgive him for the first time he lied or the second? Jesus performed a lot of miracles, but I don't think he'll be bringing Kimmel's show back from the dead. Kimmel portrayed himself as a victim, so maybe next time he does blackface instead of Carl Malone, he should just go as Jesse Smolett. All right.

In other news, failed Trump assassin Ryan Ruth tried to stab himself with a pen after being sentenced in court. That's two times he tried to kill someone and failed. Wow, it's like he didn't listen to a word I said, said one woman. Kamala Harris told Rachel Maddow that her race against Trump ended up being the closest presidential election in the 21st century. When asked about proof, she said, I prefer Smyrnaff 100. Kamala also told the view she thought the differences between her

and former President Joe Biden were obvious. True. he doesn't have to blow something to start his car or get a job that's terrible that you would laugh at that we'll be back with more Gutfeld reading playing learning

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But like with every issue, it's always projection. It's like when they call you Hitler, but they're the ones with the little mustaches. So Google now admits that Biden officials pressed a YouTube to censor COVID content during the pandemic, meaning so-called misinformation was scrubbed faster than Doug Emhoff's junk after the nanny left. And now Google's reinstating these accounts. At least those tech nerds finally came around,

but if they really cared so much about medical science, they should have investigated why Joe Biden hasn't cast a shadow since 2005. But there's more than that. Remember when the Biden White House jailed someone for a meme? Douglas Mackey was jailed for a joke about false voting instructions, while liberals who made the same joke are freer than Larry Cudlow jogging at a nude beach. So that's the left's commitment to free speech. They only care if a millionaire leftist is suspended for a few days.

But destroying your life to shut you up, that's cool, because you aren't Jimmy Kimmel. So it's no wonder that liberal policies are as popular as cold sores at a CPR training class. The Dems are underwater across the board. What are we seeing, Harry? What are we seeing? You know, Donald Trump being underwater Democrats

and all this guarantees us. We're going to fly high in the midterms. Let me tell you, this guarantees you nothing, nothing because at this particular point that Democrats are the New Orleans Saints of Political Parties. What are we talking about? Trust the Dems or GOP more on the economy. Who leads on the economy? Republicans by seven. Immigration, Republicans by 13. How about crime,

a big issue for Donald Trump and the Republicans? Look at that. Lead by 22 points. That's a lot. But are you surprised? The Dems only care about crime when the victim is trans, and the atrocity is no urinals in the ladies' room. But I wonder, does he have a bottom line? So the bottom line is this. At this particular point, the ball may be on the ground, but the Democrats have not picked up the ball and running with it. If anything, at this particular point, it's the Republicans who are running with the ball on the top issues, the economy, immigration, and crime. Well, it can't get worse than that unless we compare it back to 2022, Harry?

Yeah, let's compare it back to 2022. I think this kind of gives away the game right here. The GOP is more trusted than the Dems on the economy. It was 12 points in 2022. Slight, slight decline in that leap, but still seven points. How about immigration? It was Republicans by three back in 2020, 22. Look at this.

The Republican leads actually gone up by 10 points. What are you doing, Democrats? My goodness gracious. And on crime, the Republicans were up by 13. And now they're up by 22. The lead, again, expanding by nearly double digits. So whatever Democrats are doing, it ain't working, Kate. It ain't working.

I wish I had him as a teacher in great school. Now, you'd think these numbers would be cause for reflection. you know, hey, maybe our ideas are the problem. You know, maybe men in bikinis or letting murderers out of jail and allowing boatloads of drugs in isn't exactly speaking to our voters? No. These ghastly numbers only drive them deeper into their rabid, one-size-fits-all solution, demonization.

Branding Trump of fascists is the easy fix for a party that has no answers. Because while Trump spent his time on the issues, immigration, crime, the economy, they never worked out those muscles. and the result was political atrophy. The Dems never picked up the weights. They just sat around gorging on hate.

Already two million illegals have been deported since Trump took office. 1.6 million self-deported. Just the thought of Trump sent them running like bystanders when Jerry Nadler's robe falls open. Meanwhile, they took a look at Biden, and they saw an urn propping open the back door of America. Then there's crime. It took Trump one week to turn D.C. around.

But as the Dems would tell us, stopping carjackings is the first sign of fascism. After all, how else are those poor carjackers supposed to get to the Antifa rally? But as usual, the media keeps the getaway car running, providing cover and an easy exit for hateful rhetoric. But look, it's easy for the right to be popular when you're competing against horrible ideas. And it also helps to come out completely against a sad. fascinating people. But I guess the Democrats will have to wait for a poll first to tell them that. Let me grease one up for you. Because when a conservative leader is murdered in cold blood, it didn't stop them from fanning the flames like Randy Weing Garden with itching powder and her jockstrap.

But they were never like Charlie. Debate was never the answer. So now all the words they have left are the same ones they used against us to begin with. Nazist, Nazi, racist. They didn't learn from Trump's near assassination, and they can't learn from Charlie's actual assassination. Because if they see the evil in their words, what does that mean? Then they have to let them go and they can't.

Because really, what's left? Let's welcome. Listen ad free with a Fox News podcast plus subscription on Apple Podcasts. And Amazon Prime members can listen to this show ad free on the Amazon Music app. Hey, I'm Trey Gowdy host of the Trey Gowdy podcast. I hope you will join me every Tuesday and Thursday as we navigate life together and hopefully find ourselves a little bit better on the other side.

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