Gutfeld! Monologues - The Media Act Like Sheep Giving Love To VEEP

Episode Date: July 27, 2024

As seen on Gutfeld!, The Host of Piers Morgan Uncensored, Piers Morgan, FOX News Contributor, Kat Timpf, Host of the Tyrus & The Wise Men podcast, Tyrus, and comedian, Adam Hunter discuss how the media has suddenly changed their tune when covering politics now that Vice President Harris has become the presumptive Democratic presidential nominee.   Plus, Gutfeld responds to the historic events of the past few weeks, from the attempted assassination of former President Trump to President Biden withdrawing from the race.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Tucker Carlson said Ray Dalio is one of the world's smartest investors, but more important, he's likely the wisest. Make yourself read this book. That book is how countries go broke, the big cycle. In it, Dalio explains the mechanics behind big debt cycles, and what they mean for countries with big and increasing debts like the U.S. and what you should do to protect yourself. You can find it wherever books are sold,

or read a five-minute summary of the book at economic principles.org. Yes. Yes. I know. Relax. Relax. There's enough of me to go around. Happy Tuesday, everyone.

So Secret Service director, Kimberly Cheedel has resigned today after the failed assassinated attempt against Trump she broke the glass ceiling but was no match for a sloped roof well played so what's next for Cheeto

well let's hope she finds a job more suited to her skill set president Biden put out a statement praising for her, quote, honor, courage, and incredible integrity. But then we turned over the statement and found this message, Help, Jill's holding me hostage. Speaking of Jill, where's she been, huh?

And come to think of it, where's Hunter? Hmm. I hope they're not . What? I mean, I'm just hoping. It's a good hope. President Biden has scheduled a prime time. Didn't see that one coming, did you?

This porn hub moment. Yes. Stepmom. That's on his bucket list. President Biden is scheduled a prime time. address for 8 p.m. tomorrow, helping America to breathe a much-needed sigh of relief because he's preempting Jesse Waters. Prior to the address, the president has been in high-level meetings with his new advisors. The White House press secretary appeared on the view today

in her first interview since Biden dropped out. She was probably auditioning for the job, but She didn't meet the minimum weight requirement. Kamala Harris is already floating names for VP, but she's careful not to choose candidates who might outshine her. And that leaves her with a Teddy Ruckspin doll, a plunger, and a rock. Finally, Jimmy Carter's death announcement was immediately ruled as fake. So at least we know one president's alive.

All right, to the news, Kimberly Cheedell has resigned, this after a disastrous hearing where she dodged questions like they were shot from a 20-year-old loner on a slightly slanted roof. We also learned that Secret Service officials repeatedly rejected Trump's request for extra security in the two years prior to the assassination attempt. That includes more agents and magnetometers at large public events, as well as extra snipers for outdoor venues. Officials claim the agency lacked the resources.

But that's a bigger stretch than a five-foot agent trying to shield a six-foot-three trunk. Now, I'm no expert in security, although I've seen the bodyguard 14 times. I'm thinking killing a president shouldn't be easy. You shouldn't be able to stroll right in. I mean, at least require a hand stamp or a solo beer cup. All infamous assassins, you know, they did the work.

John Wilkes Booth, and he sat through a mediocre play, and Lee Harvey Oswald had to climb all those stairs. You know, they didn't walk around in plain sight with a rifle in one hand and a corn dog in the other. So how did this happen? Well, first you got a shooter with suicidal ideation, given agency from antidepressants, which turns wanting into deciding.

Then there's a media that selected the target for you, like a bartender showing you where the dartboard is. And after me and Wayne Newton, Trump is the most famous person on earth. And if taken out, you have a brainwashed segment of society cheering it on. So unlike a mass shooting, the fiend gets infamy plus adulation, how soon before his face is on a t-shirt at a peace rally. So this shooter was brought to you by Google,

Big Pharma, the media, and the kid who was bad at Dodgeball. Then there's bureaucratic incompetence, fueled by one part TDS and another part DEI. It's not the fault of the agents, but a bureaucracy that placed politics and publicity above people. Less experienced agents were placed in a situation that the director deemed adequate. So who are we playing today, Alabama? Let's start the third string defense. What's the worst that could happen? So it's not the player's fault.

It's the coaches. TDS informed the decision not to take threats seriously, and DEI put a strain on the system that deals with potential threats. It was the perfect storm of liberal PC B. CETL had boasted about quotas while also rejecting extra security because they were either shorthanded or felt it unnecessary. Being shorthanded is a result when you put diversity hiring over a wider net that includes all types of applicants.

Now, when you bring up DEI, they call you racist, which is weird because it's those critics who equate incompetence with minorities. But we aren't talking about individuals here, but a system that is based on math. If you're seeking new talent from a smaller pool, clearly they will not be as experienced as people from a larger pool who've been around a while. Demand can't be met by the supply. I mean, imagine if I was hiring based on red hair, that's a small. pool. It's fine in movies, but still you're only going to get one, Molly Ringwald. But then we hear about hospitals and airlines. Would you want a pilot who's only picked because he has red hair? By its nature, DEI diverts resources from one goal, security, to another

diversity. The priority itself is the problem. And saying that is not racist, that's common. sense. Even though a few people with no merit will always sneak through. So, why? So if it's a conspiracy, it's a conspiracy of dunces. D.E.I. offers plausible explanations for glaring incompetence. Think about it. How did a 20-year-old outsmart an entire secret service? Why are doors falling off jets? Why do all the movies suck? Even the ones without Nicholas Cage? When you hire people who aren't up to the job in any shape or form, it hurts the product. Look, you can't prevent a crazy person out of $340 million, but you can reduce the odds of him getting away with it.

If you can't stop the lawn from growing, just make sure you got a good mower, and that he's here legally. It's easier to maintain secret service than it is trying to solve for an unstable teen. That's a needle in a haystack, a needle that outsmarted Cheatle. All right, don't go anywhere. We'll be right back. This episode is brought to you by eBay. We all have that piece. The one that's so you, you've basically become known for it.

And if you don't yet, fashionistas, you'll find it on eBay. That mu mu mu red leather bomber, the Cousteau Barcelona cowboy top, or that Patagonia fleece in the 2017 color way. All these finds are all on eBay. along with millions of more main character pieces, backed by authenticity guarantee. eBay is the place for pre-loved and vintage fashion. eBay, things people love. The best coast just got better, introducing Quantum of the Seas, sailing from L.A. this fall.

Conquer next-level thrills on the boldest ship in the West, like Flowrider surf sessions, bumper cars, and soaring 300 feet above sea level, on the North Star. Plus, more than 15 dining options on board. All between discoveries in Ensenada and even over. overnights in Cabo. You've never done Mexico like this. Book your Boulder-Baha adventure from Los Angeles today. Come seek the Royal Caribbean. Itineraries vary by sale date. Ships Registry Bahamas. Let's welcome. He's the British bloke who can't stand the woke. Posted Pierce Morgan, unscensored on YouTube, Pierce Morgan. He looks like he shoplifts from Spencer's Gifts. Comedian Adam Hunter.

Cannibals throw her back. New York Times bestselling author, Fox News, get driven her cash in. And when he sweats, people need umbrellas. New York Times bestselling author, comedian, and former NBA World Champion, Tyrant. Now that Joe's incapacitated,

Cam gets celebrated. It's a master class and kissing some cam ass. Video of the day comes to us from liberal media hacks. You can't get enough of Kamala Harris and she became the Dems presidential candidate. Roll it, Ethel. The reason why he picked Vice President Kamala Harris is because he believed that she would be ready

to lead from day one. He believed she was the right person to take over the campaign, and she is. Once Harris got the nod from Joe, it was off to the races with endorsements rolling in. I kind of fell in love with her. I thought she was smart, engaging. She's funny, feisty, twinkling your eyes.

punch you in the gut. The one thing Donald Trump feared was not having Joe Biden Doran again. You talk about boxing? Yeah. He was used to going

against Biden, right? Right. So what have they done? They've switched it up. It's going to be a South paw now. Rocky's a Southpaw! Al Sharpton's like, please kill me.

Sorry, Joe. The analogy doesn't quite work because unlike Rocky, Kamala can't blame her bizarre speeches on repeated blows to the head. Adam, can you say one nice thing about Kamala Harris? I mean, she's there. Yeah.

Good job. I mean, if this is Rocky, then it's Rocky 4. And Biden's Apollo and Nancy Pelosi's a Russian that kills him. But, like, Donny Douche, he, uh, he, he says, he's in love with her, and now his sex doll is very jealous. I mean, CNN was so happy to actually cut to Jeffrey Tubin on Zoom. I mean, Stephen Colbert said his blood is flowing, so I'm happy he, you know, at that time of the month.

But, you know, Kamala said she wants to break barriers, starting with the sound. Like, every time she laughs, like Trump wants to shoot himself in the ear. It's, it's just rough. Like, the media hates it. I remember what Trump got, you know, he found guilty. Joy Behardt said she was leaking at Costco, and then there was a cleanup in every aisle. And that's our commercial for Amazon. Tyrus, say, they are laying it on pretty things.

It's, I mean, they don't even hide the fact that they all got the same bat signal. Yeah, I think, well, first of all, I have to disagree with you. It's not Rocky 4. It's Rocky 5, the one we're supposed to not remember. Okay, so that's number one. Other than that, beautiful. They're acting like we haven't known her for the last four years. It feels like 50.

It really does. It really does. And now they're making the argument, the reason why she was the way she was was because she had to lay in the cut so Biden could do his thing. And she had to watch. And then one day she decided to go down to him and say, hey, it's my time. And he's like, you're right. And he stepped aside.

And she's this great noble person. And you know what? Let's say this is all true. I'm willing to have a restart with Kamala, a complete restart. Maybe I've been wrong. And then we'll watch the next speech. And I'll go, Greg, I'm sorry. I wasted your time on the show.

talking about it so no matter how you dress that box up and ribbons and sprinkles when you open it up it's still full of incompetence that it is kind of like a microcosm of America like the old guy won't leave the house and you have this young

hot shot lawyer who wants to buy the place so she's got to get him out get him out there and he just won't go Yes, old guys do own all the homes. Yes, they do. They do. I happen to notice that. Yes.

Is she a role model for you? I think, here's what I think. I think that the gift wrapping that Tyrus referred to could actually be more effective than Republicans think. I really do think that Republicans can laugh at this. You can see it because it is

transparent, but the media was able to convince large swaths of voters that Joe Biden was okay enough to vote for and run again to be the president for four more years. A man who two years ago stood up in front of the nation and said, I have oil cancer. A man who was routinely wandering around talking to dead people during the press conferences, they were able to convince this is the guy.

So I honestly, I mean, can they name. make Kamala cool and awesome and make her look get people excited for her? Of course they can. It'll be a lot easier than what they did with Joe Biden. No, it's true. They are going to turn her into something amazing, Pierce. We are very quickly into Princess Diana stage of the Kamala rebirth. In relation to Rocky, though, I'm a bit of a rocky nut. I saw all six movies about 10 times each minimum, he actually had 57 fights, Rocky Balboa, in the course of the sixth movie. Some very quick, the early ones where he knocks everybody out on his way up, and lost 23 of them, which means Rocky Balboa's win record as a boxer was hovering around

the 40% mark. Wow. Which means that if she is Rocky Balboa, she's going to lose 40% of time. I don't know about you, but that's not a great sales pitch to be president of the United States. I'm going to lose 40% of all the wars I go into. I'm going to lose 40% of all the policy moves I make. So I wouldn't be too excited by that. Look, I think it's... Someone said it today on my show, which is a brilliant analogy. If you're on the Titanic and you've hit the iceberg and it's going down

and the last lifeboat's gone and you look out, you'll jump onto any other vessel you can get your hands on, right? That's where we are with Kamala Harris. Last week, she was deemed generally by people on all sides of this debate to be completely useless. She was being blamed for why the black and Hispanic vote has been drifting away from the Democrats. A lot of black Americans felt very let down by Kamala Harris. And yet now I'm picking up the newspapers and turning on the TV and the general media. She's a very liberal skew. We know this.

And suddenly, she's the savior. Right. Sorry, she's been there the whole time. In fact, what is crystal clear is that she's probably been doing the president's work the entire period, right? We just haven't been told the truth. So I think it's, look, I don't disagree with you. I do think that it can be repackaged very quickly. You've got the money storming in.

You've got all the celebrities storming in. You've got all the grandees of the party. The Democrat machine is behind it. But I don't think American people are stupid. They haven't got short memories. And I think that when the honeymoon period is over in about a week, then suddenly we'll get into, oh, hang on, wasn't she the one who wanted to defund the police? Wasn't she the one who's made the immigration czar and said,

don't come in? And eight million people promptly came in and so on. So I think the real battle starts in about a week. And that's where we are. Well, excellent prognosis. Out of time. Pierce Morgan, Adam Hunter, Katow, Sturt, Tars, our studio on. It's Fox News, tonight with Dreamy, Jay, Scott, Gregory.

I'm Greg Gutfeld. I love you, America. Listen ad-free with a Fox News podcast plus subscription on Apple Podcasts. And Amazon Prime members can listen to this show ad-free on the Amazon Music app. I'm Janice Dean. Join me every Sunday as I focus on stories of hope and people who are truly rays of sunshine in their community and across the world. Listen and follow now at Fox Newspodcast.com. Thank you.